U.S.S. Pendragon
10310.18

Host Cat says:
The crew of the Pendragon has been enjoying their vacation on Risa....at least some of them have. Mikal, Jordan, Kaleh, and Ed took a special excursion tour to Liliput....where we currently join their fun adventures.

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Host Cat says:
Action: The foursome beam down to what appears to be a rather rocky but deserted beach.

CSO_Toms says:
::standing around twiddling thumbs... wondering why he let them pull him along to this place::

OPS_Pettigrove says:
::walking along the beach in a very tight-fitting outfit::

CNS_Luchena says:
::wonders what adventures await them on Risa this time::

Host Cat says:
Action: Their tour guide does not seem to be around.

CSO_Toms says:
::looks at the rocky beach... wonders if the water is swimmable::

CNS_Luchena says:
All:  I wonder where the hotel is?  ::looks around::

CTO_Shiar says:
:: watching Jordan walk along in a tight-fitting outfit::

CTO_Shiar says:
CNS: I wonder where the bar is

Host Cat says:
Action: Jordan feels a sharp sting in her ankle.

CSO_Toms says:
CNS: I don’t know, but this place looks a little less enjoyable then the brochure said

OPS_Pettigrove says:
::feels something sting her:: Self:  OWWW! ::rubs her ankle::

CNS_Luchena says:
::doesn't see a bar or hotel anywhere nearby::

CNS_Luchena says:
::stops::  OPS:  What is it?

CSO_Toms says:
::looks at OPS::

OPS_Pettigrove says:
CNS: I don't know ... something bit me ...

Host Cat says:
Action: There is something protruding from Jordan's ankle.

CTO_Shiar says:
:: heads towards Jordan::  OPS: let me take a look at that

CNS_Luchena says:
::sees something protruding from Jordan's ankle and turns pale::

CTO_Shiar says:
Self: hmm...

OPS_Pettigrove says:
::looks at her ankle:: All:  What is that?  ::points to the thing protruding from her ankle::

Host Cat says:
Action: There appears to be a small stick stuck in her ankle.

CNS_Luchena says:
::has no idea and doesn't want to get any closer::

CSO_Toms says:
::wonders what kind of scam the tour service is playing at. This place is nothing like the brochure::

CTO_Shiar says:
OPS: it's a pointy stick

OPS_Pettigrove says:
CTO:  Well, pull it out!

CNS_Luchena says:
COMM:  Pendragon:  I think you materialized us at the wrong coordinates.

CTO_Shiar says:
:: grabs it and yanks it out::

Host Cat says:
Action: On further examination, the stick turns out to be a small spear.

OPS_Pettigrove says:
CTO:  OWW!! That hurt!

CTO_Shiar says:
:: takes a closer look:: OPS: what did you expect from... a small spear?  :: looks confused::

Host Cat says:
Action: The CSO feels a few stings in his ankles as well.

OPS_Pettigrove says:
CTO:  What???  ::takes it and looks at it::

CNS_Luchena says:
CTO:  A spear?  ::looks around close to the ground::

CSO_Toms says:
::jumps and dances as he feels some stinging pain in his ankles:: All: Ouch!!!

Host Cat says:
Action: The others are being bombarded with stinging little spears as well.

OPS_Pettigrove says:
::looks at the CSO:: CSO:  You too, huh?  Join the club ... ::still rubbing her sore ankle::

CNS_Luchena says:
::hops around trying to avoid them::  All:  Maybe we should run away?

OPS_Pettigrove says:
CNS: Not a bad idea ...

CTO_Shiar says:
ALL: oww.   :: pulls the spears out::

CSO_Toms says:
::bends down and pulls out one of the little spears, grimaces:: Self: Pesky little bugger.

CNS_Luchena says:
::heads farther inland at a brisk pace::

Host Cat says:
Action: The crew looks around and realized that they are surrounded by thousands of little beings.

CSO_Toms says:
::follows along after the CNS::

Host Cat says:
Action: And Mikal is stepping on them rather briskly.

CNS_Luchena says:
::stops dead just as he's about to step on one::

OPS_Pettigrove says:
::looks around her:: All:  Guys ... we appear to be surrounded ...

CTO_Shiar says:
:: looks around then heads to some rocks, trying to avoid as many little things as possible::

CSO_Toms says:
::looks at the little people... thinks jumping up and down might be a good idea::

CNS_Luchena says:
::attempts to sense what the vicious little beings are thinking or feeling::

Host Cat says:
Action: Shiar squashes three dozen little warriors.

Host Cat says:
Action: Mikal senses anger....fear.....and frustration.

CNS_Luchena says:
CTO:  You have something on your shoe.

OPS_Pettigrove says:
All:  Don't hurt them ...

CTO_Shiar says:
:: jumps up onto a rock and flicks the thing off::

CSO_Toms says:
::moves to the same rocks as the CTO:: CTO: Fun, no???

CNS_Luchena says:
Beings:  Sorry about that.  We're big and clumsy.

CTO_Shiar says:
CSO: I wonder how many you could take out with 1 throw of a stone?

CSO_Toms says:
CTO: Care to bet on it???

Host Cat says:
Action: The beings start to chant.

OPS_Pettigrove says:
::looks at the CTO and CSO::

CNS_Luchena says:
All:  At least they're not flinging their little spears at us anymore.

OPS_Pettigrove says:
All:  Thank goodness.

CTO_Shiar says:
CSO: ::loudly:: we probably shouldn't     :: whispers:: bet ya 1 slip off latinum you can't take out 20

Host Cat says:
Action: The being's little leader appears.

CNS_Luchena says:
::watches one step forward and wonders if that's their leader::

OPS_Pettigrove says:
::looks at the little people:: Lil:  Who are you?

CSO_Toms says:
::nods at the CTO:: CTO:: sure, sounds like a good idea... ::moves hand to nearest rock::

CTO_Shiar says:
:: points at the leader and whispers::  CSO: you get 2 if you get him

Host Lilman says:
All: Why have you invaded our lands?

CNS_Luchena says:
~~~CSO:  Don't even think it.~~~

CSO_Toms says:
::curses under his breath::

CSO_Toms says:
CTO: CNS is onto us... ::curses some more::

CNS_Luchena says:
COMM:  Pendragon:  Hellooooo... anybody there?

CTO_Shiar says:
Lilman: we're after ya gold  :: laughs:: CSO: nuts

CSO_Toms says:
::laughs at the CTO:: CTO:Good one.

OPS_Pettigrove says:
CTO:  That's enough!

Host Lilman says:
Action: A little witch doctor appears and begins to chant.

CNS_Luchena says:
Lilman:  Invaded?  Who?  Us?

CTO_Shiar says:
OPS: sorry  :: looks down::

OPS_Pettigrove says:
Lilman:  Where are we, anyway?

CNS_Luchena says:
::hears a high-pitched chanting that makes his head hurt::

Host Lilman says:
::puffs out his chest:: CNS: We are not afraid of little giants.

CSO_Toms says:
::continues to chuckle at the CTO, this time for the whipage::

CTO_Shiar says:
CSO: shut it

CSO_Toms says:
::wipes the smile from his face... sort of::

Host Lilman says:
Action: The CTO and CSO's heads begin to shrink.

OPS_Pettigrove says:
CTO/CSO:  Both of you shut it! That's an order!

CTO_Shiar says:
Self: what the...

CNS_Luchena says:
Lilman:  Whoa.  Stop that chanting until we get this sorted out okay?  We don't want to harm you.

CSO_Toms says:
::stops laughing for real this time... starts patting head::

OPS_Pettigrove says:
::looks in horror at the CTO and CSO:: Lilman:  What are you doing to them?

CNS_Luchena says:
::raises his foot over the little witchdoctor::

Host Lilman says:
Action: The witch doctor continues to chant and the two heads begin to shrink until they look like little withered coconuts.....the kind you make cheap banks out of.

Host Lilman says:
::motions the Witch Doctor to stop.::

CNS_Luchena says:
Lilman:  Get him to turn them back to normal.

OPS_Pettigrove says:
::looks at the two of them:: CNS:  Don't you think that's an improvement?  ::grins::

CNS_Luchena says:
::laughs out loud::

Host Lilman says:
Action: The heads remain shrunk......and their voices sound suspiciously like Smurfs.

CTO_Shiar says:
:: picks up a stone and prepares to throw it::

CSO_Toms says:
throws a tiny, if slightly shriveled, evil look at the OPS::

Host Lilman says:
CNS: Leave this place immediately.

CNS_Luchena says:
::notices the CTO's movement::  CTO:  Don't kill him.  Do you want to stay like that?

Host Lilman says:
CNS: We do not need little giants fouling our air.

CTO_Shiar says:
CNS: I was only going to kill a few dozen of the others

CNS_Luchena says:
Lilman:  Just point the way and we are out of here.  After you fix our mates up of course.

OPS_Pettigrove says:
::moves herself into a position between Shiar and the little people::

Host Lilman says:
::looks haughty:: CNS: When you have gone from our lands.....their melons....and other body parts....will return to normal size.

CTO_Shiar says:
:: looks at chest:: ALL: melons?

CSO_Toms says:
::looks shocked at the statement, then checks other important body parts....::

Host Lilman says:
Action: Toms looks shocked.

Host Lilman says:
Action: But as we are a G rated game, we'll leave everything up to your imagination.

OPS_Pettigrove says:
::is actually lost for words::

CNS_Luchena says:
All:  Maybe we should get going then.

Host Lilman says:
Action: The natives clear a path for them to walk off on.

OPS_Pettigrove says:
CNS: Maybe you should ... <whispers> I wonder what other body parts they were referring to ... ::grins::

CNS_Luchena says:
::reaches down in a swift movement and snatches the witchdoctor::

Host Lilman says:
Action: Mikal's hand explodes.

OPS_Pettigrove says:
CNS: Counselor!!  What are you doing?

CNS_Luchena says:
All:  Ack!

CNS_Luchena says:
All:  My hand!

Host Lilman says:
Action: The witch doctor appears on the ground.....grinning manically.

OPS_Pettigrove says:
::races over to take a look, not caring about the witch doctor or any of the little people::

OPS_Pettigrove says:
CNS: Let me see that ...

CNS_Luchena says:
::shakes his head::  OPS:  Let's just get out of here.  ::moves off down the path::

CTO_Shiar says:
:: follows the others::

OPS_Pettigrove says:
::turns to the witch doctor:: WD:  Can you repair his hand?

CSO_Toms says:
::follows after the CNS again... walking rather strangely::

Host Lilman says:
Action: Where Mikal's hand once was, there is now a flipper.

Host Lilman says:
Action: The flipper is pink and purple, of course.

CNS_Luchena says:
::looks at where his hand used to be::  All:  I'll never play the piano again....

OPS_Pettigrove says:
::gets up and moves to follow the others::

Host Lilman says:
Action: Mikal's mother obviously never told him to keep his hands to himself.

CSO_Toms says:
::shakes miniature head and keeps walking::

OPS_Pettigrove says:
CNS: I never knew you played piano ...

Host Lilman says:
Action: The crew stumbles along.....the sun is beating down on their shrunken heads........

CNS_Luchena says:
::has an intuition that this never would have happened if his mother hadn't died when he was so young::

CNS_Luchena says:
::peevish::  OPS:  Where have you been living?  In a cave?

Host Lilman says:
Action: The beach soon gives way to a darkly cool forest. The vegetation is green and moist, the air calm and cooling.

OPS_Pettigrove says:
::gives the CNS a look and storms off into the forest::

CSO_Toms says:
::keeps running into trees.... vision isn’t so good with this damned head::

CNS_Luchena says:
::sighs and berates himself for taking his temper out on Jordan::

Host Lilman says:
Action: Jordan stumbles over a rather large hole in the ground.

CTO_Shiar says:
:: walks, coconut looking down, into the forest::

CNS_Luchena says:
::sees her stumble up ahead::

OPS_Pettigrove says:
::stumbles and falls::

Host Lilman says:
Action: The ground shudders suddenly.

CSO_Toms says:
::doesn’t see crap::

CNS_Luchena says:
::stumbles against a tree as he tries to get to Jordan::

CTO_Shiar says:
:: sings:: ALL: I’ve got a lovely bunch of coconuts dodo do dodo

Host Lilman says:
Action: Toms falls coconut first into a large pile of what appears to be...well....crap.

Host Lilman says:
Action: Shiar falls into the dodo as well.

CSO_Toms says:
::still cant see crap... but definitely smells it....:: ALL:Crap!! Los and lots of crap!!

CTO_Shiar says:
ALL: ah crap!

Host Lilman says:
Action: A gigantic dog appears.

CNS_Luchena says:
::can't believe everyone is falling down and they haven't even found a tavern yet::

CNS_Luchena says:
::looks at the gigantic dog::

Host Lilman says:
Action: The dog is so big that the Pen crew doesn't even reach one of his knees.

OPS_Pettigrove says:
::looks up at the dog:: Self:  uh oh ...

Host Lilman says:
Action: Obviously, he is the source of the pile.

CSO_Toms says:
::sits up, wiping the crap off of his face....::

CNS_Luchena says:
Dog:  Nice doggie.  ::slowly backs away::

Host Lilman says:
Action: The dog spots Jordan and with a big, goofy grin begins running straight towards her.

CTO_Shiar says:
:: sits and wipes face:: SELF: I hate dogs

OPS_Pettigrove says:
::gets up and bolts for her life::

CNS_Luchena says:
Dog:  No!  Bad dog!  ::runs after the dog::

CSO_Toms says:
::honestly wondering what the hell the ship is doing::

Host Lilman says:
Action: Coconut heads are poo magnets and hard to clean.

OPS_Pettigrove says:
::Yelling:: ALL:  I don't suppose anyone thought to bring a phaser?

CNS_Luchena says:
::didn't as was planning on a nice quiet shore leave::

Host Lilman says:
Action: The dog reaches Jordan and reaches out a giant tongue to give her a happy slurp.

CSO_Toms says:
::wonders what the CNS has been smoking to think that that would ever happen::

OPS_Pettigrove says:
::is knocked over by the tongue and screams::

Host Lilman says:
Action: Mikal runs into the dogs foot and falls backwards with a  thump.

CNS_Luchena says:
All:  Ooof

CTO_Shiar says:
:: would run to help but has a coconut head::

CSO_Toms says:
::would help, but for the large amounts of crap stuck to his head::

Host Lilman says:
Action: Jordan is lifted off the ground by the giant tongue and falls back down with a thump....covered with doggy drool from head to toe....her hair now sticking straight up from her head.

CNS_Luchena says:
::looks at Jordan and bites his tongue::

OPS_Pettigrove says:
::wipes the drool off her face::

Host Lilman says:
Action: The dog sits down with a happy little yip....right on top of Mikal.

CNS_Luchena says:
::holds his breath and tries to wriggle away::

OPS_Pettigrove says:
::sees the dog sit on Mikal ... gets up and runs trying to make the dog follow her::

Host Lilman says:
Action: At that very moment, three very large...nay...gigantic beings appear.

Host Lilman says:
Action: The poor dog has a rather upset tummy.

CTO_Shiar says:
:: thinks the dog could do some damage on the beach::

CNS_Luchena says:
::is getting gassed::

Host Lilman says:
Action: Jordan slips on the drool.

OPS_Pettigrove says:
::slips ... tries to get up again::

Host Lilman says:
Action: Jordan is picked up by the biggest giant...a very large, smelly male.

CNS_Luchena says:
::still trying to wriggle out while holding his breath::

CSO_Toms says:
::gets up and moves away from the crap::

OPS_Pettigrove says:
::wriggles:: Giant:  Let me go!!!!!! ::tries to free herself::

Host Lilman says:
Action: He wrinkles his nose in disgust at the sticky little creature in his hand.

Host Lilman says:
Action: The dog wriggles his butt excitedly and gets up to smell Toms.

OPS_Pettigrove says:
Giant:  You think I'm bad .. you should try those two over there ... ::motions to where the CTO and CSO are::

CTO_Shiar says:
:: shifts over and hides in some bushes::

CSO_Toms says:
::stand still while the dog sniffs him::

Host BigUn says:
::peers at the coconut heads and begins to laugh::

CNS_Luchena says:
::gasps for air::

Host BigUn says:
Action: The other two giants pick up the coconut twins and dangle them from their fingers.

OPS_Pettigrove says:
CNS: Counselor, you all right?

CTO_Shiar says:
:: storms out of the bush:: BigUn: Hey!

CNS_Luchena says:
::notices the giants::  Self:  oh oh.

Host BigUn says:
Action: The dog gets off of Mikal.

Host BigUn says:
All: What are you squirts doin' in me forest?

CNS_Luchena says:
OPS:  Dog farts.  ::coughs::

OPS_Pettigrove says:
BigUn:  Walking ...

CNS_Luchena says:
BigUn:  We are lost.

CSO_Toms says:
::squirms as much as possible, trying to get rid of as much of the dog crap as possible on the giants hand::

Host BigUn says:
::smiles at the OPS...revealing a miniature leg bone stuck in between his teeth::

Host BigUn says:
Action: The leg bone is wearing a little shoe.

OPS_Pettigrove says:
Self:  Charming ... ::waves away the odour::

Host BigUn says:
::turns his head and looks at the freaky flipper mite::

CSO_Toms says:
::really thinks that the brochure should be changed so that people know what they are really paying for::

OPS_Pettigrove says:
CNS:  Get out of here!

Host BigUn says:
CNS: Care to join us for tea?

CNS_Luchena says:
::waves his flipper all friendly like::   BigUn:  We’d like to just get on our way, thanks.

Host BigUn says:
::looks disappointed::

Host BigUn says:
<Other giant> ::licks the CSO experimentally::

Host BigUn says:
<other giant>:  ::gags and spits::

CSO_Toms says:
::tickles::

Host BigUn says:
All: They taste like bung.

Host BigUn says:
Action: They drop the crew like hot potatoes.

CNS_Luchena says:
All:  Run!  ::takes off down the path::

OPS_Pettigrove says:
::falls several stories to the forest floor::

Host BigUn says:
Action: Jordan lands in the doggy pile.

CSO_Toms says:
:lands with a thud::

CNS_Luchena says:
::hears a splat and turns around to look::

Host BigUn says:
Action: Shiar and Toms land in a bird's nest.::

OPS_Pettigrove says:
::gets up covered in dung:: CNS: I can't take much more of this ... ::looks like she's about to cry::

Host BigUn says:
Action: The nest falls....and they fall to the ground, now covered in poo and feathers.

CTO_Shiar says:
:: scrambles for the edge and climbs out::

CNS_Luchena says:
OPS:  It's okay Jordan.  ::pats her shoulder even though she's covered in dung::

CSO_Toms says:
::keeps moving::

Host BigUn says:
Action: The giants look like they might change their minds.

CNS_Luchena says:
All: Come on.  ::resumes sprinting down the path::

OPS_Pettigrove says:
::runs after the CNS::

CTO_Shiar says:
:: follows Mikal::

Host Tina_Tourguide says:
Action: As the crew turns a corner on the path, they are confronted by a young, pretty, and clean tour guide.

Host Tina_Tourguide says:
::smiles::

CNS_Luchena says:
::stops dead::

CSO_Toms says:
::smacks into the CNS::

OPS_Pettigrove says:
::sees the tour guide:: Tina:  You!!  ::launches herself at her::

CNS_Luchena says:
::falls forward::

Host Tina_Tourguide says:
All: Good afternoon, all! I hope you enjoyed your stay on Liliputia....our most requested small excursion tour.

CTO_Shiar says:
:: stops and dives into a bush. wipes off all the stuff with a leaf before walking out::

Host Tina_Tourguide says:
All: Should we bill your accounts or will you be paying now?

CNS_Luchena says:
::glares at Tina::

Host Tina_Tourguide says:
::smiles and hands them each a bill::

Host Tina_Tourguide says:
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