U.S.S. Pendragon - 10007.29

Supporting Cast

Mad Monkey King -							Kris Campos
Great Transporter of Odd -						James Orloski

Host Toto says:
The USS Pendragon was being sent on an emergency relief mission to Beta Epsilon VII, a small start-up colony of 500 that had been devastated by a strange virus. Enroute the ship encountered what can only be called a space tornado and found themselves stranded in the Land of Odd, mysteriously transformed.

Host Toto says:
At this time the crew is at the gates of the Latinum city, where the gatekeeper has refused them entrance,
for they lack the required wooden nickel.

Host Toto says:
<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< I Don't Think We're in Kansas Anymore, Captain>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Host Toto says:
<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<Resume Mission>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Scarecrow says:
::Scratches his head trying to think::

The_Rag_Doll says:
::wonders where they will find a nickel::

Lion says:
::ponders eating the gatekeeper::

Tin_Man says:
::flexing newly oiled joints, smelling of lemons..::

Rocking_Horse says:
::looks as everyone is looking at her funny

CO_Vn`dor_Phail says:
::paces back and forth in front of the gate::  All: How are we going to earn a wooden nickel of all things?

Velveteen_Rabbit says:
:: is still eyeing the rocking horse::

Rocking_Horse says:
All: Hey!  You will have to get your wooden nickel somewhere else!!

Tin_Soldier says:
Tin_Man: Pass some oil over here, I'm all rusted too.

Tin_Man says:
CO:  They gave us lemons... we could make some lemonade... TS:  Here you go ::oils the soldier::

CO_Vn`dor_Phail says:
::considers the Rocking Horse for a moment::  All: No I don't think that would work anyway.. the smallest tool we have is the Tin Man's Axe

Rocking_Horse says:
CO: Maybe the Gatekeeper can tell us where to get  a nickel?

Host Toto says:
::barks::

GateKeeper says:
::Wonders why the lion is eating him:: Lion: Please stop, it makes me itch...

Tin_Soldier says:
Tin_Man: Thank you very much. ::Takes the oil and starts to spray it on himself::

Tin_Man says:
CO:  Or we could just sell Toto.

Host CO_Vn`dor_Phail says:
CO: Hmm....  Lemonade Stand?

Rocking_Horse says:
::looks around seeing where they might be able to find a wooden nickel::

Lion says:
::gives the gatekeeper an odd look, since he had only THOUGHT about eating him::

Host CO_Vn`dor_Phail says:
::looks at the dog in the basket for a second::

Host Toto says:
::growls at the Tin Man::

The_Rag_Doll says:
::notices the small dog growling::

GateKeeper says:
::gives an odd look back since he feels what he thought about him... needless to say that he is a complicated man::

Rocking_Horse says:
CO: That is an idea!

Tin_Soldier says:
Tin_Man: Thanks for helping me out. ::Passes the oil can back to the TM::

Tin_Man says:
CO:  Yes a lemonade stand... ::little shift of the shoulders for a shrug:: It's worth a try, I think.

Scarecrow says:
::Starts singing:: Well life would just be finer if I only had a brain....

Tin_Man says:
::accepts the oil can::  TS: Anytime little brother.

Tin_Man says:
::eyes the Scarecrow::

Rocking_Horse says:
CO:  Maybe the Gatekeeper will pay us a wooden nickel for some lemonade?

Host CO_Vn`dor_Phail says:
Tin Man: Then I nominate you to go back to the forest for the lemonades... remember those dangerous trees...  Better take your axe.  ::smiles::

The_Rag_Doll says:
::thinks that's a pretty smart horse::

Tin_Soldier says:
::Smiles at the Tin_Man::

Tin_Man says:
::eyes the man in pink slippers::  CO: Alright... I'll do it.  I might need the basket to carry the lemons in though.

The_Rag_Doll says:
CO:  Maybe we can charge someone a wooden nickel for a ride on the rocking horse.

Tin_Soldier says:
CO: Can I go too sir? I'm a soldier.

Rocking_Horse says:
::feels her back starting to hurt::

Rocking_Horse says:
::rocks back and forth::

The_Rag_Doll says:
::wonders if anyone would pay a nickel for a ride on a rocking horse::

Host Toto says:
Action: A little girl with pretty blond curls comes skipping down the road.

Host CO_Vn`dor_Phail says:
::hands the Tin Man the basket... dog included:: TM: Do you need anyone else to help?

The_Rag_Doll says:
::watches the little girl approach::

Tin_Man says:
::looks down at the soldier as he stands::  TS:  You can stay and guard those staying behind.

Velveteen_Rabbit says:
CO: may I help:: is hopping around::

Scarecrow says:
All; Why look everyone, a little girl/

Tin_Man says:
CO: ::thinking::  Maybe someone to oil me if I should get rusted again.

Host CO_Vn`dor_Phail says:
::smiles at the Rag Doll::  RD: Another very good idea I think.  ::looks to the rabbit::

Little_Naive_Girl says:
::looks at the rocking horse with big blue eyes::

Tin_Soldier says:
TM: Yes brother.

The_Rag_Doll says:
Little Girl:  Would you like to buy a ride on that horse?

Rocking_Horse says:
::looks suspiciously at the Little Girl::

GateKeeper says:
::looks at the crew talking and talking some more, as if he wasn't there,  they are obviously very 
small minded, the keeper thinks::

Host CO_Vn`dor_Phail says:
::hearing the TM::  Rabbit: Yes, perhaps you can take the lemon oil and follow the Tin Man in case he needs some oiling.

Rocking_Horse says:
::thinks she might rock over that rag doll::

Little_Naive_Girl says:
Rag Doll: Oh yes, may I please ? ::begins to fidget in anticipation::

Tin_Man says:
::waits before heading off for the lemons, to see what the little girl does::

Tin_Soldier says:
::Tends to guard the remaining people with his life::

The_Rag_Doll says:
Little Girl:  We will trade you a wooden nickel for a ride on the rocking horse.  ::looks at the little girl 
questioningly::

Velveteen_Rabbit says:
CO: yes, yes :: takes the oil handle into his mouth and hopps behind the Tin Man::

Rocking_Horse says:
Rag Doll: We will?

The_Rag_Doll says:
::smiles at the Rocking Horse::  Rocking horse:  It's better than being chopped up, isn't it?

Host CO_Vn`dor_Phail says:
::smiles down at the girl::

Tin_Man says:
::eyes the Horse::  RH: Yes we will. ::looking at her very meaningfully::

Rocking_Horse says:
::grouchily::  RD: I suppose.

Little_Naive_Girl says:
::pulls out a new carved wooden nickel.:: Rag: Here it is ! ::hands the nickel over.::

Scarecrow says:
::Watches as the Rag Doll makes the sale::

Tin_Soldier says:
CO: Permission to guard the remainder of the people sir?

Host CO_Vn`dor_Phail says:
::picks the little girl up and places her on the rocking horse::

Lion says:
::finds a claw this is particularly handy for scratching behind the ear::

The_Rag_Doll says:
::takes the nickel and passes it to the CO:

Tin_Man says:
::smiles at the rabbit with oil in mouth::  VR: Rest easy my friend, I think we may not need to run off 
after all.

Little_Naive_Girl says:
::smiles:: CO: Tank you !

Rocking_Horse says:
::rocks back and forth with attitude::

Host CO_Vn`dor_Phail says:
::nods at the Tin Soldier::  TS: Yes.  Please keep a close eye out for the Monkey King.

Host CO_Vn`dor_Phail says:
::carries the nickel over to the front gate and knocks::

Host Toto says:
Action: The CMO's left foot falls off as one of his bolts falls out.

Little_Naive_Girl says:
::laughs happily:: RH: Faster!

Velveteen_Rabbit says:
Self: drat:: drops the oil::

Tin_Soldier says:
CO: Yes sir. Can I set up an patrol area in which I can guard around?

The_Rag_Doll says:
::looks for the bolts::

Tin_Man says:
TS:  Don't fret little one, I think we are heading in through the gates.

Tin_Soldier says:
TM: Yes brother. I’m sorry, sometimes I get confused.

The_Rag_Doll says:
::still searching for bolts::

Host Toto says:
Action: The FCO falls down and bumps his head.

Host CO_Vn`dor_Phail says:
TS: Please keep a close watch over in the direction of the Candy Flower field... great place for an ambush.

GateKeeper says:
::The gate Keeper is tired and decides that it is time to open the door to those lower beings::

Little_Naive_Girl says:
::gets happily of rocking horse and skips away::

Tin_Soldier says:
::Falls downs and bumps his head. Is out like a light::

Host CO_Vn`dor_Phail says:
::knocks on the big door again::

The_Rag_Doll says:
::picks up the Tin Man's foot::

The_Rag_Doll says:
::looks for the bolts some more::

Tin_Man says:
::jumps up::  TS:  Are you okay?  ::sees he is unconscious and picks him up shaking his head in amusement::

GateKeeper says:
ALL: You can now go in...

Host Toto says:
Action: The Gate opens, revealing a long, dark hallway.

Tin_Soldier says:
::Mumbles something not understandable::

Scarecrow says:
::Looks through the gate, mouth agape::

Rocking_Horse says:
::enters the gate with the group::

Host CO_Vn`dor_Phail says:
Gatekeeper: Thank you.  All: Come on everyone.  ::motions through the gate::  Is the 
Rabbit and Tin Man back yet?

Tin_Man says:
::looks down at the Rag Doll::  RD: Mind a lift?

Great_Transporter says:
::paces about his gigantic throne room. Crosses the room and kneels beside the shiny transporter he is named after. Yawns::

Tin_Man says:
CO:  We never left.  Thank you.

Host Toto says:
Action: The entire group enters the hallway.

GateKeeper says:
CO: Finally, someone is talking to me... and even.... thanking me!

Host CO_Vn`dor_Phail says:
::eyes the Tin Man doubtfully::

The_Rag_Doll says:
::proceeds through the gate, shaking her head at the Tin Man::

GateKeeper says:
::the gatekeeper is so happy that he begins to turn pink::

Host CO_Vn`dor_Phail says:
::smiles at the Gatekeeper then turns away rolling his eyes::

Great_Transporter says:
::withdraws a polishing cloth and gently scrubs the transporter pad. Hears footsteps resounding against the floor, approaching him::

Scarecrow says:
::Wobbles down the hallway with the others::

Velveteen_Rabbit says:
:: runs around on the side of the hall out of the middle of the walkway::

Tin_Soldier says:
::Lies unconscious::

Lion says:
::eyes the Gatekeeper doubtfully as he walks by::

Host Toto says:
Action: Finally arriving in the great hall, the all powerful Transporter appears on a large screen and asks what they want of him

Great_Transporter says:
::mutters:: Self: What tramps did the GateKeeper let in this time... I can hardly wait to find out! ::rolls his eyes::

The_Rag_Doll says:
::looks at the screen::

Tin_Man says:
::hobbles down the hallway, soldier in one arm, foot in other hand::

Host CO_Vn`dor_Phail says:
::gapes at the transporter in Odd... er... awe::

Great_Transporter says:
::Rushes over to the holoscreen emitter. Grouchily demands of them: What do you want?::

Scarecrow says:
::Hides behind Dotty::

The_Rag_Doll says:
::stands close to the Tin Man in case he starts to tip::

Velveteen_Rabbit says:
:: runs behind the ragdoll::

Great_Transporter says:
::eyes the visitors wearily::

Rocking_Horse says:
::rocks back and forth::

Host CO_Vn`dor_Phail says:
GTransporter: We wish for you to transport us home.

Tin_Soldier says:
TM: Where are we going?

The_Rag_Doll says:
GTransporter:  Please?  ::looks pleading::

Great_Transporter says:
::sarcastically:: CO: Oh, do you now... ::laughs:: Well, you'll have to earn it, y'know. Just like everyone else.

Host Toto says:
::begins to run around the Captain's feet::

Tin_Man says:
::looks down at the soldier, setting him down on his own feet::  TS: Home I think...

Great_Transporter says:
::glares at the rag doll:: Oh, go play house or whatever you rag dolls do.

Host CO_Vn`dor_Phail says:
::throws his arms in the air::  GT: How?

The_Rag_Doll says:
::sighs::

Scarecrow says:
CO: Wh, wha, what is it?

Tin_Soldier says:
::Stands up fine now:: TM: Good, I like my home.

Great_Transporter says:
CO: Nothing all that difficult, really... ::voice trails off::

Host CO_Vn`dor_Phail says:
::turns to the scarecrow::  Scarecrow:  It is our ticket home... I hope...

Velveteen_Rabbit says:
:: looks at the GT with anger raising his lips to show his teeth to the Transporter::

The_Rag_Doll says:
::looks at the Great Transporter with growing irritation::

Scarecrow says:
::Steps out from hiding behind the CO::

Tin_Man says:
Self:  Why do I think this will have something to do with the Monkey King...

Host CO_Vn`dor_Phail says:
::gets the feeling the difficulty rating is about to soar::

Lion says:
::senses an impending assassination attempt::

Tin_Soldier says:
::Stands with the others::

Host CO_Vn`dor_Phail says:
::pats the Scarecrow on the back hoping it'll calm him::  GT: What is it you wish for us to do?

Rocking_Horse says:
::looks up at the Great Transporter, hoping he will help them::

Great_Transporter says:
CO: Just, oh, I don't know... ::Shrugs and files his finger nails:: The Mad Money King's giant banana?

Tin_Man says:
::wonders if he can use his axe to hack into the controls and transport the group home without the GT's consent::

Host CO_Vn`dor_Phail says:
GT: What!?

The_Rag_Doll says:
::Wonders how one might strangle a transporter::

Scarecrow says:
GT: But that’s impossible

Tin_Man says:
::hates being right::

Great_Transporter says:
::sighs:: CO: Are you stupid AND hard of hearing?

Lion says:
::would rather have faced an assassination attempt::

Tin_Soldier says:
::Looks at TM:: TM: Giant banana? What's that?

The_Rag_Doll says:
::looks at the Tin Man and rolls her eyes::

Rocking_Horse says:
::wishes she could fly instead of rock::

Great_Transporter says:
Tin_Soldier: ::grins evilly:: You'll know soon enough!

Host CO_Vn`dor_Phail says:
GT: Is that all?  ::throws his arms in the air again::  ...and why would you need his Banana cannon?

Tin_Man says:
TS:  I think it's like a regular banana, just large... and magical... and incredibly dangerous to us in the Monkey King's hands.

Great_Transporter says:
::in his most regal voice:: All: The Great Transporter... has spoken!!

Great_Transporter says:
::folds his arms across his chest... smugly:: CO: I wish you luck.

Tin_Soldier says:
::Shakes when he hears the GT talk to him:: TM: I didn't like the sound of that. I don't like the sound of this!

The_Rag_Doll says:
::scowls at the GT::

Lion says:
::thinks "The Great Transporter"...is a loon::

Host CO_Vn`dor_Phail says:
::snorts and says sarcastically:: GT: Oh, the great transporter has spoken...  Let's all run and do his bidding...

Host Toto says:
Action: They are unceremoniously thrown out of the castle.

Tin_Man says:
CO:  Do we need another nickel to get in after we get the banana?

Rocking_Horse says:
::finds herself again in front of the Gate::

Great_Transporter says:
CO: Good idea... ::to himself:: The sooner you get started ::shrugs:: The sooner you can fail.

Host CO_Vn`dor_Phail says:
::drops on his ASCII code::

The_Rag_Doll says:
CO:  Ummmm, Sir?  How are we supposed to accomplish this?

Tin_Soldier says:
::Says nervously:: TM: I really don't like this.

Host CO_Vn`dor_Phail says:
RD: I don't have a clue, but we'd best get going if we ever wish to get home.  ::sighs and continues down the road::

Great_Transporter says:
::continues filing his nails::

Host Toto says:
Action: The crew comes upon a fork in the road, and on the corner, with "For Sale" signs hanging around their necks, are the CTO and the CSO.

The_Rag_Doll says:
::follows the CO down the road hoping the Monkey King appears sometime soon::

Host Toto says:
Action: They too have been transformed, the CTO is a wind-up monkey in a bright green vest, and a red fez, who bangs cymbals together as he walks., and the CSO is a 
Christmas Furby.

Tin_Man says:
::hobbles down the road::  CO: I don't suppose anyone might have a bolt to put my foot back on with?

Lion says:
::has a nearly uncontrollable urge to destroy the CSO::

Wind-up_Monkey says:
::wonders what the heck did I get into, standing frozen::

Tin_Soldier says:
CO: That can't be the CTO or CSO?

Host CO_Vn`dor_Phail says:
::seeing the two on the corner he runs up to them quickly:: CF/WM: Where have you two been??

Rocking_Horse says:
::looks at the toys with curiosity::  Curious.

The_Rag_Doll says:
::eyes the Furby doubtfully::

Host Toto says:
Action: The CNS finds a diamond ring on the ground.

The_Rag_Doll says:
All:  Oooooh...look what I found.  ::picks up the ring::

Tin_Man says:
::eyes the frozen monkey, and hobbles around behind him, winding him up::

Wind-up_Monkey says:
::eyes the captain and his wonderful pink slippers in panic::

Tin_Soldier says:
RD: What is it?

Rocking_Horse says:
::rocks over to RD::  What is it?

Host Toto says:
Action: The CNS transforms in a Barbie Doll, complete with Malibu tan.

Wind-up_Monkey says:
::feeling the winding taking affect:: ALL: thank you I was cramping up there for a second

Rocking_Horse says:
::watches as RD becomes Barbie::

Host CO_Vn`dor_Phail says:
::leans in on the Wind Up Monkey and begins to wind him up::

The_Rag_Doll says:
TS:  Its a diamond ring.  ::feels strangely top-heavy::

Lion says:
::tries to be surprised at the latest transformation, but fails miserably::

Tin_Man says:
::looks over where the doll had been standing... then looks again at the DOLL standing there... jaw hanging low::

Rocking_Horse says:
Barbie:  Are your feet okay?  They look rather strange.

Wind-up_Monkey says:
CO: what wonderful slippers you have? what have we gotten into now?

Tin_Soldier says:
RD: Can you hear me? You look like a doll of some sort.

Tin_Man says:
::starts drooling, and rusting::

The_Rag_Doll says:
RH:  I'm not sure why I'm standing on my tiptoes like this.  Its uncomfortable.

Mad_Monkey_King says:
::The Mad Monkey King appears in the air and circles the Crew, followed by a flock of ravens. Slowly he lands to the ground, with the ravens still flying. He is still wearing the King Fez and still 
holds the Banana.::

Tin_Soldier says:
All: Look, the MMK!

Host CO_Vn`dor_Phail says:
WM: Thanks.. I think...  ::oils the Tin Man almost by habit without even looking::

Mad_Monkey_King says:
::smiles menacingly.:: CO: Where do you think you are going !

Wind-up_Monkey says:
::in confusion begins to crash his cymbals loudly::

Tin_Soldier says:
All: Look up there all!

The_Rag_Doll says:
::hopes the Monkey King doesn't mess up her hair::

Tin_Man says:
::shakes himself back to the present, and looks a the MMK, jaw just now loosening up::

Velveteen_Rabbit says:
:: sees the MMK and runs behind the CO::

Host CO_Vn`dor_Phail says:
::smiles at the MMK::  MMK: glad you are here... we were just coming to visit you.  ::smiling some more::

The_Rag_Doll says:
::bats her eyes::

Wind-up_Monkey says:
All: and who in the universe is this? ::trying to stop himself from crashing the annoying cymbals::

Tin_Soldier says:
All: Take cover! ::Pulls out his weapon::

Host Toto says:
Action: A flock of crows swoop down and pull the stuffing out of the rabbit, the Furby, and the scarecrow.

Christmas_Furby says:
::feels empty::

Velveteen_Rabbit says:
ALL: ouch, that hurts

Lion says:
::groans at the Tin Man, and jumps aside::

The_Rag_Doll says:
::looks around for Ken::

Velveteen_Rabbit says:
ALL: someone please help

Tin_Man says:
::pulls out his axe, and starts waving it around trying to get the crows off the three being attacked::

Rocking_Horse says:
::tries to protect the smaller toys::

Wind-up_Monkey says:
:: begins to stumble over with cymbals swinging at the crows::

Scarecrow says:
::Falls to the ground as his stuffing gets ripped out::

Tin_Soldier says:
::Swings his weapon at the crows:: Rabbit: I coming, hold on!

Wind-up_Monkey says:
::slapping a crow with a cymbal and sending him flying::

Lion says:
::charges at a couple of crows, roaring::

Mad_Monkey_King says:
CO: I don't think so.  ::grabs the other Monkey's symbols and smacks the CTO in the head with them, growling "Impostor" as he does so.::

Christmas_Furby says:
::bites a crow::

Host CO_Vn`dor_Phail says:
MMK: Call your minions off... we can settle this like civilized simians.

Rocking_Horse says:
Rabbit: Hide under me!

Wind-up_Monkey says:
::crashes to the ground from the cymbal hit::

Tin_Soldier says:
::Hides the rabbit from the crows as he still swing at the crowns::

Mad_Monkey_King says:
::Takes flight and swoops by. At the same time, grabs the Lion's tail and pulls hard.::

Barbie says:
::wonders where her malibu beach house has gone to::

Wind-up_Monkey says:
::looking up at Monkey King really angry:: MMK: why you ....

Mad_Monkey_King says:
::laughs madly as he flies away in a puff of brimstone and sulfur.::

Lion says:
::takes a wild swipe at the King in the process::

Host CO_Vn`dor_Phail says:
::lets Toto loose after the MMK::

Christmas_Furby says:
::they taste good, bites another crow::

Tin_Man says:
::stands over the Furby and the scarecrow protecting them from further attacks with his axe::

Rocking_Horse says:
::helps them put their stuffing back in::

Host Toto says:
::bites the MMK in the ankle::

Wind-up_Monkey says:
::using his cymbal as a Frisbee hurls it at MMK and nails him between the eyes ::

Host CO_Vn`dor_Phail says:
::tries to grab the Banana Cannon as the dog bites::

Tin_Soldier says:
::Swings his weapon killing a few crows that are hurting the rabbit::

Host Toto says:
Action: The MMK is gone.

Barbie says:
::watches the excitement::

Velveteen_Rabbit says:
Horse: I cant move

Barbie says:
::breathes a sigh of relief::

Christmas_Furby says:
::ducks::

Rocking_Horse says:
Rabbit: Why?

Wind-up_Monkey says:
MMK: I may be fake but at least I am not mean :: wonders who is writing his words?::

Tin_Soldier says:
RH: Is the rabbit OK?

Velveteen_Rabbit says:
Horse: I’ve lost my stuffing

Barbie says:
::wonders if anyone got the banana thingie::

Rocking_Horse says:
TS:  I don't think so.

Wind-up_Monkey says:
::looking around for his cymbals::

Host CO_Vn`dor_Phail says:
All: Well that was a waste of time.  I think we need to design a plan here.

Tin_Man says:
::bends over and begins replacing the Furby’s stuffing::  CF Are you okay?

Rocking_Horse says:
TS:  Can you help him put his stuffing back in?

Tin_Soldier says:
RH: Coming on, lets get it to safety.

Host Toto says:
Action: They rest at the fork in the road.

Wind-up_Monkey says:
CO: captain what is going on here?

Host CO_Vn`dor_Phail says:
::looking down each path one by one::

Tin_Soldier says:
RH: Of course I'll help you. ::looks for the rabbits stuffing::

Barbie says:
::rests and fixes her hair::

Christmas_Furby says:
::spits out feathers::

Host CO_Vn`dor_Phail says:
Wind-up Monkey: I think it might be best if we split up and each take a section of us down each road... What do you think?

Barbie says:
::readjusts her bikini top, as it was slipping off::

Wind-up_Monkey says:
:: getting his cymbals and beginning to feel slow and grows solid still::

Host CO_Vn`dor_Phail says:
::hands Barbie a plastic comb::

Tin_Man says:
Furby (CF): You handled yourself pretty well there...

Christmas_Furby says:
::looks at Barbie::

Barbie says:
::takes comb with a nod toward the CO::

Tin_Man says:
::eyes the frozen monkey, and hobbles around behind him, winding him up::

Christmas_Furby says:
Tin Man: thanks you too!!

Tin_Soldier says:
::Goes to a pile of stuffing and picks it up:: RH: Here’s some, I'll go get more.

Barbie says:
::notices the Furby looking at her and narrows her big blue eyes::

Tin_Man says:
::notices the Scarecrow's absence, and wonders if they had forgotten him::

Host CO_Vn`dor_Phail says:
WMonkey:  I think you should take the lion, the rag doll and head off down that road ::points:: and the rest of us will go this way.

Rocking_Horse says:
TS:  Okay, but you will have to put it in, my hands, ummm, hooves... ummm ... I can't pick anything up very well

Christmas_Furby says:
Barbie: could you stuff me please?

Tin_Man says:
::shrugs to himself::  Self:  He wasn't much support anyway...

Host Toto says:
Action: The two teams head down a different road.

Barbie says:
::goes and helps the Rocking Horse::

Wind-up_Monkey says:
TM: thanks CO: I think that is the only option we got we have enough people but what is the mission?

Barbie says:
Furby::  you have mechanical parts, don't you?  Stuff yourself.

Wind-up_Monkey says:
::begins to head down the road trying to remember the story of Oz::

Tin_Soldier says:
::Walks up to the CO::RH: Oh yes. ::Puts it in the rabbit. Walks away to get more:: CO: Sir, there's some stuffing under you feet I need

Host CO_Vn`dor_Phail says:
WMonkey:  We need to retrieve the Banana Cannon from the MMK in order for the Great Transporter to send us home.

Christmas_Furby says:
Barbie: but I need help. ::grins::

Tin_Man says:
::chuckles at Barbie's response, and hobbles down behind the CO::

Tin_Man says:
::dragging the Furby with him::

Host CO_Vn`dor_Phail says:
TS: OH!  Sorry.  ::moves to the side while looking to his feet::

Host Toto says:
Action: The two teams are now out of each others sight.

Rocking_Horse says:
::rocking, follows the CO::

Christmas_Furby says:
::hey that hurts::

Wind-up_Monkey says:
CO: Banana Cannon ? :: looking at the captain like he's flipped his lid::

Host Toto says:
Action: The CTO's group arrive at what appears to be a house made out of cookies.

Wind-up_Monkey says:
CO: OK roger will do

Host Toto says:
Action: The Captain's group arrives at a beautiful, crystal clear lake. The sun is shining, the birds are singing, and there is a fishing dock with fishing poles upon it.

Tin_Soldier says:
::Grabs allot more stuffing and returns it to the rabbit and RH:: Rabbit: Here you go little buddy. ::Stuffs it in::

Wind-up_Monkey says:
All: looks delicious

Rocking_Horse says:
::notices the beautiful scenery::

Host CO_Vn`dor_Phail says:
::decides to rest his feet on the shore of the lake::  All: Let's go sit there and do a little fishing

Tin_Man says:
::eyes the scene with suspicion::  CO: I think we should go past as quickly and quietly as possible.

Tin_Man says:
::sighs as the CO sits down and grabs a pole::

Host CO_Vn`dor_Phail says:
TM: What possibly could be dangerous here?

Barbie says:
::follows the CTO::

Velveteen_Rabbit says:
TS: Thank you ::gets motion back into his legs:: thanks again

Host Toto says:
Action: A beautiful fish jumps up from the water.....and spits a stream of water into the 
Captain's face.

Tin_Man says:
CO:  ::mumbling under breath (wait... I breathe?) everything...

Rocking_Horse says:
::rocks back and forth::

Tin_Soldier says:
CO: Oh, I love fishing! I'll catch us something big and delicious to eat.

Wind-up_Monkey says:
All: looks pretty harmless huh?

Lion says:
::eyes the ground doubtfully::

Wind-up_Monkey says:
Lion: smell anything fishy here?

Barbie says:
::looks at the CTO and shrugs::

Christmas_Furby says:
::feels very dragged out::

Host CO_Vn`dor_Phail says:
::chokes as water goes down his throat:: Fish: That's it! Your mine!  ::picks up a fishing 
pole::

Lion says:
::sniffs sharply:: CTO: Nothing special...

Host Toto says:
Action: A storm clouds appears overhead, drenching the Velveteen Rabbit, who is then shrunk to the size of a Beanie Baby.

Host CO_Vn`dor_Phail says:
CF: How good are you with fishing?

Wind-up_Monkey says:
All: shall we approach closer and knock?

Tin_Man says:
::carries the Furby out onto the dock and sets him near the CO::

Tin_Soldier says:
CO: Allow me sir ::Cast out and catches the fish. Hands it to the CO:: CO: There you go sir.

Tin_Man says:
::hobbles off the dock to try repairing his left foot::

Christmas_Furby says:
CO: I have a big worm!!

Barbie says:
::readjusts her bikini top::

Rocking_Horse says:
::looks down at the very sad shrunken rabbit::

Christmas_Furby says:
::hands his worm to the CO::

Host Toto says:
Action: The house comes to life and tries to eat them!

Wind-up_Monkey says:
::approaches with care and as silent as he could with cymbals ready to fly ::

Barbie says:
::jumps back from the house::

Host CO_Vn`dor_Phail says:
TS: Excellent.  Share it with whomever wishes to have some.. I'll try and get us more::

Wind-up_Monkey says:
All: Retreat! :: begins to run away::

Host Toto says:
Action: The CSO looses his Santa's hat.

Host CO_Vn`dor_Phail says:
::taking the Christmas Furby’s worm he casts off again::

Wind-up_Monkey says:
::turns once he's at a safe distance::

Tin_Soldier says:
CO: Thank you sir. All: Who want's some fish?

Barbie says:
::walks on tippy toes without bending her knees::

Host Toto says:
Action: The lake is suddenly full of fish, all spitting water at the crew!

Christmas_Furby says:
::runs after his hat::

Rocking_Horse says:
::rocks to get away from the spitting-water-fish::

Host Toto says:
Action: The SO slides downhill too quickly and begins to rock wildly out of control !

Tin_Soldier says:
::Gets hit in the eyes with a shot:: All: Ow! My eye ball

Tin_Man says:
::watches the crew getting spit at and shakes his head, glad he isn't on the dock, and away from the lake::

Rocking_Horse says:
Ohhhhhhhh! ::slides downhill, rocking wildly::

Host Toto says:
Action: The CEO begins to groom his fur coat

Host CO_Vn`dor_Phail says:
::gets to his feet deciding this is enough and continues down the path::  All: Come on.  Let’s get going.  I want out of this place as soon as possible.

Lion says:
::cleans up, since nothing's going on::

Tin_Soldier says:
All: I can't see, it burns!

Host Toto says:
Action: The CNS pulls out a mirror and continues to admire herself..

Tin_Man says:
::stands on his newly fixed foot, proud of this little repair job::  CO: Lead on oh great leader... ::more than a little sarcasm dripping from his tone::

Barbie says:
::looks at the CTO expectantly::

Christmas_Furby says:
::puts his hat back on::

Rocking_Horse says:
::wonders where she is headed rocking wildly out of control::

Tin_Man says:
TS:  That's just the rust eating at your eye little one... here you go.  ::spreads some oil on the soldier's eyes::

Barbie says:
::admires herself::

Host CO_Vn`dor_Phail says:
::sees the Great MMK's castle on top of a hill::

Host Toto says:
Action: The two groups arrive at the Flying Monkey King's Castle, at the same time. It is a giant, banana shaped, stone castle with sheer, stone walls.

Tin_Soldier says:
TM: It...it...it's fine. That really did it brother, thank you.

Christmas_Furby says:
::loves to eat banana::

Lion says:
::hopes THIS isn't the banana they're supposed to retrieve::

Barbie says:
::looks at the castle briefly before returning to admiring herself::

Rocking_Horse says:
::arrives at castle with group::

Wind-up_Monkey says:
All: wow this is big

Host CO_Vn`dor_Phail says:
::seeing the other group arrive too:

Host Toto says:
::hops back in the basket, she's not climbing that thing::

Host CO_Vn`dor_Phail says:
WM: It sure is.  How do you propose we get that Cannon from him?

Wind-up_Monkey says:
::going over to the CO he begins to stiffen and is stuck again::

Host CO_Vn`dor_Phail says:
::considers putting the dog on the lion's back::

Tin_Man says:
TS:  ::patting him on the shoulder::  You are welcome.  Let’s see how we are going to proceed.

Barbie says:
::sighs and rewinds the CTO::

Host CO_Vn`dor_Phail says:
::places some Lemon Oil on the Wind up Monkey::

Lion says:
::hopes the CO isn't seriously considering putting the yapping, biting dog on his back::

Barbie says:
::wishes her pink convertible was here::

Christmas_Furby says:
::starts to eat the banana::

Mad_Monkey_King says:
::Appears above the Captain, in his awesome glory, and captures him. Then he disappears in a puff of brimstone and sulfur smoke.::

Wind-up_Monkey says:
:: get loose again:: Barbie: thanks and by the way you look Marvelous

Tin_Soldier says:
TM: Yes brother. I want to home, fast. ::Puts his weapon away::

Host Toto says:
Action: The Captain is in the MMK's lair::

Host CO_Vn`dor_Phail says:
What?... How???

Rocking_Horse says:
::watches the captain disappear::

Wind-up_Monkey says:
CO: Captain that won't be necessary I just need to be wound up ever so often

Tin_Man says:
::walks over and winds up the monkey again... but not too tight... there is nothing worse than a monkey wound too tight::

Host CO_Vn`dor_Phail says:
MMK: Where am I?

Lion says:
::realizes something serious happened while he BLINKED::

Barbie says:
::wishes she could just drive away and never come back::

Rocking_Horse says:
Now, what do we do?

Wind-up_Monkey says:
:: looks around:: All: what happened to the CO?

Lion says:
::shrugs::

Wind-up_Monkey says:
All: hey and what happened to XO?

Mad_Monkey_King says:
CO: Your in my castle ! I will kill you and take the slippers.

Host Toto says:
::barks wildly::

Barbie says:
::wishes her friends Stacy was here::

Host CO_Vn`dor_Phail says:
::begins to look around the castle:: MMK: You can't hurt me.

Wind-up_Monkey says:
::wonders why the mutt is barking so ::

Barbie says:
::sighs and fixes her hair::

Rocking_Horse says:
All: The MMK must have taken him to the castle.  Let's go in and rescue him.

Tin_Soldier says:
::Stands close to TM, wondering what happened to the CO::

Mad_Monkey_King says:
CO: That’s what you think human ! ::raises his banana slightly.::

Velveteen_Rabbit says:
:: is looking in admiration at the CO::

Host Toto says:
::bites the Windup Monkey::

Tin_Man says:
::looks and sees the CO gone, and sighs, thinking how wonderful it would be to simply be back in the woods chopping away, where his only worry had been getting the proper amount of oil::

Host CO_Vn`dor_Phail says:
::discovers a small bucket of plum pudding and picks it up::

Barbie says:
::accidentally undoes her bikini top while fixing her hair::

Wind-up_Monkey says:
all: ouch what is wrong with the dog?

Barbie says:
All:    Oops.  ::picks up her bikini top and puts it back on, hastily::

Tin_Soldier says:
::Takes out his weapon:: All: I'm taking point, in case anything happens.

Tin_Man says:
WM:  What now... ::trails off watching the Barbie::

Christmas_Furby says:
::chokes on banana after looking at Barbie::

Lion says:
::raises an eyebrow before closing his jaw again::

Host Toto says:
Action: The Flying Monkey King dies an agonizing death, and the crew steals the giant banana.

Rocking_Horse says:
::heads determinedly toward castle::  All: Come on, let's go!

Host Toto says:
Action: The Captain returns to the crew.

Host CO_Vn`dor_Phail says:
::grabbing the Banana he arrives down the hill and shows the rest::

Tin_Soldier says:
CO: Hi sir, where were you?

Rocking_Horse says:
CO: Captain!  How did you get the banana cannon?

Barbie says:
::watches the Captain return and walk off with the banana::

Host Toto says:
Action: The crew returns to the all powerful Transporter, who tells them he cannot return them after all, but he has some goodies to give out

Wind-up_Monkey says:
::impressed with the size of the banana::

Wind-up_Monkey says:
::feels he knew there was a catch::

Host Toto says:
Action: The captain gets a new hair ribbon, the CMO gets a heart, the CEO some courage, the EO a brain, the SO gets to stand on her own feet, the CTO gets music lessons,

Host CO_Vn`dor_Phail says:
RH: Luck I think.  I found a bucket of pudding and when I saw the MMK about to shoot me with the cannon, I threw it at him.  It seems it has an adverse effect on MMKs  ::smiles::

Host Toto says:
Action: the CSO realizes that everybody does listen to him, the CNS finds the love she has been looking for, the MO gets real, and the FCO learns to stand up straight and not fall down so often.

Tin_Man says:
::watches how the monkey is eyeing the banana, and resolves not to drop the soap in the shower when the monkey is there::

Host Toto says:
Action: : A crystal star falls gently to the ground, and out of it appears Gisella, Fairy Queen of Main Street.

Velveteen_Rabbit says:
Self: I’m real, yessssssssssss :: jumps up and down::

Tin_Soldier says:
::Can stand without falling now::

Rocking_Horse says:
::looks at the alien::

Host Gisella says:
CO: Are you disappointed?

Barbie says:
::watches the Fairy Queen::

Rocking_Horse says:
::feels her feet again::

Host CO_Vn`dor_Phail says:
Gisella: We found the Banana Cannon.  Now how do we get home?

Wind-up_Monkey says:
::thinks to self wow I am good with these cymbals might have to play a concert for the crew::

Host Gisella says:
CO: You had the power the whole time my dear.

Host CO_Vn`dor_Phail says:
Gisella: I did?  How?

Tin_Man says:
::eyes the CO for not taking them home earlier if he had the power all the time::

Host Gisella says:
CO: You must do three pirouettes, and repeat "There is no place like the Pendragon".

Barbie says:
::can't wait to get back to Malibu::

Christmas_Furby says:
::still ?::

Tin_Man says:
::feels something heavy in his chest... something like regret for being mean...::

Wind-up_Monkey says:
::chuckles and thinks to himself apparently the CO never read the Oz book::

Host CO_Vn`dor_Phail says:
::feels a little foolish but... ::  All: There's no place like the Pendragon...  ::repeats it as he does two more pirouettes::

Tin_Man says:
::opens up his chest, pulls out the ticking heart, and throws it behind him... ::  Self: Better off without that...

Host Gisella says:
Action: The crew find themselves back on the Pendragon, enroute to Beta Epsilon VII.

Host Gisella says:
Action: They all return to normal.

Host Gisella says:
Action: Sadly, Ensign Tune is really dead, and the CMO sadly prepares for an autopsy.

Barbie says:
::sighs in relief that she is able to stand fully on her feet at last::

Velveteen_Rabbit says:
:: begins choking on stuffing::

FCO_Tim says:
::Is on the bridge and at the conn of the Pendragon::

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