SD 10003.17                              Happy St Patty’s Day!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Summary:

As the chunk of rock speeds toward a nearby planet, Superman suddenly flies out and destroys it with his fists of steel...          Oh yeah, and the Orion crew manage to destroy it with some well-placed torpedo spreads too.     

Crew/NPCs:

Shellie as CO Capt. Jorgaenson
Hank as XO Cmdr. McRae
Lena as CMO LtCmdr. T’Lar
Nick as TO Lt. Wrzozowski, SO Lt. Melek
Matt as OPS Ens.Korlak
Greg as EO/CEO Ens. Walsch
Gunther as CNS Lt. Jordain
David as FCO Ens. Ross
Cam as TO/CTO Lt.JG Farris
Jim as MO Lt. R’Keri
Linda as EO2 Lt. Ded Bob, Nurse Xtraks

Ian as our resident evil overlord, pain in the bum, AND  AGM Quchant

Absent:

 Kate as CSO Cmdr. Lance

Host Quchant says:
Last time on Star Trek: A Call To Duty: USS Orion...A really big rock was headed right for us, about to pulverize the ship and cause Ian to explain to Cheryl and Kris why his ship budget suddenly went up.

Host Quchant says:
<<<<<<<<<<<<<<Begin Orion mission>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>..
CMO_T`Lar says:
:: in SIckbay. Maybe ::
EO_Walsch says:
::walking down a corridor towards engineering::
OPS_Korlak says:
::wherever T`Lar is, staring into her eyes dreamily::
Host Quchant says:
ACTION: Several feathers fall off of the TO as he shakes in fear of the large rock heading towards them
CMO_T`Lar says:
::Oh, right. In SB, looking at OPS::
XO_McRae says:
::on the bridge watching asteroid pieces and preparing to dodge them if the TO doesn't blast them::
TO_Farris says:
::Standing at tactical, still in the process of learning the controls::
CNS_Jordain says:
::finds himself holding on to his chair::
OPS_Korlak says:
<OPS_Urgle> ::looks at the big rocks: Urg...
FCO_Ross says:
::sitting at the helm::
Host CO_Jorgaenson says:
FCO: Evasive!
Host CO_Jorgaenson says:
TO: See if you can break that rock into smaller pieces
EO_Walsch says:
::enters Main Engineering, and looks around::
TO_Farris says:
CO: Aye, captain. ::Aims phasers at the rock and fires::
 CMO_T`Lar says:
::smiles at OPS::
Host Quchant says:
ACTION: The proximity alarm goes off...and the light indicating that the shields are up is NOT lit
CNS_Jordain says:
::decides to sit back and relax the show..::
OPS_Korlak says:
::smiles back at the CMO::
TO_Farris says:
::Raises shields::
Host CO_Jorgaenson says:
TO: And raise the *#$% shields!!!
TO_Wrzozowski says:
::enters the bridge, and sees a large rock in front of him, opens his eyes widely::  Self:  Yikes!
CMO_T`Lar says:
::bats eyelashes::
TO_Farris says:
CO: I'm on it, captain.
XO_McRae says:
::wonders how the new TO survived the academy::
OPS_Korlak says:
<OPS_Urgle>  ::checks his board, making sure nothing is falling apart any more than is usual for the Orion::
EO_Walsch says:
*XO*: Bridge, this is Engineering, what's going on?
EO_Walsch says:
::watching a few monitors going nuts::
CMO_T`Lar says:
OPS:  ::dreamily:: I think they might need us on the bridge...
XO_McRae says:
::takes over helm and dodges the rock::
EO2_ded`Bob says:
::walks up behind the EO::
OPS_Korlak says:
CMO: Probably.... ::sighs::
XO_McRae says:
CO: The shields won't handle that rock anyway captain.
TO_Farris says:
::Still trying to break the rock up with the phasers::
CMO_T`Lar says:
::blows a kiss at the OPS::
XO_McRae says:
*EO*: Nothing that big.  Actually, it is pretty big, so we dodged it.
EO_Walsch says:
::rolls eyes::
Host Quchant says:
ACTION: as the rock is avoided everyone on the ship does the enterprise shuffle as the IDS is several steps behind again
TO_Wrzozowski says:
::runs to the tactical console::  TO:  What can I do to help?
EO2_ded`Bob says:
EO: whats the problem?
CMO_T`Lar says:
::falls over her feet::
Host CO_Jorgaenson says:
XO: I am aware of that Mr. McRae, but they will help with the smaller particles
OPS_Korlak says:
::falls on top of the CMO::
EO_Walsch says:
*XO*: Understood.  ::does the Enterprise shuffle:: I'll try to recalibrate the IDS.  Engineering out.
CMO_T`Lar says:
::holds on to OPS::
OPS_Korlak says:
::holds on to the CMO::
FCO_Ross says:
::falls out of his seat::
Host CO_Jorgaenson says:
::slips out of chair and bruises her um, pride, gets back up::
CNS_Jordain says:
::is shaken about in his chair::
TO_Farris says:
::Holds onto his console, getting nauseated::
XO_McRae says:
::grabs onto the CO's boot as he slides across the floor::
EO_Walsch says:
EO2: Nothing much, sounds pretty routine for this ship ::smiles grimly and goes for a toolkit:
Host CO_Jorgaenson says:
XO: Ack!
CMO_T`Lar says:
::strokes her hands up and OPS' body::
Host CO_Jorgaenson says:
::slides across the floor with the XO::
XO_McRae says:
::slides into the wall, is glad the CO was there to cushion the blow::
OPS_Korlak says:
<OPS_Urgle> ::gets back into his seat, wishing the boss was here instead::
Host CO_Jorgaenson says:
Self: Oof
MO_R`Keri says:
::Steadies himself against a bio-bed while looking up curiously and canting a brow.::
Host Quchant says:
ACTION: The lights dimmed and they came back on
FCO_Ross says:
::hangs onto the helm console::
Host CO_Jorgaenson says:
XO: Pleased I could be of help Mr. McRae        Ouch
Host CO_Jorgaenson says:
::said sarcastically::
XO_McRae says:
::jumps back up, pulls the CO to her feet, and runs for his chair::
CMO_T`Lar says:
::in a very compromising position with Korlak, on the floor::
Nurse_Xraks says:
::walks over tot he MO and looks him over::
Host CO_Jorgaenson says:
::sits down gingerly in her chair::
EO-Walsch says:
::grabs a toolkit and returns to a console::
Host CO_Jorgaenson says:
All: We are still in one piece
Host Quchant says:
ACTION: The ship got hit on the aft shields...almost avoided the rock completely
OPS_Korlak says:
::tries to get up, and succeeds only in tangling himself up with the CMO some more::
Host Quchant says:
ACTION: Warp engines are out.  Impulse at minimal
CMO_T`Lar says:
::pats the OPS all over, looking for injuries::
Host CO_Jorgaenson says:
OPS: Give me a report
CNS_Jordain says:
CO: I noticed..
XO_McRae says:
::steadies the ship:: *EO*: Damage report.
MO_R`Keri says:
::Stands up straight and smoothes out his uniform before noticing the doctor and OPS on the floor.::
TO_Farris says:
::Stands back up and checks the shield status::
Host Quchant says:
ACTION: life support down on decks 7 20 and 32
EO-Walsch says:
::ducks as a console nearby explodes:: Self: Dang!
FCO_Ross says:
::climbs back up into his chair and checks his console::
OPS_Korlak says:
<OPS_Urgle> CO: We're alive, sir.
EO-Walsch says:
*CO*: Bridge, this is engineering, we've got problems
OPS_Korlak says:
<OPS_Urgle> And Life support is down on decks 7, 20, and 32.
CMO_T`Lar says:
::looks up at her MO:: MO: Hi.
EO-Walsch says:
::stands, and starts running diagnoses on the systems::
OPS_Korlak says:
::tries to look up at the MO, too, but is too tangled up with the CMO::
MO_R`Keri says:
::Makes his way to a status monitor and calls up what damage report information is available while parroting to the CMO.::
Host CO_Jorgaenson says:
OPS: Thank you, I wanted a little more than that though
MO_R`Keri says:
CMO:  Hi, indeed.
EO-Walsch says:
::moves over to the warp core and starts running checks on that::
XO_McRae says:
*EO*: What problems do we have?
CMO_T`Lar says:
MO: I'll be right with you... Ensign, is it?
TO_Wrzozowski says:
::sees that everything is now alright, leaves the bridge::
Host CO_Jorgaenson says:
TO: Are we in any danger from that rock now?
EO-Walsch says:
*XO*: Warp drive is down sir, impulse is failing, and life support is failing.  I'm working on it.
Nurse_Xraks says:
::moves off into sickbay::
MO_R`Keri says:
CMO:  R'Keri, sir.
EO-Walsch says:
::checks the EPS relays:
Host Quchant says:
ACTION: Deck 7 main lounge and computer core...(cool!!), Deck 20 shuttlebays 2 and 3, Deck 32...Deutrenium fuel storage
TO_Farris says:
CO: I don't believe so, captain. ::Hitting himself in the head because of his stupid mistake::
CMO_T`Lar says:
::untangles herself from Korlak, and stands up:: MO: I prefer "Ma'am". Or anything equally female.
SO_Melek says:
::stood at Science 1, monitoring the status of the rock::
OPS_Korlak says:
::crawls over the CMO, and finally gets to his feet::
Host CO_Jorgaenson says:
TO: Don't worry about it Mr. Farris, its been a difficult day for you.
CMO_T`Lar says:
OPS: I guess... I'll... see you later.
XO_McRae says:
OPS: Route power to life support and try to help Engineering get the engines back online.
MO_R`Keri says:
::Continues attempting to bring up a damage report, noting a rather large lag in the response, then steps to an equipment locker.::
OPS_Korlak says:
CMO: I'd... best get to the bridge. Remember dinner. ::runs::
EO-Walsch says:
Computer: Computer, what's the status of the dilithium chamber?
Host CO_Jorgaenson says:
All: Reports people!
OPS_Korlak says:
<OPS_Urgle> ::routes stuff as instructed:: XO: Yes, Sir!!!
Host Quchant says:
<Computer> Walsch: The dilithium chamber is currently intact...
CMO_T`Lar says:
MO: Take your pick, either run around the ship looking for people who might need you, or stay down here and let me do the running.
OPS_Korlak says:
::arrives on the bridge and relieves Urgle::
EO-Walsch says:
Computer: Computer: Status of the antimatter injectors?
Host Quchant says:
ACTION: Aft shields down, port shields at 32%
FCO_Ross says:
CO: We're past the asteroid, sir.. 1,000 kilometers astern.
CNS_Jordain says:
CO: As for my expert analysis.. people are almost panicking. Not that good for moral..
Host Quchant says:
<Computer> EO: Injectors online
EO-Walsch says:
::tapping a tricorder::
EO-Walsch says:
::nods::
TO_Farris says:
CO: Aft shields are down and port shields are at 32%.
MO_R`Keri says:
CMO:  It is the duty of the Chief Medical Officer to be available at a medical facility in times of emergency.  I will attempt to find any injured.
MO_R`Keri says:
::Retrieves a tricorder and a medikit from the locker.::
Host CO_Jorgaenson says:
*CEO Fixit*: Effect repairs immediately
CMO_T`Lar says:
MO: ::raises an eyebrow:: Are you telling me what my duties are, Mister?
EO-Walsch says:
::ducks underneath the rail surrounding the warp core and scans the magnetic constrictors::
OPS_Korlak says:
*EO-Walsch* Bridge to engineering. Can we do anything to provide assistance?
MO_R`Keri says:
CMO:  I am not, Doctor.  I am merely stating the obvious.  If it is your preference, I shall remain here.
SO_Melek says:
CO: Captain, the rock is now spinning towards one of the planets in the system!
EO-Walsch says:
*OPS* Stand by sir.
XO_McRae says:
::looks at diagnostics of the computer core::
Host Quchant says:
ACTION: An unmanned engineering panel indicates something of importance
OPS_Korlak says:
::realizes for the first time what a nice voice the EO has::
EO-Walsch says:
Computer: Computer, level five diagnostic.  Why is the warp core non-functional?
CNS_Jordain says:
CO: If that thing gets out of weapons range, permission to take a shuttle and... kill it?
Host Quchant says:
<Computer> EO: The core is non-functional due to a safety shut down.
Host CO_Jorgaenson says:
CNS: Let's just try getting there first
TO_Farris says:
Self: What a first day...
CMO_T`Lar says:
MO: I believe there are files to categorize and order, as well as supplies to check. Apart from waiting for wounded. Sounds like a nice job for you, don't you agree?
Host CO_Jorgaenson says:
FCO: Plot a course, chase that rock!
EO-Walsch says:
::nods:: Self: Good.  ::backs up and stands at the warp core diagnostic console::
Host CO_Jorgaenson says:
::thinks that sounds really stupid::
CNS_Jordain says:
CO: Aye sir.
Host CO_Jorgaenson says:
TO: Prepare to disintegrate that thing
TO_Farris says:
CO: Aye captain. May I use torpedoes?
FCO_Ross says:
CO: Aye, sir! ::plots course and engages impulse engines::
MO_R`Keri says:
::Nods and pointedly sets the tricorder and medikit down on the bio-bed in front of the doctor, then turns and heads for the supplies stores.::
XO_McRae says:
::notices a light on an engineering panel and takes a peek at it::
CMO_T`Lar says:
::smiles and mutters a "yes!" very quietly::
Host CO_Jorgaenson says:
TO: You may use whatever it takes, just don't blow up the planet please
Host Quchant says:
ACTION: The ship can manage minimal impulse
EO-Walsch says:
::taps the console and slowly brings the antimatter flow back up to bring the core back on-line::
OPS_Korlak says:
<OPS_Urgle> ::making his way to Sickbay after striking his forehead on a wall::
TO_Farris says:
::Targets phasers at the rock::
OPS_Korlak says:
<OPS_Urgle> ::enters sickbay, and looks around for someone on duty::
CMO_T`Lar says:
::takes the tricorder:: MO: I'll see you later, enjoy yourself. Don't do anything I wouldn't do... ::rushes out::
Host CO_Jorgaenson says:
OPS: How far is that rock
EO-Walsch says:
::overrides the safety protocols::
CMO_T`Lar says:
::knocks out Urgle on her way out::
Host Quchant says:
ACTION: The engineering panel on the bridge which shows the same as the unattended one in engineering shows a plasma leak in the port warp nacelle...hence the core shut down.  The computer warns against increasing the anti-matter flow at this time
OPS_Korlak says:
CO: Approximately 10 kelakams, Captain dearest.
Host Quchant says:
ACTION: Several plasma conduits in engineering explode
MO_R`Keri says:
::Turns and watches the CMO rush past the crewman that has just entered, arches a brow, then steps toward the crewman.::
EO-Walsch says:
::ducks as the plasma conduits explode::
CNS_Jordain says:
::wonders if that rock is going to get in range or not..::
XO_McRae says:
*EO*: In case you haven't noticed, there's a plasma leak in the port nacelle.  Try to lock that down.
MO_R`Keri says:
OPS_Urgle: You require assistance, crewman?
Host CO_Jorgaenson says:
OPS: Tractor that sucker please, slow it down if nothing else
EO-Walsch says:
Self: Dang!  ::turns to the console and takes the warp core completely off-line::
CMO_T`Lar says:
*XO*: Sir?
Host Quchant says:
ACTION: Warnings go off in engineering and on the bridge about the plasma leak
Host CO_Jorgaenson says:
SO: Keep track of the rock's progress please
XO_McRae says:
CO: We have a plasma leak in the port nacelle.  We really aren't going to be able to do much until it is repaired.
OPS_Korlak says:
::hits the tractor beams:: Anything for you, Captain.
XO_McRae says:
*CMO*: What?
EO-Walsch says:
*XO*: Sir I'm working on a load of things at once I'll-plasma leak?! I'm on it!
TO_Farris says:
::Looks back at the console:: All: What is that?
SO_Melek says:
::trying to project the trajectory of the rock::
OPS_Korlak says:
<OPS_Urgle> R`Keri: I... think I hit my bulkhead on a forehead...er...
SO_Melek says:
CO: Aye, captain.
CMO_T`Lar says:
*XO*: Do you need medical attention on the bridge?
EO-Walsch says:
*OPS*: Bridge, shut down the warp nacelles, and vent drive plasma.
Host CO_Jorgaenson says:
XO: Keep me posted please, Mr. McRae
XO_McRae says:
*CMO*: Not now.  Maybe later.
MO_R`Keri says:
::Picks up a tricorder and removes the scanner, which he waves about Urgle's head.::
CMO_T`Lar says:
*XO*: Keep me posted.
EO-Walsch says:
::closes off all plasma relays::
CNS_Jordain says:
CO: Sir...my suggestion still stands.
CMO_T`Lar says:
::rushes off to a TL::
XO_McRae says:
CO: Instead of slowing the asteroid, we could try to use the tractor beam to pull us closer.  Then we annihilate it.
OPS_Korlak says:
*EO*: Working. ::hits buttons seemingly at random, shutting down the nacelles, and venting the plasma::
MO_R`Keri says:
Urgle:  Sit down here while I complete my initial scans.  ::Indicates a biobed.::
TO_Farris says:
::Targets the Rock and prepares to fire::
Host Quchant says:
ACTION: The plasma leaks in engineering and on the port nacelle stop
OPS_Korlak says:
<Urgle> ::sits down::
EO-Walsch says:
Self: O-kay.....::smiles in approval::
CMO_T`Lar says:
::arrives in ME::
Host CO_Jorgaenson says:
XO: Excellent idea, why don't you implement it Mr. McRae
EO-Walsch says:
Computer: Computer, level four diagnostic.  What percentage of plasma relays on the ship have sustained damage?
OPS_Korlak says:
::running out of hands::
Host Quchant says:
<computer> EO: 32% of relays are inoperable
MO_R`Keri says:
::Continues his scans, then places the sensor back into its housing on the tricorder.::
OPS_Korlak says:
<Urgle> ::looks up at R`Keri:: Will I live?
Host CO_Jorgaenson says:
::is running out of options::
SO_Melek says:
CO: Rock is still on course, Captain.
EO-Walsch says:
CMO: Doctor, welcome to engineering.
MO_R`Keri says:
Urgle:  I do not believe that your injury is life threatening.
XO_McRae says:
OPS: Is the tractor beam functional?  If so, use it to pull us closer to that asteroid.
CNS_Jordain says:
::sighs::
CMO_T`Lar says:
EO: Yeah. Thanks. Do you need me around?
OPS_Korlak says:
XO: Its functional, but I don’t know if we have enough power with the warp drive down. I'll try.
EO-Walsch says:
Computer: Computer, if we re-route power through non-damaged relays, would we have enough power to engage warp drive?
TO_Farris says:
::Wonders what's going on::
Host Quchant says:
<computer> EO: stand by...
CMO_T`Lar says:
::scans the EO::
Host Quchant says:
<Computer> EO: That procedure is not recommended
CMO_T`Lar says:
::raises an eyebrow:: Self: Interesting...
OPS_Korlak says:
<Urgle> It’s not? Thank J'im for that...
EO-Walsch says:
::looks around:: CMO: I'm fine thanks Doctor, I'm sure there are people that need you however.
FCO_Ross says:
::monitoring engine readouts::
MO_R`Keri says:
::Fetches what appears to be a helmet that looks vaguely as if it has come from a lingerie catalogue designed for the specialized buyer and slips it on Urgle's head.::
EO-Walsch says:
*XO*: Bridge, this is engineering.  Warp drive is shot until I can repair these plasma conduits.
OPS_Korlak says:
<Urgle> ::looks at the helmet in something akin to panic::
OPS_Korlak says:
::working on the tractor beam::
CMO_T`Lar says:
::scans the EO some more.: Now, this is fascinating.
EO-Walsch says:
::walks off grabbing a tricorder and a welder::
XO_McRae says:
*EO*: Make it your priority then.  We need warp drive sooner than you can get it to us.  Take as many people as you need to fix it.
EO-Walsch says:
CMO: Beg pardon?
EO-Walsch says:
*XO*: Aye sir
CMO_T`Lar says:
EO: Nothing, nothing, do go on... ::scans her some more::
CNS_Jordain says:
CO: sir, just 5 minutes and a shuttle and that rock is history..
EO-Walsch says:
*OPS*: OPS, this is engineering.  Can you make sure the plasma relays above deck 15 are functional, repair any that are down.  I'll work down here.
TO_Farris says:
::Checks to see if the torpedo bays are working::
XO_McRae says:
CO: We won't have the warp drive until the plasma conduits are repaired.
MO_R`Keri says:
::Waits for a few minutes, until little blinky lights start, well, blinking, then removes it.::
EO-Walsch says:
::crawls into a Jeffries tube and starts moving towards some damaged conduits::
SO_Melek says:
CO: Still tracking the rock, captain...
Host CO_Jorgaenson says:
*TR*: Beam a plasma bomb to the rock, detonate it in 15 seconds
Host Quchant says:
<TR> *CO*: Sir...the rock is out of transporter range
XO_McRae says:
::doesn't think the plasma bomb will work::
MO_R`Keri says:
Urgle:  You may return to duty, crewman.  However, you must return to Sickbay for additional evaluation in forty-eight hours.
OPS_Korlak says:
*EO*: For someone with a voice as nice as yours, I'll certainly try. ::sends out a team to check the deck 15 relays::
CNS_Jordain says:
self: whatever..
CMO_T`Lar says:
*MO*: Ensign, this is T'Lar speaking.
MO_R`Keri says:
*CMO*:  R'Keri here, Doctor.
OPS_Korlak says:
<Urgle> R`Keri: I... understand...  ::hopes that he'll live another 48 hours::
EO-Walsch says:
::slightly worried about OPS, but starts scanning the relays without a word::
CNS_Jordain says:
CO: Sir, one of those bombs easily fits inside a shuttle, and those have transporters too..
CMO_T`Lar says:
*MO*: I'm sending you some data about EO Walsch. Please let it run through the usual diagnostic... thingies... and send it to my terminal after that.
XO_McRae says:
CNS: We'll need more than one on that rock I think.
MO_R`Keri says:
*CMO*:  Affirmative, Doctor.  R'Keri out.
CNS_Jordain says:
XO: we have more than one shuttle too, I believe, sir.
XO_McRae says:
CNS: Yes we do.  I think it's time for some flying again.
Host CO_Jorgaenson says:
XO: Get a shuttle ready!
CNS_Jordain says:
XO: Aye!
XO_McRae says:
CO: Aye captain.
CMO_T`Lar says:
::runs around ME scanning innocent people::
XO_McRae says:
CNS: Let's go.
TO_Farris says:
::Trying to figure out what to do or say::
CNS_Jordain says:
::follows XO to the shuttlebay::
TO_Farris says:
::Targets the rock and fires phasers::
EO-Walsch says:
::starts working on welding the damaged relays::
XO_McRae says:
*Crewmen Grease and Monkey*: I need two shuttles ready to go by the time I get there.
XO_McRae says:
CNS: We'll transport the plasma bombs in and then launch.
XO_McRae says:
CNS: I don't trust grease or Monkey within 30 feet of one.
CNS_Jordain says:
XO: Aye sir  ::makes mental note and starts working::
CNS_Jordain says:
::arrives at deck 3 with the XO::
MO_R`Keri says:
::Begins compiling and correlating the data sent by the CMO::
XO_McRae says:
::arrives in shuttle bay::
EO-Walsch says:
::fixes one set of relays and starts crawling down to the next::
XO_McRae says:
CNS: Let's get moving.
MO_R`Keri (shuttlebayalert.wav)
XO_McRae says:
::runs to the far shuttle and enters.::
Host CO_Jorgaenson says:
*XO*: Progress?
CNS_Jordain says:
XO: Gladly!
OPS_Korlak says:
::is glad to have had a few minutes rest at his console, and checks up on the repair crews::
CMO_T`Lar says:
::runs out of ME, scanning everyone she meets::
FCO_Ross says:
CO: Sir, should we hold position here?
SO_Melek says:
::monitors the rock's trajectory::
CNS_Jordain says:
::enters the nearest shuttle, enters and engages pre-launch::
TO_Farris says:
::Fires a torpedo spread at the rock, hoping it will work::
XO_McRae says:
::transports the plasma bomb in and verifies the timer is set properly.  also makes sure it has a remote trigger, just in case::
Host Quchant says:
ACTION: the torpedo hits the rock and breaks it into two smaller pieces
XO_McRae says:
*CNS*: Make sure that there is a remote trigger on that bomb.
XO_McRae says:
*CO*: As soon as the CNS is ready, we can go.
CNS_Jordain says:
::does just that too::
TO_Farris says:
CO: Captain, the rock is now in two smaller pieces...
CNS_Jordain says:
*XO*: Ready to go sir.
Host Quchant says:
ACTION: The rocks are heading in the same direction...albeit slower
XO_McRae says:
*CNS*: Let's go then.
CMO_T`Lar says:
::runs to the bridge::
XO_McRae says:
*CO*: Launching now Captain.
Host CO_Jorgaenson says:
SO: Is the size of that rock still a danger to the planet?
SO_Melek says:
CO: No change on the direction of the rocks, Captain.
XO_McRae says:
::launches::
EO-Walsch says:
::crawling down the Jeffries tube towards the next set of plasma relays::
CMO_T`Lar says:
::arrives at the bridge and looks around:: All: Hi there.
TO_Farris says:
CO: Would you like for me to continue firing weapons at the rocks?
Host Quchant says:
ACTION: the XO heads out towards the two smaller pieces of rock
Host CO_Jorgaenson says:
TO: No, the XO has launched the shuttle, let him finish it
XO_McRae says:
@::leaves the ship and heads for the asteroids::
CNS_Jordain says:
@::launches from shuttlebay and forms up with the XO's shuttle::
Host CO_Jorgaenson says:
OPS: Keep a transporter lock on that shuttle
OPS_Korlak says:
::turns to T`Lar:: Helllooooo......
TO_Farris says:
CO: Aye, captain, but I'm not sure that it will work...
EO-Walsch says:
::arrives at the next set of relays and checks them::
OPS_Korlak says:
CO: Yes, darling Captain of mine ::maintains the transporter lock::
XO_McRae says:
@CNS: Have you launched yet?
CNS_Jordain says:
@*XO*: I'm right behind you sir
SO_Melek says:
CO: Captain, they're still a danger.
MO_R`Keri says:
*CMO*: R'Keri to the Doctor.
Host CO_Jorgaenson says:
*XO*: Abort!
EO-Walsch says:
Self: This is a mess......
Host CO_Jorgaenson says:
TO: Full spread of torpedoes, now!
XO_McRae says:
@*CNS*: There're two rocks now.  You take the one on the right.
CMO_T`Lar says:
*MO*: Go ahead.
EO-Walsch says:
::rips out the plasma relay::
TO_Farris says:
CO: Aye, captain. ::Fires a full spread of torpedoes at the rocks::
CMO_T`Lar says:
CO: Sir, your scans come over as too hyper. 
EO-Walsch says:
::starts crawling back down this stupidly long thin uncomfortable tube::
CNS_Jordain says:
@*XO*: Moving into position.. ::moves over to flank the right one from a safe distance::
XO_McRae says:
@::sees the full spread of torpedoes, thinks 'What the f.....' and takes evasive action.::
Host Quchant says:
ACTION: The torpedoes fly past the two shuttles...barely missing them...and hit the rocks...100% hit pattern...and the rocks explode...
MO_R`Keri says:
*CMO*:  Analysis on the data you have forwarded is complete and I am prepared to send to your terminal.  Do you wish a verbal report in addition?
Host CO_Jorgaenson says:
*XO*: ABORT!      That is an order!!!!
CMO_T`Lar says:
*MO* Yes, I'm all ears.
Host CO_Jorgaenson says:
*XO*: GET THE @(&@)_#%Y#@ OUT OF THERE BEFORE YOU GET HIT BY DEBRIS
XO_McRae says:
@*CO*: You could have given us a little more warning on that one sir.  You almost killed us.
EO-Walsch says:
::clambers out into Engineering, and goes looking for a replacement relay::
Host Quchant says:
ACTION: only 3 or 4 very small pieces left...not too much damage if left...but still damage and too small to target with the ships systems
XO_McRae says:
@::deftly pilots through the debris::
OPS_Korlak says:
::smiles at the CO:: We've killed those nasty awful annoying bad rocks!!! ::does a little dance::
MO_R`Keri says:
*CMO*:  Results of the analysis indicate that the officer in question is pregnant, Doctor.
CNS_Jordain says:
@::barely dodged the phaser fire but stays at a safe distance::
Host Quchant says:
ACTION: The shuttles shields get bombarded by debris
SO_Melek says:
CO: There is still some danger from the rocks, Captain.
TO_Farris says:
CO: There are only a few pieces of rock left, but they are too small for us to target.
XO_McRae says:
@::starts targeting rocks manually and blasting them out of the sky::
CMO_T`Lar says:
*MO*: How very interesting. Please schedule a meeting with her, then.
CNS_Jordain says:
@*Orion*: What the h*ll was that supposed to mean... fire without warning ?
Host CO_Jorgaenson says:
*XO*: Target practice, destroy those rocks
XO_McRae says:
@*CNS*: Your choice, either return to ship or help me with the pieces.
XO_McRae says:
@*CO*: Already doing that sir.
EO-Walsch says:
::sighs and crawls back into the Jeffries tube with the replacement relay::
Host Quchant says:
ACTION: The TO is still dripping sauce and the tactical console is a real goopy mess now
CNS_Jordain says:
@*XO*: Always here to help, sir.. le’ts make some spacedust.
EO-Walsch says:
::arrives at the place she ripped the other one out from and starts fitting it in::
TO_Farris says:
::Wonders if the CJO is around::
XO_McRae says:
@::decides to have fun with it and performs a few barrel rolls in the process.::
CMO_T`Lar says:
::scans everyone on the bridge, paying attention to the FCO and OPS:: 
OPS_Korlak says:
::smiles at the CMO::
EO-Walsch says:
::finishes fitting it:: Computer: Computer, what would happen if we brought the warp core on-line now?
MO_R`Keri says:
::Appends the crewman's file and adds an appointment schedule, sending the full report to the doctor and an appointment note to Walsch.::
TO_Farris says:
CO: Captain, may I go wash myself? This sauce is causing a large mess...
CMO_T`Lar says:
::smiles at OPS and scans him:: 
FCO_Ross says:
CMO: Is there a problem, doctor?
CNS_Jordain says:
@::clears all of the micro-debris and destroys one of the pieces::
CMO_T`Lar says:
FCO: Not yet. But I'm working on it.
Host CO_Jorgaenson says:
::sits back down in her chair and relaxes with a sigh::
XO_McRae says:
@::flies right next to a piece and performs a little phaser dissection before pulling away and blasting it::
EO-Walsch says:
::frowns::
EO-Walsch says:
Computer: Computer, respond.
TO_Farris says:
CO: Captain?
Host Quchant says:
<Computer> EO: The core would perform a normal power up sequence
XO_McRae says:
@::scans the debris to see if it will cause any problems::
EO-Walsch says:
::smiles::
EO-Walsch says:
::crawls out of the Jeffries tube into Engineering::
Host CO_Jorgaenson says:
TO: TO?
CNS_Jordain says:
@::targets one of the last pieces and circles it while firing, reducing it to dust::
XO_McRae says:
@::thinks the pieces are all small enough to burn in any atmosphere::
EO-Walsch says:
*CO*: Bridge, this is engineering.  Warp drive will be on-line soon.
TO_Farris says:
CO: I just asked if I could go wash some of this sauce off since it's causing a mess back here.
CMO_T`Lar says:
::Scans the FCO some more, with a sweet smile::
Host CO_Jorgaenson says:
TO: Permission granted
OPS_Korlak says:
::Wonders why the CMO is scanning people::
EO-Walsch says:
::Walks over to the warp core console::
Host CO_Jorgaenson says:
*EO*: Excellent Mr. Walsch
XO_McRae says:
@*CNS*: That's got it.  Return to the ship.
EO-Walsch says:
::brings magnetic constrictors on-line::
OPS_Korlak says:
::but doesn’t care, because he thinks the CMO is pretty::
CNS_Jordain says:
@::notices the XO's maneuvers:: *XO* How about a nice approach back to the ship, sir.. close formation?
TO_Farris says:
CO: Thank you. ::Gets TO_Dogfood to come take over for him and enters a TL::
CMO_T`Lar says:
::blows a kiss to the OPS while the CO is not looking::
EO-Walsch says:
::aligns the dilithium chamber::
CNS_Jordain says:
@*XO*: Acknowledged.
OPS_Korlak says:
::blows a kiss back to the CMO::
EO-Walsch says:
::increases antimatter flow to full::
XO_McRae says:
@*CNS*: I think we can probably pull that off.  A little synchronized flying for the crew to enjoy?
EO-Walsch says:
::checks the core stability::
CNS_Jordain says:
@*XO*: You read my mind sir, you lead ::smiles::
EO-Walsch says:
*CO*: Bridge, warp core is on-line.
TO_Farris says:
TL: Deck 12.
CNS_Jordain says:
@::moves into close right wing pos.::
XO_McRae says:
@::pulls into formation and starts to play::
EO-Walsch says:
::goes over to another console and starts working on the fusion reactors::
Host CO_Jorgaenson says:
*All*: Everyone to the bridge please
XO_McRae says:
@::wonders if he should fly into the shuttle bay inverted::
CNS_Jordain says:
@Self: ok, where did I leave my experience..
SO_Melek says:
::stays put and waits for the rest of the crew to join::
TO_Farris says:
::Arrives on deck 12 and walks towards his quarters::
CMO_T`Lar says:
::scans the CO:: CO: Captain, you look stressed. When is your next physical?
Host CO_Jorgaenson says:
CMO: I just had one two months ago
EO-Walsch says:
::sighs and puts the fusion core into standby mode::
XO_McRae says:
@::does a few more tricks on the way in and flies into the shuttlebay, inverted and fast.  hits the breaks a flips the shuttle right side up a t the last moment, executing a perfect landing::
Host CO_Jorgaenson says:
*All*: Repeat, everyone to the bridge
CMO_T`Lar says:
CO: Not according to my files, ma'am.
OPS_Korlak says:
::turns to the CO::
TO_Farris says:
Self: This is not happening...
EO-Walsch says:
*CO*: On my way sir.
XO_McRae says:
::hears the CO's order as he lands::
XO_McRae says:
*CO*: Just got back on the ship.  I'll be right there.
EO-Walsch says:
::walks out of engineering and steps into a turbolift:: TL: Deck one bridge.
XO_McRae says:
::heads for the bridge::
Host CO_Jorgaenson says:
*TO*: You may shower, quickly please
CNS_Jordain says:
@::flies final approach at full impulse, does a loop and finishes it at zero speed inside the shuttlebay::
EO-Walsch says:
::uses the time in the turbolift to fix her hair properly::
Host CO_Jorgaenson says:
*TO*: You have until the XO and the CNS arrive here
OPS_Korlak says:
::changes his desktop wallpaper on the OPS console to a collage of female crewmembers, including the CO, CMO, CSO, and EO
CMO_T`Lar says:
::checks a PADD that just happened to be in her hand:: *XO*: Sir, do you know that tonight is your appointment for a physical?
CNS_Jordain says:
::exits shuttle and runs into the TL just behind the XO::
XO_McRae says:
:;arrives on bridge::
EO-Walsch says:
::exits onto the bridge and moves over to an unattended engineering station::
EO-Walsch says:
Computer: Computer transfer engineering control to bridge engineering station.
TO_Farris says:
*CO*:Thank you, captain. ::Runs to his quarters and takes off his uniform, and showers off quickly in the sonic shower, then exits the shower, and gets dressed as quickly as possible::
CMO_T`Lar says:
::walks over to the EO::
Host Quchant says:
<computer> EO: confirmed
EO-Walsch says:
::nods as the console lights up and changes to the view she left on console 4::
CNS_Jordain says:
::arrives on bridge and stands still::
TO_Farris says:
::Runs out of his quarters and goes as fast as he can to the TL::
Host CO_Jorgaenson says:
All: We are waiting for the TO to arrive, stand by
CMO_T`Lar says:
EO: Ensign?
TO_Farris says:
TL: Bridge.
CNS_Jordain says:
::stands at ease::
EO-Walsch says:
::turns:: CMO: Yes Doctor?
OPS_Korlak says:
::sits at leisure::
CMO_T`Lar says:
::scans everyone as they arrive::
SO_Melek says:
::notices everyone on the bridge::
TO_Farris says:
::Arrives on the bridge and relieves Dogfood::
CMO_T`Lar says:
EO: My dear, we have a date. The details have been forwarded to your terminal.
XO_McRae says:
::uses the computer to delete the scans the CMO just performed on him::
EO-Walsch says:
CMO: I'm sorry? ::checks the console::
FCO_Ross says:
::turns around in his seat to see the rest of the bridge crew::
Host CO_Jorgaenson says:
All: Everyone at attention
TO_Farris says:
::AA::
CMO_T`Lar says:
EO: You have a doctor's appointment.
CNS_Jordain says:
::straightens jacket and shine communicator and pips::
CNS_Jordain says:
:stands AA::
EO-Walsch says:
::turns back from her station and stands at attention::
XO_McRae says:
::aa::
SO_Melek says:
::stands to attention::
FCO_Ross says:
::at attn::
Host CO_Jorgaenson says:
TO: Mr. Farris, step forward please
TO_Farris says:
::Steps forward::
XO_McRae says:
::waits::
OPS_Korlak says:
::waits, too::
Host CO_Jorgaenson says:
TO: It is my pleasure and my duty to inform you of a new job.     I happen to have an opening here for CTO, would you like to take it?
CNS_Jordain says:
::blinks::
TO_Farris says:
::Smiles:: CO: Yes, captain.
CMO_T`Lar says:
::applauds::
SO_Melek says:
::smiles::
TO_Farris says:
CO: Thank you.
Host CO_Jorgaenson says:
CTO: Thank you Mr. Farris and once again, welcome to the Orion          ::smiles::
CNS_Jordain says:
::claps::
EO-Walsch says:
::applauds smiling::
CTO_Farris says:
CO: Thank you. ::Steps back to his console::
OPS_Korlak says:
::smiles, baring his teeth::
Host CO_Jorgaenson says:
EO: Mr. Walsch, please step forward
EO-Walsch says:
::eyes go wide and steps forward nervously::
EO-Walsch says:
CO: Yes sir?
CMO_T`Lar says:
::claps loudly and prematurely::
Host CO_Jorgaenson says:
EO: It is my duty and my pleasure to inform you of another opening in ships’ position.    I just happen to have a spot open for CEO, would you help us out please?
EO-Walsch says:
::eyes go even wider:: CO: I'd love to sir.
CTO_Farris says:
::Claps::
CNS_Jordain says:
::applauds::
OPS_Korlak says:
::bares teeth again::
CMO_T`Lar says:
::applauds:: EO: Way to go!
SO_Melek says:
::groans, the useless woman is now in charge of making the ship move::
CEO_Walsch says:
CMO: Thank-you Doctor.
Host CO_Jorgaenson says:
CEO: Congratulations Mr. Walsch
CMO_T`Lar says:
::scans the SO::
CNS_Jordain says:
::still clapping::
CEO_Walsch says:
CO: Thank-you sir.  ::steps back::
CMO_T`Lar says:
CEO: The appointment still stands, my dear. ::smiles::
Host CO_Jorgaenson says:
FCO: Last but not least, we do have a new crew member
Host CO_Jorgaenson says:
FCO: Welcome Mr. Ross to the Orion crew.
CEO_Walsch says:
::murmers:: CMO: I had a physical just before I came here.
FCO_Ross says:
CO: Thank you, sir.
CNS_Jordain says:
::applauds again::
CMO_T`Lar says:
CEO: It's not about physicals.
Host CO_Jorgaenson says:
XO: Mr. McRae, please step forward
CEO_Walsch says:
::applauds the FCO::
XO_McRae says:
::steps forward::
Host CO_Jorgaenson says:
CNS: Mr. Jordain please step forward
CNS_Jordain says:
::steps forward::
Host CO_Jorgaenson says:
::hands the XO the BOX (TM)::
XO_McRae says:
::looks at the BOX(TM)::
CNS_Jordain says:
::quickly looks at the XO::
CMO_T`Lar says:
::applauds::
XO_McRae says:
::opens aforementioned box::
CNS_Jordain says:
::finds himself a tad bit nervous::
Host CO_Jorgaenson says:
CNS: For your exemplary performance as this ship's CNS, which I assure everyone is a very needful post here, it is my please to promote you lieutenant junior grade
CMO_T`Lar says:
::wonders if the frog she put in the Box [TM] survived::
CTO_Farris says:
::Claps::
CEO_Walsch says:
::applauds::
Host CO_Jorgaenson says:
CNS: Full Lieutenant, I apologize Mr. Jordain, its been a long day
CNS_Jordain says:
CO: Thank you sir ::smiles::
XO_McRae says:
::notices the box has the correct rank pips and pins the new one on the CNS::
Host CO_Jorgaenson says:
::hopes the XO pins the right pip on::
Host Quchant says:
ACTION: the CNS feels pain in his neck...
CEO_Walsch says:
::wonders if the CO needs to make use of the CNS' services::
CNS_Jordain says:
self: ouch!
CMO_T`Lar says:
::jumps to the CNS' side::
CMO_T`Lar says:
::gives him three quick hypos::
Host Quchant says:
ACTION: the XO has drawn blood
XO_McRae says:
::grins, remembering how he has been stabbed by every XO who pinned him::
Host Quchant says:
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