From:		Steven_Wild
Date:		21 November 1995 06:36
To:		U.S.S. Lafayette (BBS)
Subject:		RE: Officer's Lounge

Bartender,(Petty Officer 2nd Class) Jack "The Hammer" Rhine, Officer's Lounge

Jack lifting his huge muscular bulk out of his bunk mutters to himself  That blasted thin kid  of an Ops officer had better be completed that ridiculous redocorating thing he was ranting and raving about.  If not I'll rip that replacement arm of his off at the knee then beat some sense into the cream puff.  Hammer then storms out of his bunk quarters with a purpose.

Hammer arrives at the Officers' lounge and sees that the sign is still up. figures!  Hammer enters the lounge and finds Mortimer lying on the ground unconcious with a bottle beside him and his arm in pieces.  Well at least I won't have to rip the arm off!! Best try and wake the little wretch up. Obviously he can't hold his alcohol like a marine can.

"Sir!" No response.  Hammer walks over to him and shakes him" Sir, wake up" just a slight grunt issues forth.  Hammer thinks for a second and smiles and walks over to his bar, reaches under it for a bucket and fills it with water and walks back over to the unconscious Ops officer.  Well this should do the trick.  Hammer dumps the entire contents of ice cold water onto Mortimers head and chuckles to himself.