From:		swanberg
Date:		24 December 1995 17:38
To:		U.S.S. Lafayette (BBS)
Subject:		RE: Dock 17

<Commander Swanberg, Gullible Customer, Shuttlebay>

"OK, Max, I think I know how to get the doors open.  You pre-flight the shuttle, and when you're ready, give me a thumbs-up, and I'll open the doors."

Mortimer proceeds into the shuttle and begins the pre-flight activation sequence.  Swanberg heads for the nearest computer access panel, and readies to access it.

After a few minutes, Mortimer waves at Swanberg to get his attention, then gives a thumbs-up sign.  Swanberg accesses the Ferengi ship's computer.

"Computer, there is a poison gas leak in the shuttlebay.  There are no Ferengi present in the shuttlebay, so begin air evacuation procedures."

The computer scans the shuttlebay, and sure enough, finds no Ferengi present.  "Beginning evacuation procedures, 15 seconds to bay doors opening."

Swanberg sprints to the shuttle, closing the hatch just as the shuttlebay doors begin to open.