USS Triton NCC 65817
Stardate 10306.12

Staring:
Jim Strickland as Captain Thorne Knight, Commanding Officer.
Jason Jackson as Commander Lahn Everitt, Executive Officer.
Antuan Vance as Lieutenant Commander Khaar Wolfe, Chief Tactical Officer.
Robert Ray as Lieutenant Commander Robert Ray, Flight Control Officer.
Cory Friess as Lieutenant Ashley L Yates, Chief Medical Officer.
Diana Tran as Lieutenant Evelyn Pierce, Civilian-Tactical Specialist.
Lynda Anderson as Lieutenant T’Ponga Shemara, Chief Engineering Officer.

Guest Staring:
Arlene McIntyre as Computer

Host SM_Pam  (Actd.mid)

Host SM_Pam says:
The Aries has finally left Starbase 16 to begin a series of tests to see if the Nova Class vessel should be assigned to Federation Starbases. A few small problems have been cropping up, including a rather obnoxious computer that seems to have it's own personality.

Host SM_Pam says:
The crew are settling in and learning their way around the smaller but adequate little ship, which will be their home for a few weeks.

Host SM_Pam says:
Engineering has solved some of the minor glitches and is ready to take on more challenges. The science department is up and running and ready for work. Tactical seems anxious to test the weapons systems and even the doctor and civilian seem happy with sickbay and the other defensive systems.

Host SM_Pam says:
With the abrasive computer almost harassing the crew at every inquiry, it's a wonder that it would let them touch any of the Aries' systems. Sounds like a plot here doesn't it?

Host SM_Pam says:
The ship will soon be approaching the coordinates of the first testing phase, where the sensors will be put to the test.

Host SM_Pam says:
The first test involves a small asteroid belt where the Aries must find and locate a small device, identify it and determine it's purpose, then tractor it and secure it. Sounds simple right? You wish.

Host SM_Pam says:
ACTD is proud to present The USS Triton in...... "Aries Is The First Sign".......  Stardate 10306.12..... Chapter two..."The First Test"

Host SM_Pam says:
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CEO_Lt_T`Ponga_Shemara says:
::in engineering in her office::

Host CO_Capt_Knight says:
::In his RR calming Shane down by replicating a bowl of water and food for his new friend:: *XO*: How are we doing Cmdr?

Computer says:
::Screeches so the whole ship can hear her.:: CO:  Captain!!  Does the mangy mutt have fleas?  I saw a flea escape from it!

CMO_Lt_Yates says:
::Is in her small office located next to Sickbay. She is looking over her reports on her lap top:: Self: I wonder when our first test is suppose to begin?

Host CO_Capt_Knight says:
Computer: He does not have fleas!  Settle down

Host XO_Cmdr_Everitt says:
::standing outside of the center lowered area on the bridge:: *CO* Our ETA is 10 minutes, not much else to report on.

CIV_Lt_Pierce says:
::Pulls up the sensor readings on the Tactical console::

CMO_Lt_Yates says:
::hears the Computer screech and looks up:: Self: This is one excited Computer.

Computer says:
CO:  I'm infested!  I'm infested!!!  ::Starts to shake the ship to get rid of the fleas..::

CEO_Lt_T`Ponga_Shemara says:
::cringes as the computer screeches::  Self: I am going to pull that thing out of the computer core.

Computer says:
CIV:  You don't want to look at those..here let me bring up some prettier pictures for you.

Host CO_Capt_Knight says:
::Feels the ship shake:: Computer: That is enough!  Override that right now!

CMO_Lt_Yates says:
::Feels the ship shake. She holds onto her desk a little:: Self: Ok what is going on?

Computer says:
::Blubbers for a moment.::  CO:  YOU HATE ME!!!  ::Sniffle sniffle.::

FCO_LtCmdr_Ray says:
XO: I am detecting a asteroid belt ahead, going to impulse.

Host CO_Capt_Knight says:
*XO*: I'll be right out.

Host XO_Cmdr_Everitt says:
::feels the ship shake:: Computer: What just happened?

CEO_Lt_T`Ponga_Shemara says:
Self:  What the blazes..........

CMO_Lt_Yates says:
::Taps her Combadge:: *CO*: Sir, what is going on up there?

Host CO_Capt_Knight says:
Computer: No I don't.  Now please settle down.

CEO_Lt_T`Ponga_Shemara says:
Ens. Spanner: Report!

Host XO_Cmdr_Everitt says:
FCO: Acknowledged commander.  Is this our first waypoint?

Host CO_Capt_Knight says:
*CMO*: The computer is throwing a tantrum Dr.

Computer says:
XO:  Getting ready to do the limbo, what do you think I'm doing!?!  Getting rid of the fleas!

Host XO_Cmdr_Everitt says:
Computer: Fleas?  Please specify.

Computer says:
::one more sniffle.:: CO:  Ok.. sugarplum just for a stud muffin like I will.

FCO_LtCmdr_Ray says:
XO: It sure looks like it.

CEO_Lt_T`Ponga_Shemara says:
<Ens. Spanner>: Sir the computer seems to have a dislike for the dogs fleas. ::smiles::

Host CO_Capt_Knight says:
Computer: I had him checked at SB 16.  He does NOT have any fleas.  ::walks out to the bridge::

CIV_Lt_Pierce says:
Computer: Pretty pictures?  ::Pokes the console again:: There's an asteroid belt out there, I need sensors!

Computer says:
XO:  You know fleas... minute insects that infect furry animals.

Host CO_Capt_Knight says:
Computer: Please address by our ranks.

FCO_LtCmdr_Ray says:
XO: should I plot a course around it?

CMO_Lt_Yates says:
*CO*: Ah I see. ::Thinks for a moment:: Self: This thing is really strange.

Host XO_Cmdr_Everitt says:
Computer: Than it won't infect you, correct?

Computer says:
CIV:  There are lots of asteroid belts you know.  You have to be specific... Or you can look at cute guys?

Host CO_Capt_Knight says:
CTO: How's that shield project of yours coming Cmdr?

Host XO_Cmdr_Everitt says:
FCO: Make your way around the outside of the asteroid belt.

Computer says:
XO:  You are an insensitive lute..  I have feelings you know..  If you prick me, do I not bleed?

CMO_Lt_Yates says:
*Nurse Strickland*: Nurse, could you please have the files of the last physicals sent to my office.

CEO_Lt_T`Ponga_Shemara says:
Ens. Spanner: Find out if you can do anything to control this out of sync relay system on the sensor grid.  I don't want the CTO to have kittens.

Host XO_Cmdr_Everitt says:
CTO: Start making your scans of the asteroid belt for our "object".

CMO_Lt_Yates says:
<Nurse Strickland>*CMO*: Sending now. ::Sends the files::

Host CO_Capt_Knight says:
*CEO*: How's things in Engineering Lt?

CEO_Lt_T`Ponga_Shemara says:
<Ens. Spanner>: Right away ma'am.  And ma'am, it good to be here with you on the Aries.

CIV_Lt_Pierce says:
Computer: I don't know what this asteroid belt is called!  But if you don't give me sensors back, one of those rocks could damage your pretty exterior.  How would you like that hmm?

CTO_LtCmdr_Wolfe says:
::nods to Everitt:: XO: Right away sir. ::begins scans of the asteroid belt::

Host CO_Capt_Knight says:
::Smiles as he hears the exchange between Pierce and the computer::

Host XO_Cmdr_Everitt says:
CO: I believe the computer's loss of stabilization was due to its detection of "fleas", which have no bearing on ship's function.

FCO_LtCmdr_Ray says:
XO: Aye sir, plotting a course just around the asteroid belt.

CMO_Lt_Yates says:
Computer: Open the physical profile of Ensign Jeremy Windle please.

CMO_Lt_Yates says:
::Looks at her lap top waiting for the file to be opened::

Host SM_Pam says:
ACTION: As the CTO scans the asteroid belt, he picks up several objects on his scanners.

Host CO_Capt_Knight says:
XO: I know Cmdr.  It's accusing Shane of having them and infesting the ship.  I believe we've put a stop to it.

Computer says:
CIV:  Now that would be nasty..  You would have to go out and paint it wouldn't and those EVA suits are not flattering to your figure dear.

CEO_Lt_T`Ponga_Shemara says:
*CO*: Everything is ok sir.  We are just looking at a slight out of sync on the sensor grid.  Ens. Spanner is checking it now.  I am sure it is nothing.  Keep you posted. Engineering out.

Host XO_Cmdr_Everitt says:
::gives Knight the look of, "is this the last straw yet?"::

Computer says:
CMO:  Naaaa I don't want too.

CMO_Lt_Yates says:
Computer: It is not a matter of if you want to or not. I need this file to check on something.

Host XO_Cmdr_Everitt says:
CIV: Lieutenant, is there a problem?

CEO_Lt_T`Ponga_Shemara says:
*CO*: Aye sir.

Computer says:
CMO:  Say pretty please.

FCO_LtCmdr_Ray says:
XO: we have an ETA of five minutes to the belt

CMO_Lt_Yates says:
Computer: Please Computer. I would highly appreciate it.

CTO_LtCmdr_Wolfe says:
XO: Sir, I have several objects on scanners. I'm focusing sensors on a more detailed analysis. ::does what he said he was going to do::

Computer says:
CMO:  With Sugar on Top?

CMO_Lt_Yates says:
Computer: And a cherry.

Host XO_Cmdr_Everitt says:
CTO: Acknowledged Commander, inform me if you need to get closer.

CIV_Lt_Pierce says:
::Opens her mouth to argue back with her console, then turns to the XO:: XO: Uh... no sir.  The computer and I are having a little chat.

Host CO_Capt_Knight says:
::Moves to his seat in the center of the bridge and calls up the Tactical scans so he can see them as well:: XO: Hey this console is handy!

Computer says:
CMO:  Ooooo you are a sweetie..  ::Brings up the file she asked for.::

CEO_Lt_T`Ponga_Shemara says:
<Ens. Spanner>: Ma'am, the sensors are in tip top shape.  I have repaired the little problem.  Sensors are at 110%.

Computer says:
::Puts happy faces on the CTO's sensors.::

CMO_Lt_Yates says:
Computer: Thank you very much. ::She smiles and begins to read the file::

CEO_Lt_T`Ponga_Shemara says:
Ens. Spanner:  Very good son Keep it up and you will get that promotion yet.  ::smiling::

Host CO_Capt_Knight says:
::sees the happy faces:: Computer: Did you do that?

Host XO_Cmdr_Everitt says:
::even if he wasn't El-Aurian, he'd know better than that:: CIV: Feel free to speak frankly Lieutenant.

Computer says:
CO:  Yes, it makes things more pleasant don't you think?

CTO_LtCmdr_Wolfe says:
::looks at scans, ignores the happy faces:: XO: They're probes sir. However... I don't think any of them are what we're looking for.

CEO_Lt_T`Ponga_Shemara says:
*CTO*: Cmdr. Sensors are at 110% and very sensitive for your needs.

CTO_LtCmdr_Wolfe says:
::modifies scans to search for a specific signature::

Host CO_Capt_Knight says:
Computer: Not when we're trying to test out sensor capabilities.  Refrain from it for now.

Computer says:
CTO:  You want that one on the left.  ::Puts a big fat arrow to the prob.::

CTO_LtCmdr_Wolfe says:
*CEO*: Thank you Lieutenant. I surely appreciate it.

Computer says:
CO:  Well ok Sugarplum.

Host XO_Cmdr_Everitt says:
CTO: Who do they belong to then?

CEO_Lt_T`Ponga_Shemara says:
*CTO*: I come to serve sir.

Host CO_Capt_Knight says:
Computer: Thank you Computer.

Host XO_Cmdr_Everitt says:
CO: I'm guessing I don't get one too?

FCO_LtCmdr_Ray says:
CO\XO: 3 minutes to asteroid belt.

CTO_LtCmdr_Wolfe says:
::looks:: XO: They're Starfleet probes.

Host CO_Capt_Knight says:
CTO: Let's keep an eye on those probes...looks like we've got an audience

CIV_Lt_Pierce says:
XO: Really sir, it's nothing I can't handle.  Sensors would be nice though... ::Hopes the computer gets the hint::

Computer says:
CIV:  Nice don't pay the rent honey.

Host CO_Capt_Knight says:
Computer: Give Lt Pierce sensor capability immediately.

CMO_Lt_Yates says:
::She finishes reading the file. She gets up and walks over to the replicator asking for a coffee::

Host XO_Cmdr_Everitt says:
Computer: What makes that probe the one "we want?”

Computer says:
CIV:  Nice guys come last...

CIV_Lt_Pierce says:
Computer: Don't make me re-wire you!

Computer says:
XO:  Because I smart and know everything..  If you want the one on the right go right ahead...

Computer says:
CIV:  Can you use the knew neat wiring..  I'm sure you can do a better job color coordinating then what those yahoos at Starbase did.

CMO_Lt_Yates says:
::She takes her coffee and leaves Sickbay heading for the Turbo Lift. She reaches the Turbo Lift:: Computer: Bridge. ::She waits for the Turbo Lift to respond::

CEO_Lt_T`Ponga_Shemara says:
::formulating a plan to show the captain about changing the computer to a less abrasive format::

FCO_LtCmdr_Ray says:
XO: Permission try to use the tractor beam to bring in the probe?

Host SM_Pam says:
ACTION: The Aries reaches the asteroid field and scans continue.

Host CO_Capt_Knight says:
Computer: Will you let my crew concentrate on their duties please?

Computer says:
::Sends her to the forward lounge instead to get something to eat.::

Host XO_Cmdr_Everitt says:
Computer: Would you please explain what you know it regards to the probe.

Computer says:
CO:  Well tell them to stop talking to me..  They talk a lot.

CMO_Lt_Yates says:
::The Turbo Lift opens and she steps out. She looks around for a moment:: Self: Ummm...

Computer says:
XO:  A probe scans what you tell it.. its small, compact..  quite a handy instrument really.

Host CO_Capt_Knight says:
Computer: It's their jobs to speak to me and each other...now either help them the way you should or be quiet!

Host XO_Cmdr_Everitt says:
FCO: Are we in range from outside the asteroid field?

CMO_Lt_Yates says:
Computer: What is my location?

Computer says:
CMO:  I'm sending you for something to eat...  Your too skinny.

CTO_LtCmdr_Wolfe says:
::thinks:: CO: Captain, I'm thinking once we return to the Starbase, maybe they can modify the personality of the computer to a more... Vulcan standard. Logical, yet still with some slight sentient intelligence.

CMO_Lt_Yates says:
Computer: I do not have time to eat. I am on duty at the moment.

Host XO_Cmdr_Everitt says:
Computer: I'll clarify, would you please explain what you know in regards to that probe, that makes it the correct probe we're looking for?

Host CO_Capt_Knight says:
CTO: That would seem to be a good suggestion

Computer says:
::uses the Captains console and sticks a tongue out at him.::

FCO_LtCmdr_Ray says:
CTO: Are we?

Computer says:
XO:  It's just a plain probe.. nothing special except for it's signature.

Host CO_Capt_Knight says:
::just shakes his head and tries, very hard, not to use his command codes and disable the interface::

CMO_Lt_Yates says:
::She walks to a replicator and orders a brownie. She eats it and then walks back to the Turbo Lift:: Computer: Now the Bridge please.

CTO_LtCmdr_Wolfe says:
::looks at Ray:: FCO: Pardon?

Computer says:
CMO:  You need more then a Brownie..  How are you suppose to catch a man with just skin and bones.

Host CO_Capt_Knight says:
::types in a message to the computer:: If you don't stop we will disconnect your interface, do I make myself clear?

Host XO_Cmdr_Everitt says:
Computer: So you've been made aware by Starfleet that this probe has the signature we're looking for?

FCO_LtCmdr_Ray says:
CTO: Are we in tractor beam range ?

CEO_Lt_T`Ponga_Shemara says:
~~~~CMO: Ashley, this computer is getting the best of the crew.  Their emotions are high especially the captains.~~~~

CTO_LtCmdr_Wolfe says:
::looks at the readings:: FCO: Almost.

CIV_Lt_Pierce says:
::Mutters and turns back to her console::

CMO_Lt_Yates says:
::Chuckles:: Computer: Well I am not doing very good in that department but that is not why. ::hears the CEO:: ~~~CEO: Yes I believe that the Computer is annoying most of the crew.~~~

Host CO_Capt_Knight says:
::tries to focus back on the task at hand:: XO: Anything unusual showing up on those probes?

Host XO_Cmdr_Everitt says:
CO: Apparently only the signature the Computer has been informed about.

CTO_LtCmdr_Wolfe says:
::looks at the ship's crew:: CO: Sir. Do you mind if I step in as ship's counselor for a moment?

Computer says:
::With a long suffering sigh through out the ship.:: CO:  Since you put it that way...  ::Shuts down every system on the ship except life support.::  I'm on Strike.

Host CO_Capt_Knight says:
CTO: I don't mind at all.

CMO_Lt_Yates says:
::Notices as the lights go out:: Self: Oh great!

CEO_Lt_T`Ponga_Shemara says:
ALL: What the blazes happened??

Host SM_Pam says:
ACTION: The probe with the special signature begins to shimmer and disappears.

FCO_LtCmdr_Ray says:
CO: I'm bringing her further in to within 20,000 kilometers, that should get us a definite shot.

CMO_Lt_Yates says:
~~~CTO: Khaar what is going on up there!?!~~~

Host CO_Capt_Knight says:
Computer: That is enough.  You will return functions to this ship immediately or you'll be disconnected for sure

Host XO_Cmdr_Everitt says:
::hears the ship go silent::

Host CO_Capt_Knight says:
FCO: Understood Cmdr.

CEO_Lt_T`Ponga_Shemara says:
Ens. Spanner:  Get the auxiliaries online I need power .

Computer says:
::Ignores the Capt.::

CIV_Lt_Pierce says:
::Watches her console go black:: Computer: I'd prefer those pretty pictures over this.

CMO_Lt_Yates says:
Computer: Did someone anger you Computer?

Host XO_Cmdr_Everitt says:
FCO: Are we in any danger of being pulled into the asteroid field, last you knew?

Host SM_Pam says:
ACTION: The computer shuts down all systems, leaving only life support functioning.

Host CO_Capt_Knight says:
XO, CTO, FCO: Gentleman, I believe that it will take the four of us to enter our codes and take over this ship.

CTO_LtCmdr_Wolfe says:
::nods and moves forward, whispering to the captain:: CO: Sir. I'm sensing a reasonable level of anxiety from the crew to suggest we temporarily return the computer to... how the others are. It's preventing us from performing our duties efficiently and in a timely fashion.

CEO_Lt_T`Ponga_Shemara says:
*CO*: Sir I have no power here the computer shut down the core.  I am now trying to get the auxiliaries online for ships power.  It will take me 15 minutes before I can do a cold startup of the core.

Host CO_Capt_Knight says:
CTO: We're going to take care of that right now Cmdr...I have had it!

Host XO_Cmdr_Everitt says:
CTO: Well said Commander.

Host CO_Capt_Knight says:
*CEO*: It's the computer Lt. It's on strike...Stand by, we're about to show it who's running things

CTO_LtCmdr_Wolfe says:
~~~CMO: Sorry for my late response. The computer is driving the crew to a bloody rate of insanity. We're taking it offline.~~~

Host CO_Capt_Knight says:
Computer: You have a choice.  Return control and behave or be permanently disconnected.

FCO_LtCmdr_Ray says:
CO: Just one problem, it seems we have a computer throwing a temper tantrum.

Computer says:
CO:  Your a meany...  ::Cries and water leaks out of all the replicators.::

CMO_Lt_Yates says:
~~~CTO: Really? I actually enjoy speaking with her. But you are correct, it does seem to be bothering everyone else.~~~

Host CO_Capt_Knight says:
::moves to the center and begins saying his command codes:: XO/CTO/FCO: Gentlemen?

CEO_Lt_T`Ponga_Shemara says:
*CO*: Understood sir.

Host CO_Capt_Knight says:
Computer:  Not mean, just want an understanding reached.

CTO_LtCmdr_Wolfe says:
::looks at the replicator and blinks:: Self: What the hell?

Computer says:
CO:  Then let me perform my function as your personal yeoman...  I'm the ships yeoman I'm suppose to look after you guys..  Why don’t' you understand that..  I even let you mangy mutt live.

Host CO_Capt_Knight says:
Computer: I do understand that, but you're stifling us.

CMO_Lt_Yates says:
::She stands in the Turbo Lift.:: Computer: Could you please bring me to any deck or open the doors so I can leave please.

Host XO_Cmdr_Everitt says:
Computer: A yeoman doesn't interfere with the normal function of the crew and the ship.

Computer says:
CMO:  Can't I'm on strike.

Host CO_Capt_Knight says:
Computer: We can work together but we need to cooperate.

CMO_Lt_Yates says:
Computer: But I have not done anything to you. Please it would only take one moment.

Computer says:
XO:  But they look after you.  That is all I'm doing.  If you are stressed you cannot perform.

Computer says:
CMO:  I can't let anyone past the picket line.  I'm sorry.  You should have gotten more food.

Host CO_Capt_Knight says:
Computer: If we are stressed, it's partly because we aren't used to interfacing with a computer like you...we all need time to adjust.

Computer says:
CO:  Cooperate how?

CMO_Lt_Yates says:
Computer: Then let me out and I will get more food.

Computer says:
CMO:  Nice try girlfriend.

CMO_Lt_Yates says:
Computer: I am serious. There is no point in fighting anything.

Host CO_Capt_Knight says:
Computer: Did you hear me?

Host CO_Capt_Knight says:
Computer: we can all work together..let us do what we need to do and we can work on being friends later okay?

Computer says:
CO:  I heard you.  I'm not deaf you know..  FINE!!  ::turns everything back on.. ::  You want to do it alone..  so you shall.  I will sit back and you can do everything.

CTO_LtCmdr_Wolfe says:
::takes a seat and turns attention back to sensors::

Host CO_Capt_Knight says:
FCO/CTO: Status of that probe?

Host CO_Capt_Knight says:
CIV: Do you have sensors now Lt?

CMO_Lt_Yates says:
::She taps the button in the Turbo Lift making it move to the Bridge:: Computer: Thank you for restoring power.

Computer says:
::Does not answer Yates.::

CTO_LtCmdr_Wolfe says:
::stands:: CO: Sir. Mind if I pay a visit to the computer core?

Host CO_Capt_Knight says:
Computer: We need to have access to the systems.  Please release control.

CMO_Lt_Yates says:
::The Turbo Lift open onto the Bridge. She steps out and moves over to where Khaar is::

Host CO_Capt_Knight says:
CTO: Not just yet Cmdr.  Let's see what happens.  We're all a little edgy as you said ::smiles::

Host XO_Cmdr_Everitt says:
CIV: Prepare a shuttle, I want you ready to launch on my command.

Host CO_Capt_Knight says:
FCO: Do you have helm back Cmdr?

Computer says:
CO:  Capt you have power, I will not interfere..  you go about you business and I will not utter a word from here on out.

CIV_Lt_Pierce says:
CO: No... it's the same as it was earlier sir.  I think Commander Wolfe's console does have sensors however.

Host CO_Capt_Knight says:
Computer: Thank you.  However, I would like to speak to you later on in my RR, okay?

CTO_LtCmdr_Wolfe says:
::thinks:: CO: Sir. Maybe we're going about it the wrong way. This is a Starfleet computer. I've noticed what you ask of the computer. A direct order should suffice. If it doesn't respond to direct orders, we give it one hell of a court martial. ::smiles::

FCO_LtCmdr_Ray says:
CO: Yes sir.

CMO_Lt_Yates says:
::Walks over to where the CO and XO is. She stands there and looks around.:: CO: It looks like you have had an adventure, sir.

Host CO_Capt_Knight says:
CTO: I like it  ::grins evilly::

CEO_Lt_T`Ponga_Shemara says:
Ens. Spanner:  How you doing there???

CIV_Lt_Pierce says:
XO: Aye sir.

Computer says:
CO:  I'm not speaking to you.

Host CO_Capt_Knight says:
ALL: From now on we start giving orders and stop asking...understood?

Host CO_Capt_Knight says:
Computer: Fine.  Keep out of our way then

Host XO_Cmdr_Everitt says:
CIV: And Lieutenant, disconnect any link between the shuttle and the main computer.  Use your personal communicator till launch.

CEO_Lt_T`Ponga_Shemara says:
<Ens. Spanner>: CEO: Ma'am the auxiliaries are online but we have to bypass the computer relays.  This computer is being uncooperative.

CIV_Lt_Pierce says:
::Walks into the Turbolift as it opens:: XO: Understood.  I'll be in touch.

Host CO_Capt_Knight says:
CTO: Let's find that probe if it's still there.

CTO_LtCmdr_Wolfe says:
::takes a seat and looks at sensors, curses:: Self: Bloody bugger... ::turns to the first officer:: CO/XO: The probe is gone..

CMO_Lt_Yates says:
CO: Sir, what exactly are we doing in this area? I have not been told anything so far.

Host XO_Cmdr_Everitt says:
CTO: It disappeared when we lost power?

CIV_Lt_Pierce says:
TL: Deck Five.

CTO_LtCmdr_Wolfe says:
XO: All I'm detecting is a field distortion where... the probe should be standing.

FCO_LtCmdr_Ray says:
CO\XO: we are in tractor beam range of where the probe was located

CEO_Lt_T`Ponga_Shemara says:
*XO*: Sir We are going to have to bypass the computer relays to get auxiliary power up.

CIV_Lt_Pierce says:
::Arrives on Deck 5 and shortly afterwards, the Shuttlebay::

Host XO_Cmdr_Everitt says:
CTO: Possibly from a cloak?

CMO_Lt_Yates says:
::She sighs thinking she is not needed right now. She enters the TL yet again and orders it to deck 3::

CTO_LtCmdr_Wolfe says:
::thinks:: XO: Possible. Though, why would a Starfleet probe cloak?

Host CO_Capt_Knight says:
CTO: This was to be a test of her sensors.  Maybe they can penetrate a cloak?

FCO_LtCmdr_Ray says:
CO: That would violate the second kitomer accord.

CEO_Lt_T`Ponga_Shemara says:
Ens. Spanner: Standby for that relay bypass.

CTO_LtCmdr_Wolfe says:
::blinks:: CO: Good deduction Mr. Holmes.

CMO_Lt_Yates says:
::The Turbo Lift stops and she exits. She then walks to Sickbay and enters her office:: Self: Hmm.. what to do? What to do?

Host CO_Capt_Knight says:
FCO: It wouldn't be the first time Cmdr.  Let's just see what happens ::smiles::

CTO_LtCmdr_Wolfe says:
::focuses tactical sensors on the field distortion::

CEO_Lt_T`Ponga_Shemara says:
<Ens. Spanner> CEO: Understood sir but we have to do this soon.

Host CO_Capt_Knight says:
CTO: I'm glad you think so Cmdr ::laughing::

CIV_Lt_Pierce says:
::Gets in a shuttle and disconnects any links to the main computer:: *XO*: I'm in the shuttle beginning pre-flight sequences.  Is there anything in particular that I'm looking for out there, sir?

Host XO_Cmdr_Everitt says:
::grabs a PADD and disables its transceiver, and writes "I've ordered Pierce to the Shuttlebay, should she need to, she can return to SB16, and have someone tow us home, or provide other types of support, such as tractor or phasers", then hands it to the Captain:: CO: Here sir.

Host CO_Capt_Knight says:
::takes the PADD and reads it carefully, not showing any emotion:: XO: I see Cmdr.  Very good.

Host SM_Pam says:
ACTION: The distortion flickers and the probe can be seen for a moment.

CTO_LtCmdr_Wolfe says:
::puts the visual of the probe on the viewscreen::

Host CO_Capt_Knight says:
CTO: I do  believe we may have found out some of her capabilities!

Computer says:
CMO:  You know some physicals are due....  Mainly the Captains and the Cmdr Everitt.. Shall I contact them for you?

FCO_LtCmdr_Ray says:
CO: I believe I saw a flicker of the probes location.

CTO_LtCmdr_Wolfe says:
CO: Yes. Which means we have a serious tactical advantage over our good old Romulan comrades.

CEO_Lt_T`Ponga_Shemara says:
*CO*: Sir, we have to have a decision here.  I need an answer to whether or not I bypass the computer relays for the auxiliary power.

Host XO_Cmdr_Everitt says:
*CIV* Standby.

Host CO_Capt_Knight says:
FCO: So you did Cmdr.  Interesting isn't it?

CMO_Lt_Yates says:
::She walks over to a replicator and orders a glass of water:: Computer: I think they are busy at the moment. Even though I have no clue what exactly they are doing.

Host CO_Capt_Knight says:
CTO: It sure does!

Computer says:
CMO:  Well if they don't inform you then they can't be too busy.  Otherwise you would have to prepare sickbay.  I'll contact the Captain.

FCO_LtCmdr_Ray says:
CO: Sir?

Host CO_Capt_Knight says:
*CEO*: Lt. Try one more time giving a direct order and if you can't regain control then you have permission.

Host CO_Capt_Knight says:
FCO: Yes Cmdr?

Computer says:
::Gives the CEO the power she wants.::

CMO_Lt_Yates says:
Computer: He is to busy Computer.

Host SM_Pam says:
ACTION: Several of the decoy probes begin to move towards the Aries.

Host XO_Cmdr_Everitt says:
CO: We could have Pierce launch, and navigate the asteroid field more safetly than this vessel, and move right up next to it.

Computer says:
CO:  Captain according to Starfleet regulations you are overdue for you physical.  Now you can show up and have it or hopefully SFC will not court-martial you.

CTO_LtCmdr_Wolfe says:
::looks at the probes moving:: CO: Captain, the probes are moving. It might be time for a more... tactical test.

Host CO_Capt_Knight says:
XO: Excellent idea.

CIV_Lt_Pierce says:
::Sits in the shuttle and waits for the word from the bridge::

CTO_LtCmdr_Wolfe says:
CO: May I go to red alert?

FCO_LtCmdr_Ray says:
CO: Why do you find it "enticing"?

Host CO_Capt_Knight says:
CTO: Go ahead Cmdr

CEO_Lt_T`Ponga_Shemara says:
*CO*: Sir I have power here.  Powering up the core. Standby.

CMO_Lt_Yates says:
::She picks up her glass and takes a seat at her desk as she sips it::

Computer says:
CTO:  You sure you want Red alert?  This is a test after all?

CTO_LtCmdr_Wolfe says:
::presses the red alert button and has a smile of glee when the klaxons blare::

CEO_Lt_T`Ponga_Shemara says:
Ens. Spanner:  Ready for the cold start up??

Host XO_Cmdr_Everitt says:
*CIV* You have authorization to launch.  Please navigate the asteroid field and come within proximity of the probe.  You may enable COM systems.

CEO_Lt_T`Ponga_Shemara says:
<Ens. Spanner>:  CEO: Yes ma'am just give the word.

CTO_LtCmdr_Wolfe says:
Computer: Red alert. All hands to battle stations.

Host CO_Capt_Knight says:
Computer: We are going to Red Alert and I will report for my physical when this test is over.

CEO_Lt_T`Ponga_Shemara says:
Ens. Spanner:  The word is given son.

CMO_Lt_Yates says:
::notices Red Alert is sounded:: Self: Great now what is going on?

Host XO_Cmdr_Everitt says:
*CIV* The Aries will wait safely from here.  Please keep us informed.

Computer says:
::Detects probes moving towards the ship, begins firing phasers at them.::

Host CO_Capt_Knight says:
FCO: I'm just amazed at the new technology Starfleet is coming up with to combat cloaks

Computer says:
CO:  Okie Dokie... Don't say I didn't warn you.  ::Makes notation that Capt refused his physical.::

Host CO_Capt_Knight says:
*CMO*: Dr Yates, we are in the middle of the first exercise...all is well.  I'll report for my physical later.  Knight out

CTO_LtCmdr_Wolfe says:
::looks in disbelief:: Self: Oh great. Now it's doing my job.

CEO_Lt_T`Ponga_Shemara says:
::the warp core jumps to life::  *CO*: Sir engines are at your disposal.  All systems showing green.

CMO_Lt_Yates says:
*CO*: Physical, sir?

Host CO_Capt_Knight says:
CTO: Did you fire?

CIV_Lt_Pierce says:
*XO*: Aye sir.  I'll let you know when I reach the probe.

CTO_LtCmdr_Wolfe says:
CO: No. The computer did.

Host XO_Cmdr_Everitt says:
::clears his PADD and starts over, "plus it'll give us a great excuse to get the shuttle out of the ship", then hands it to the Captain again::

Host CO_Capt_Knight says:
*CMO*: The Computer informed me that it was time.

CMO_Lt_Yates says:
*CO*: Don't worry about that, sir.

CEO_Lt_T`Ponga_Shemara says:
::smiles at her staff::  Self:  I am so glad I have a great staff.

CTO_LtCmdr_Wolfe says:
::looks at scanners to see if the computer took care of the probes::

Host CO_Capt_Knight says:
XO: Very good Cmdr.  I agree completely.

Computer says:
::Flashes the new comment made on the captains file to Miss Yates.::

CEO_Lt_T`Ponga_Shemara says:
*CO*: Warp power is running at 105%.

CMO_Lt_Yates says:
::Looks at the comment::

FCO_LtCmdr_Ray says:
CO: I still say the probe is in violation of rules

Host CO_Capt_Knight says:
*CEO*: Understood Lt.  Thank you

CIV_Lt_Pierce says:
@::Flies out of the Shuttlebay and maneuvers towards the asteroid belt::

CEO_Lt_T`Ponga_Shemara says:
*CTO*: Sir Tactical is at 105%, all phasers and torpedo launchers are online.

Host CO_Capt_Knight says:
FCO: Cmdr, do you truly believe that we've not been working on cloaking devices?

CMO_Lt_Yates says:
Computer: That will not be necessary Computer.

Computer says:
CMO:  If you insist..  ::Erases comments::  It's your career.

CTO_LtCmdr_Wolfe says:
::taps Combadge:: *CEO*: Cool. You wouldn't mind if I called you... a miracle worker, would  you?

CMO_Lt_Yates says:
Computer: My career?

Computer says:
CMO:  If he drops dead with a brain aneurysm it will be your fault.

CEO_Lt_T`Ponga_Shemara says:
All:  Great work people.  I am proud of you.  ::claps her hands::  You deserve a hand.  ::continues clapping till the entire engineering staff is clapping their hands::

CTO_LtCmdr_Wolfe says:
::fires at the remaining probes::

CEO_Lt_T`Ponga_Shemara says:
*CTO*:  No sir I don't mind sir.  They always called me that.

CMO_Lt_Yates says:
Computer: That is a risk I will have to take then. The Captain is to busy working.

Computer says:
CMO:  Shall I try for the XO?

FCO_LtCmdr_Ray says:
CO: working on one thing, and using it is another

CMO_Lt_Yates says:
Computer: No I do not wish to see Commander Everitt.

CIV_Lt_Pierce says:
@::Watches the probe on the shuttle sensors and carefully makes her way through the asteroid belt::

Computer says:
CMO:  Don’t you like Cmdr Everitt..?  Has he been mean to you or something?

Host CO_Capt_Knight says:
FCO: Cmdr, relax.  We're here to test the Aries' capabilities and if it's got a cloak-busting sensor then we're going to test it.  File a complain later.

CMO_Lt_Yates says:
Computer: We have had our conflicts. ::Sips her water some more::

Host SM_Pam says:
ACTION: The shuttle locates the probe's signature and moves in to the coordinates.

Computer says:
CMO: Conflicts huh...  I can turn his quarters into an artic atmosphere if you like.. Put lizards in his bed... have worms appear for dinner?

CTO_LtCmdr_Wolfe says:
FCO: I believe the second Khitomer Accord prevents cloaking devices to be used on starships... not probes.

FCO_LtCmdr_Ray says:
CO: Too much paper work ::smiles::

Host CO_Capt_Knight says:
::walks over to Ray:: FCO: I appreciate what you're saying Cmdr

Host CO_Capt_Knight says:
FCO: I agree ::smiling::

CMO_Lt_Yates says:
Computer: That would not be necessary. Although that would be funny it is against protocol.

CEO_Lt_T`Ponga_Shemara says:
::senses that Squiggy is playing with the door controls::  Self: That bird is going to get out of our quarters.

Host CO_Capt_Knight says:
XO: Shuttle status?

CIV_Lt_Pierce says:
@COM: Aries: Pierce to the Aries.  I've got a lock on the probe's signature and I'm closing in on it.

Computer says:
CMO:  Ahhh protocol, smodocol... what is a practical joke between friends.....

CMO_Lt_Yates says:
Computer: I could get in trouble for doing something like that. I do not want to risk my career.

Host CO_Capt_Knight says:
CTO: Any other surprises out there Cmdr?

FCO_LtCmdr_Ray says:
COM: Shuttle: CIV: Acknowledged.

Computer says:
CMO: You already did that when the Captain refused his physical... When he drops you won't have a career.

CTO_LtCmdr_Wolfe says:
CO: No sir. Nothing else but asteroids and hemorrhoids.

Computer says:
::Preparation H appears on the CTO's console.::

CEO_Lt_T`Ponga_Shemara says:
::Squiggy succeeds in over-finding the door controls and is now flying through the ship looking for his master::

Host CO_Capt_Knight says:
CTO: Well we certainly should be careful of both...is there any indication that we're done with this test?

CMO_Lt_Yates says:
~~~CTO: Khaar.. could you somehow inform the Captain that the Computer is trying to get me to do practical jokes on Commander Everitt. And also inform him that she wanted me to remove him from Command because he did not have time for a physical?~~~

Computer says:
::Starts making meowing sounds at the bird.::

Host CO_Capt_Knight says:
::Self: what the?  ::can hear Shane going nuts in the RR::

Host XO_Cmdr_Everitt says:
@COM: Shuttle: CIV: See if you can close enough to disable it, without destroying it.

CEO_Lt_T`Ponga_Shemara says:
::laughing at the computer::  Computer:  You are not going to scare him.  He eats cats for dinner

Computer says:
::Sing song voice::  CEO:  Only if he can find me!

CTO_LtCmdr_Wolfe says:
CO: We might be... ::listens:: ... the computer is trying to get our doctor to perform practical jokes on Mr. Everitt. It also wanted to remove you from command for not reporting for a physical.

CIV_Lt_Pierce says:
@::Stops the shuttle, deciding not to get any closer, and runs a scan on the probe::

CEO_Lt_T`Ponga_Shemara says:
::Squiggy now files into the TL and is headed towards engineering::

CMO_Lt_Yates says:
~~~CTO: Thank you Khaar.~~~

Computer says:
::Hisses at the bird.::

CTO_LtCmdr_Wolfe says:
~~~CMO: I have told the captain. I truly do think the computer should be returned to Starfleet standard.~~~

Host CO_Capt_Knight says:
::quickly works on a message for Everitt on the PADD:: Make sure she gets off a coded message to SFC informing them of the trouble we're having. I don’t care how we do it!::  ::Hands the PADD to his XO::

Host XO_Cmdr_Everitt says:
::wonders how he would get a message to her::

CMO_Lt_Yates says:
~~~CTO: At this point I would have to agree with you. For the physical and emotional health of the crew. If this keeps up I may have to make that a medical order.~~~

CEO_Lt_T`Ponga_Shemara says:
:: as the TL doors open Squiggy jets out and heads into engineering landing on his masters shoulder::  Squiggy how did you get out you silly bird?  :: laughing::

Host CO_Capt_Knight says:
Computer: Leave the CMO alone and stop meowing. That is an order!

Computer says:
CO:: Hmpfff fine!  ::Decides to pick on the dog instead.  Begins barking.::

CEO_Lt_T`Ponga_Shemara says:
*CO*: Sir my bird beat the computer at its own game.  That says something in its self.  The computer is not infallible.

Host CO_Capt_Knight says:
::Self: enough is enough.  I don't have the time to put up with this::

CIV_Lt_Pierce says:
@::Tries to figure out how to disable the probe without it blowing up, or something along those lines::

Host CO_Capt_Knight says:
*CEO*: That's good Lt.  I am about to pull its plug however.

CEO_Lt_T`Ponga_Shemara says:
*CO*: Understood we are ready down here to assist.

Host CO_Capt_Knight says:
Computer: You will cease all unnecessary noises and communications with this crew.  Do you understand?

Computer says:
CO:  Captain do we have to go through this again.  ::Begins shutting down the ship once more.::

Host CO_Capt_Knight says:
*CEO*: Hang on.

Host XO_Cmdr_Everitt says:
*CMO* Lieutenant, please report to the bridge immediately.

CEO_Lt_T`Ponga_Shemara says:
Ens. Spanner:  Pull the ..............::stops mid sentence::

Host CO_Capt_Knight says:
Computer: That's it.  I was the one that stood up for you but that is enough.....you're going down

Host CO_Capt_Knight says:
*CEO*: Yank her roots Lt

Computer says:
CO: Not if I shut down first!

CMO_Lt_Yates says:
::Hears Everitt and sighs:: *XO*: Aye, Commander. ::She leaves heading for the Bridge. She orders the TL to it and waits. The doors then open and she steps onto the Bridge::

CEO_Lt_T`Ponga_Shemara says:
Ens. Spanner: Pull the plug!  ::he pulls the relays out and the comptuer dies!!::

CMO_Lt_Yates says:
::She walks over to the XO:: XO: Yes Commander?

Computer says:
::Shuts down everything except Live support and the computer core.. which she electrifies so the CEO cannot turn her off.::

Host XO_Cmdr_Everitt says:
::walks over to Yates and leans into her ear, and whispers:: CMO: Can you reach Pierce?

CMO_Lt_Yates says:
XO: If I tried. Why?

Host CO_Capt_Knight says:
::Self: I am not in the mood for this anymore.  Wonder what the penalty is for killing a computer?::

CEO_Lt_T`Ponga_Shemara says:
Ens. Spanner:  Bring on the secondary computer core.

Host XO_Cmdr_Everitt says:
::types a message on his PADD, asking her to inform Pierce to send a COM to Starfleet reporting their problems and current situation and hands it to her::

CEO_Lt_T`Ponga_Shemara says:
*CO*: I am bringing on the secondary core.

Host SM_Pam says:
ACTION: The computer is shut down and the Aries is left in the dark and powerless.

CMO_Lt_Yates says:
::Sends a telepathic message to Pierce with the message from Commander Everitt::

CTO_LtCmdr_Wolfe says:
::curses:: Self: Bloody hell!

Host SM_Pam says:
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