U.S.S. Elara Stardate 10007.01 “We Interrupt This Broadcast…” 

Cast of Characters:
XO: Lt. Cmdr. Morgaine Fey
CSO: Lt. Jg.  Alexandra Gomes
TO: Ensign Peter Pazoski
CTO: Lt. Timrok 
SO: Ensign Rosenberg 
OPS: Ensign Sal Castillo
MO O’Questra: Linda
FCO: Lt. Jg. Talac Zal 
CNS: Ensign Kezia Drift
CMO: Lt. Jg. Darek
Evil Roller-Blader & Evil Skate-boarder : Lennier
Quirky, T-Rex, Judge, Papa Smurf & the Smurfettes, Cyclops’: Michael Jones

Host AGM_Selan says:
<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<Resume Mission>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

CTO_Timrok says:
::at TAC2 monitoring sensor readings::

MO_O`Questra says:
::stands up and paces the bridge::

SO_Rosenberg says:
::at science 1 running continues scans of the surface::

Host XO_Fey says:
::on the bridge, operations station on transporter alert.::

CMO_LtJG_Darek says:
@::On the Shuttle Bishop en-route to the USS Elara::

CSO_Gomes says:
::prepares herself for transport::

CNS_Drift says:
::Walks around the bridge, nervously::

SO_Rosenberg says:
::scans for any sign of the communications facility as he hears the CTO's remark::

CTO_Timrok says:
XO: if we could locate the communications systems down on the planet we might be able to prevent the Cardassians from getting help when they detect us

Host AGM_Selan says:
ACTION: Suddenly, without warning... there is a large tearing sound, almost like a sheet was being ripped, being heard by everyone... everyone's visions (including CMO) seem to suggest that the world before them is being torn apart... and then everything goes white.

TO_Peter says:
::Confused::

MO_O`Questra says:
::looses vision and grabs at the air.. nothing there and falls to the ground she can't see::

Host AGM_Selan says:
ACTION: A moment later... the Elara theme song starts blaring in everyone ears, as giant words suddenly appear before them: STAR TREK A CALL TO DUTY PROUDLY PRESENTS, USS ELARA STARDATE 10007.01 ......

Host AGM_Selan says:
ACTION: ... "WE INTERRUPT THIS BROADCAST"

CSO_Gomes says:
::sees the world go away:: Self: Another dream...no, dreams are black::

MO_O`Questra says:
self: screams!!

Host AGM_Selan says:
PHYSICAL STATUS: Everyone is hovering in the whiteness, just a few feet from each other.

MO_O`Questra says:
self: :screams:: ahhh!!

TO_Peter says:
::stands...somewhere watching what is unfolding before him::

Ops_Corillo says:
::stands shocked::

CSO_Gomes says:
::hears the music and the words trying to understand...looks around::

CNS_Drift says:
::very confused::

Host XO_Fey says:
All: Hold on and check scans!

Host AGM_Selan says:
DEVICE STATUS: Tricorders don't work.

MO_O`Questra says:
XO: what scans?! what ship?! 

CSO_Gomes says:
::checks her tricorder…  doesn't work::

TO_Peter says:
all: ok...this is new one on me ::checks phasers::

SO_Rosenberg says:
::checks the scans...::

CSO_Gomes says:
::checks her phaser and rifle::

Host AGM_Selan says:
ACTION: There hear footsteps, like fancy shoes on a marble floor, moving in their direction.

MO_O`Questra says:
::stands up and looks around:: CMO: hey! who are you!!

Ops_Corillo says:
::looks in the direction of the sound and readies his phaser rifle::

CTO_Timrok says:
::closes his eyes & tries to concentrate::

Host AGM_Selan says:
ACTION: A short, curly haired, red-head guy in a white suit, a big bow tie, and holding a cane enters with a goofy grin.

TO_Peter says:
::looks in the direction of the footsteps::

CNS_Drift says:
::Tries to see where the footsteps are from::

TO_Peter says:
all: oh you gotta be kidding me!!

CSO_Gomes says:
::looks at the guy::

CSO_Gomes says:
All: Does any one have any ideas of what’s going on.

SO_Rosenberg says:
::keeps running his scans::

Host Guy says:
Weeeeeeeellllll.... howdy there folks

MO_O`Questra says:
::looks at the Guy::

Host Guy says:
I bet you're wondering what is going on?

FCO_Talac_Zal says:
::Walks around looking for a wall.::

TO_Peter says:
::looks expectantly at the XO::

CSO_Gomes says:
Guy: Of course we are. Are you responsible for this?

CMO_LtJG_Darek says:
@Bishop FCO: ETA to the Elara?

MO_O`Questra says:
::walks over and taps the CMO on the shoulder::

Ops_Corillo says:
::stands between the Guy and the XO weapon ready::

Host Guy says:
::Shakes his head, and waves his hand::

Host Guy says:
ACTION: All weapons disappear.

Ops_Corillo says:
::shocked expression::

Host Guy says:
Well... I pretty much decided to tear you away from your normal adventure.

Ops_Corillo says:
Self: What the..?!?!

TO_Peter says:
guy: hey...that was my lucky phaser

CSO_Gomes says:
::sees as the weapons disappear from her hands::

CMO_LtJG_Darek says:
MO: Hello

MO_O`Questra says:
::turns and stares at the Guy:: CMO: are you awake yet?

CMO_LtJG_Darek says:
MO: Yes, what happened

FCO_Talac_Zal says:
::tries to hail the Elara with his comm. badge.::

SO_Rosenberg says:
::looks around....what the..??::

Host Guy says:
COMMBADGE: No answer to the FCO

MO_O`Questra says:
CMO: I have no idea.. and who are you anyway?

Host Guy says:
Just to let you know... I'm a Q... but not to get you confused with the several other Qs... you can call me Quirky

FCO_Talac_Zal says:
::Frowns at the response, or the lack there of.::

CMO_LtJG_Darek says:
MO: I am LtJG Darek, SF transferred me to the Elara from the Nighthawk

CTO_Timrok says:
::steps forward towards the Guy in the white suite:: why did you bring us here?

Host Quirky says:
::Rubs hands together:: Now, we're going to have a little fun today... ::Walks over to the XO, looks up at her::

MO_O`Questra says:
CMO: I'm Moira ... Nice to meet you

CMO_LtJG_Darek says:
MO: Nice to meet you too Moira

Ops_Corillo says:
::watches Quirky closely::

FCO_Talac_Zal says:
::Turns to hear the Q.::

Host XO_Fey says:
::watches Quirky.::

MO_O`Questra says:
::eyes widen at those words:: CMO: I think we are in BIG trouble

CSO_Gomes says:
Self: Q but not Q...Quirky???

FCO_Talac_Zal says:
self: fun??

TO_Peter says:
::mumbles:: self: I am really beginning to dislike this Q

Host Quirky says:
XO: It's time to see if you guys are ready to stand up to the challenge... you're first Ms. Fey... <G>

Host Quirky says:
ACTION: Fey vanishes in a flash of light.

CMO_LtJG_Darek says:
MO: I am out of the loop here, what is going on here, this is not logical

Host Quirky says:
ACTION: A near giant television screen appears by the others in the whiteness

CSO_Gomes says:
::sees the XO disappear::

Host Quirky says:
::Pulls a remote out of his pocket::

CNS_Drift says:
:: shocked as the XO disappears::

FCO_Talac_Zal says:
::Sees the XO vanish and tries to hail her on his COMM Badge.::

Host Quirky says:
Lessee... lessee...

TO_Peter says:
::watches the TV screen::

Host Quirky says:
COMM-BADGE: No response to FCO again

Host Quirky says:
... What's on?

CTO_Timrok says:
::jaw drops:;

Host Quirky says:
::Presses a button::

MO_O`Questra says:
self: oh no.. :walks over to the giant monitor::

CMO_LtJG_Darek says:
::Looks at the monitor::

Host Quirky says:
ACTION: Fey finds herself on a dirt road, surrounded by a lush jungle... the crew can see her on the TV screen, almost as if they're right next to her, but she cannot see any cameras, or the crew.

SO_Rosenberg says:
::shakes his head...Self: No… not a Q...::

Ops_Corillo says:
::looks at the monitor::

CSO_Gomes says:
::looks around at the whiteness trying to see something… her eyes hurt::

CTO_Timrok says:
::watches the screen in astonishment::

Host XO_Fey says:
::looks around evaluating.::

FCO_Talac_Zal says:
::Watches the XO on the screen.::

MO_O`Questra says:
::runs to the screen and places hands on the glass:: XO: fey!! Fey!!

CNS_Drift says:
::Watches the screen, wondering what Quirky is up to::

Host Quirky says:
JUNGLE: There is hooting, and squeaky, and buzzing in the background...

Ops_Corillo says:
XO: Commander Fey!

TO_Peter says:
::stands helpless and doesn’t like the feeling::

Host Quirky says:
JUNGLE: ... Then, suddenly, there is a large ROAR.

Host Quirky says:
Oh... I love this movie.

CSO_Gomes says:
::looks at the screen:: All: At least she seems safe

Host Quirky says:
JUNGLE: A giant T-Rex comes rushing out of the jungle, bellowing, rushing in Fey's direction.

CSO_Gomes says:
Quirky: Where is she?

Host Quirky says:
CSO: On TV... see? ::Points::

CTO_Timrok says:
All: have any of you had run ins with the Q before?

Host XO_Fey says:
@::Looks up and down the road. Then attempts to take cover::

CSO_Gomes says:
All: Correction, she is not safe

TO_Peter says:
self: don’t move...don’t move

CMO_LtJG_Darek says:
CTO: Negative

FCO_Talac_Zal says:
CTO:  Not me Sir.

SO_Rosenberg says:
::looks at the viewscreen...and sees the T-Rex...Self: Oh no...::

TO_Peter says:
CTO: never sir

Host Quirky says:
::While Fey is being pursued by the T-Rex on the TV, thinks to self:: Whooo next...

MO_O`Questra says:
::walks away from the screen in shock several feet::

CNS_Drift says:
CTO: Never, sir

CSO_Gomes says:
Quirky: A TV is just a projection of electrons...Lt. Commander Fey is not there

FCO_Talac_Zal says:
::Walks over to the TV and looks behind it for a plug.::

Ops_Corillo says:
::watches Quirky::

CMO_LtJG_Darek says:
::Takes a tricorder and tries to scan the XO::

Host Quirky says:
::Turns to grin at the CTO::

CTO_Timrok says:
CNS: can you sense anything from "Quirky"?

CSO_Gomes says:
::looks at the screen, hoping the XO can find a way out::

Host Quirky says:
ACTION: The CTO vanishes in a puff of light.

MO_O`Questra says:
::walks behind all the others and stays as invisible as possible:: self: gotta do something.. but what?!

Ops_Corillo says:
Quirky: This has gone far enough. What is your purpose here?

CSO_Gomes says:
Quirky: What are you doing...where are they going to? Not to the TV!

CNS_Drift says:
Quirky: why are you doing this?

CMO_LtJG_Darek says:
::Sees the CTO Vanish and RAEB::

TO_Peter says:
::Looks around for the CTO or another TV screen::

Host Quirky says:
ACTION: The CTO finds himself at the beginning of a giant ramp of some sort, which drops hundreds of feet below... and disappears into some clouds.

Host Quirky says:
ACTION: A second TV screen appears with the image of the CTO on the ramp.

Host Quirky says:
CTO CLOTHING LINE: CTO finds he is wearing......

CSO_Gomes says:
::looks at the second screen::

Host Quirky says:
CTO CLOTHING LINE: ... Roller blades.

SO_Rosenberg says:
::sees the CTO disappear...Self: Ok...now I lost it completely....::

Host XO_Fey says:
@::finds a hollow tree and hides.::

CNS_Drift says:
::Watches the screen, with the CTO::

TO_Peter says:
::cant help but chuckle at the CTO::

CTO_Timrok says:
# ::looks at his feet then at the ramp - then sits down - clinging on::

MO_O`Questra says:
::stands far enough back to see both screens well and watches in horror:

CTO_Timrok says:
# ::thinks there’s no way he is going down this ramp::

Host Quirky says:
JUNGLE: The T-Rex stops, sniffing around the general area of the tree...

CMO_LtJG_Darek says:
::Tries to figure out where the transmissions are coming from::

FCO_Talac_Zal says:
::Continues to inspect the TV monitors.::

Ops_Corillo says:
::approaches Quirky:: Quirky: Return them at once! ::tightens hands into fists::

Host Quirky says:
Oh calm down Hercules...

SO_Rosenberg says:
::looks at the CTO on the TV::

MO_O`Questra says:
OPS: Sal.. don't!

TO_Peter says:
::moves an pulls OPS back:: OPS: its not worth it

Host XO_Fey says:
@::holds very still::

Ops_Corillo says:
MO: He has taken the XO and the CTO.

CTO_Timrok says:
#::doesn’t like this::

CSO_Gomes says:
OPS: It won't help them

Host Quirky says:
RAMP: Suddenly... there is two flashes of light... and one leather clad roller-blader, holding an ax, appears behind Timrok... his intentions are obvious.

MO_O`Questra says:
OPS: and he's Q.. what are we going to do? Bore him to death?

CMO_LtJG_Darek says:
::Walks slowly over to the CSO:: CSO: Can you figure out where the transmissions are coming from?

Host Quirky says:
ACTION: A third blank television appears... OPS disappears, and finds himself in a clearing, with mountains around him... looks like... Greece?

TO_Peter says:
MO: he can do that to himself ::flashes a glare at Quirky::

Host Quirky says:
OPS CLOTHING LINE: OPS is wearing a loin-cloth of some sort... he's HERCULES!

Ops_Corillo says:
::grits his teeth and looks around::

FCO_Talac_Zal says:
::Taps on the TVs and tries to open the back of one.::

MO_O`Questra says:
OPS: Sal!

CSO_Gomes says:
CMO: Good idea… lets try to approach the screens

Evil_RollerBlader says:
::looks at the CTO at the top of the ramp grabs his ax and chases the CTO down the ramp::

CTO_Timrok says:
#:: looks back in amazement & thinks oh oh - before standing himself up & pushing himself off down the ramp:: self: aaaarrrrgggghhhhhhhh

CNS_Drift says:
::Looks nervously watching the screens,  asks again:: Quirky why are you doing this?

Host Quirky says:
ACTION: FCO is shocked pretty bad by trying to touch the television.

CMO_LtJG_Darek says:
CSO: Aye

SO_Rosenberg says:
::looks at the three TV's...::

Host Quirky says:
CNS: It's a test... calm down cutey... your turn will come.

SO_Rosenberg says:
CSO: Looks like that Q thinks he is funny...

Ops_Corillo says:
%::looks around to try to get his bearings::

CTO_Timrok says:
#::crouches to gain more speed::

Host Quirky says:
RAMP: The CTO plummets down the ramp... naked, and in roller blades.

CSO_Gomes says:
::looks at the FCO:: CMO: Maybe it's not such a good idea

Host Quirky says:
RAMP: He's having as much luck as the first time...

TO_Peter says:
Quirky: and what if we don’t participate in your "test"??

FCO_Talac_Zal says:
::falls to the ground. holding his hands.::

MO_O`Questra says:
::runs to the FCO and tries to catch Talac if he passes out::

CMO_LtJG_Darek says:
::Sees the shock the FCO got and goes to give him aid::

Host Quirky says:
TO: Well... chances are you won't be alive for the next episode, buddo.

Evil_RollerBlader says:
#::gains on the CTO, and takes a swing at the CTO with his ax::

Ops_Corillo says:
%::starts heading off in a random direction::

CMO_LtJG_Darek says:
CSO: Aye

CSO_Gomes says:
SO: Yeah...but I'm not laughing

CTO_Timrok says:
#::ducks & grabs for the ax::

Host Quirky says:
GREECE: THUMP, THUMP, THUMP

Host Quirky says:
GREECE: Suddenly, a giant Cyclops appears... approaching Hercules (OPS)

Evil_RollerBlader says:
#::pulls the ax back and swings again::

Evil_RollerBlader says:
#CTO: your gonna die boy!

Ops_Corillo says:
%::hears a loud thumping and turns toward the sound::

SO_Rosenberg says:
CSO: Me neither....we should end this quickly before people get hurt here...

CMO_LtJG_Darek says:
MO: Stabilize the FCO and take him to sickbay if needed

Host Quirky says:
RAMP: CTO is only a few feet ahead of the Ax Wielding, psychopathic Roller-blader.

CSO_Gomes says:
SO/CMO: Lets go to the screen but don't touch them

FCO_Talac_Zal says:
::looks down at his hands in shock.::

Host Quirky says:
RAMP: The ramp begins clears the clouds... to reveal miles upon hundreds of miles of twisting, turning ramp.

CNS_Drift says:
::Stands back,, not amused by Quirky, worried about the safety of her crew mates and herself::

CSO_Gomes says:
::approaches Fey's screen::

MO_O`Questra says:
CMO: what sickbay! wake up man!

TO_Peter says:
::looks at XO TV::

Evil_RollerBlader says:
#CTO: prepare to DIE.....

FCO_Talac_Zal says:
::Looks at the CMO.::  SELF:  Sickbay??

SO_Rosenberg says:
SO: Agreed....

Ops_Corillo says:
%::grits his teeth and flexes his muscles in the crab pose and growls at the Cyclops::

Host Quirky says:
JUNGLE: The T-Rex begins to sniff the area of the hollow tree where the XO is.

CTO_Timrok says:
#::reaches down at the laces of the ax wielding roller blader then undoes them::

CMO_LtJG_Darek says:
::Looks around:: MO: Your correct, this place is not logical

Host Quirky says:
GREECE: Cyclops growls back, brings his foot down a mere few feet away from Hercules.

SO_Rosenberg says:
::starts to walk towards the TV's..::

Evil_RollerBlader says:
::jumps as the CTO is undoing the laces:: #CTO: ha missed!

Host Quirky says:
GREECE: BADABOOOOM, OPS (Hercules) is flung a few feet back.

Host XO_Fey says:
@::watches the T-Rex, but does not move a muscle.::

CSO_Gomes says:
::looks at the TV...the screen, the back...trying to find its power source::

MO_O`Questra says:
::stands to face the CMO:: CMO: sir.. with all do respect.. have you lost your mind?!

Ops_Corillo says:
%::flies back but roles with the blow and is back on his feet::

Host Quirky says:
RAMP: Axe-Blader's laces come undone... and he tumbles, tripping the CTO, and they both tumble uncontrollably down the endless ramp...

Host Quirky says:
RAMP: ... OH, that's gonna burn.

Ops_Corillo says:
%::looks around for anything that can be a weapon::

Host Quirky says:
ACTION: MO and CMO vanish next.

Host Quirky says:
ACTION: Four TV appears.

FCO_Talac_Zal says:
::Watches the CMO and MO vanish.::

CTO_Timrok says:
#self: oooch!! ::tumbles::

TO_Peter says:
::watches the CTO:: self: ouch...I felt that

MO_O`Questra says:
self: yipe!

CSO_Gomes says:
Quirky: Stop this!

Ops_Corillo says:
%Cyclops: OK, One-eye, it' clobberin' time!!

Host Quirky says:
::Is hovering, and eating popcorn:: CSO: Want some, Cutey?

Evil_RollerBlader says:
#::plunges the ax into the ramp stoppin himself Gets up and starts after the CTO again::

TO_Peter says:
::looks around at the depleting crew::

FCO_Talac_Zal says:
::Rips off part of his uniform top and wraps his hands.::

MO_O`Questra says:
$::still looking angrily at the CMO::  CMO: this is your fault!!

Host Quirky says:
RAMP: The Rollerblader has one roller blade [one of them just fell off], and is pursuing the CTO who is on his feet again

CSO_Gomes says:
Quirky: Yes, I want them back...and don't call me cutey

Ops_Corillo says:
%::readies for the cyclops' next move::

CMO_LtJG_Darek says:
$MO: At ease, I have no control over that Q

Host Quirky says:
GREECE: Cyclops attempts to step on Hercules (OPS) again.

FCO_Talac_Zal says:
::Tries to stand and tries to block out the pain.::

Evil_RollerBlader says:
::sees the CTO gain distance on him..::

Host Quirky says:
ACTION: The CMO and MO find themselves as cartoons...

Ops_Corillo says:
%::Catches the cyclops foot as it comes down and tosses him aside::

TO_Peter says:
::helps the FCO up:: FCO: careful

Host Quirky says:
ACTION: ... in a forest, they see a clearing nearby.

MO_O`Questra says:
$::looks at arms:: CMO: what is going on!!

SO_Rosenberg says:
::walks to the CSO::

Host Quirky says:
GREECE: Cyclops falls back with a shriek onto the ground unconscious.

CMO_LtJG_Darek says:
$::Looks at himself and the MO:: MO: A cartoon?

Evil_RollerBlader says:
#::decides to trash the blades and go for skateboard::

CSO_Gomes says:
SO: Any luck?

CMO_LtJG_Darek says:
$MO: Not sure yet

FCO_Talac_Zal says:
TO:  Thanks.  Remind me next time not to play with anymore electronics.

Evil_RollerBlader says:
::starts gaining on the CTO again::

Host Quirky says:
RAMP: Evil _Rollerblader is now an Evil Skateboarder.

CNS_Drift says:
::Looking, apprehensive, watching the screens:: Quirky: why do you want to test them like this?

TO_Peter says:
::smiles weakly at the FCO::

MO_O`Questra says:
$::looks around and then up::

Ops_Corillo says:
%::goes to the cyclops and bashes him in the head one time for good measure::

Host Quirky says:
ACTION: CNS disappears next.

CTO_Timrok says:
#:: comes to a stop on the ramp & lies down across it - making a convenient trip hazard of himself::

TO_Peter says:
::holds head in hands::

CMO_LtJG_Darek says:
$MO: Does your tricorder pick up anything

Ops_Corillo says:
%Cyclops: Take that ya' big oaf.

CSO_Gomes says:
Quirky: Stop this! Tell us what you want

Host Quirky says:
GREECE: Cyclops is out like a light... suddenly, there is more ground shaking... and OPS sees five of Cyclops brothers with BIG BIG weapons have come to join the fun.

EvilSkateboarder says:
#::stops just as he gets to the CTO, raises his ax and slices off one of the CTO’s hands::

SO_Rosenberg says:
Quirky: what's the meaning of this..??

MO_O`Questra says:
$::face turns red and steam comes from ears:: CMO: I don't have ONE!!! ::head explodes::

FCO_Talac_Zal says:
::Walks slowly over to Quirky.::  Quirky:  That’s quite enough.  Return the crew back to the Elara at once.

Host Quirky says:
RAMP: Ax misses the CTO's hand.

CMO_LtJG_Darek says:
$MO: What do you know about cartoons?

EvilSkateboarder says:
#::Grumbles::

Ops_Corillo says:
%::turns to them and runs directly for the nearest cyclops::

Host Quirky says:
ACTION: The CMO and MO see a clearing nearby... and fill an urge to go there.

CTO_Timrok says:
#::grabs the ax wielding psycho & tries a nerve pinch on him::

TO_Peter says:
::watches the TV's::

CMO_LtJG_Darek says:
$MO: There is a clearing over there, lets head there

MO_O`Questra says:
$::feels for missing head and gets excited::

EvilSkateboarder says:
#::isn't phased by the nerve pinch::

Host Quirky says:
GREECE: One of the Cyclops' slams on the ground hard, sending Hercules (OPS) flying.

CTO_Timrok says:
#::head buts the psycho & scoots off down the ramp::

CTO_Timrok says:
#::whoosh::

MO_O`Questra says:
$::Now headless, she follows the CMO.. steal feels for missing head::

EvilSkateboarder says:
#::follows after the CTO on his skateboard::

FCO_Talac_Zal says:
::Tries to grab the remote from Quirky and throw it to the TO.::

Host Quirky says:
RAMP: The Skateboarder falls off the ramp.

Ops_Corillo says:
%::flies into the air and does somersaults as he hits the ground to soften his landing::

CMO_LtJG_Darek says:
$MO: You will be ok, this cant be real, cartoons are not logical

MO_O`Questra says:
$::finally reaches between shoulder blades and pulls head out:: POP!  self: Ah better.. CMO: what?!

Host Quirky says:
ACTION: The FCO and TO vanish as they try to grab the remote.

Ops_Corillo says:
%::gets back to his feet and sees a nearby tree::

Host Quirky says:
ACTION: A TV appears in their place.

CSO_Gomes says:
::approaches Quirky:: Quirky: This must seem very interesting to you but...how can we make you stop it?

EvilSkateboarder says:
::screams as he is falling:: Self:: ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Ops_Corillo says:
%::pulls the tree out of the ground to use as a club::

Ops_Corillo says:
%::readies himself for the next cyclops::

Host Quirky says:
ACTION: As the CMO and MO reach the clearing... they see a town... with mushroom buildings...

CMO_LtJG_Darek says:
$MO: That’s ok, is your tricorder picking up anything

EvilSkateboarder says:
::catches one of the lower ramps. gets on and waits for the CTO::

Host Quirky says:
GREECE: Two Cyclops rush at the tree-wielding Hercules (OPS).

MO_O`Questra says:
$::jaw drops in horror:: CMO: oh no.. not SMURFS!?!

Host Quirky says:
RAMP: The CTO quickly approaches the Evil Skateboarder.

CTO_Timrok says:
#:: brings himself to a stop::

CMO_LtJG_Darek says:
$::Reaches the clearing:: MO: Smurfs?

Host Quirky says:
RAMP: CTO stops.

EvilSkateboarder says:
#::sees the CTO, and goes up to greet him::

Ops_Corillo says:
%::with full might, swings the tree at the two cyclops:: Self: Your outta' here!!  A home run!!! ::imitates a crowd cheering::

Host Quirky says:
ACTION: The FCO and TO find themselves in Football uniforms [American Football]...

CSO_Gomes says:
SO: Looks like we are alone...any ideas?

SO_Rosenberg says:
::looks around and notices that everyone has disappeared except for the CSO and himself::

Host Quirky says:
GREECE: The two cyclops are hurled for miles away... there are three left, and they carry swords.

MO_O`Questra says:
$CMO: they invaded another SF ship and .. well.. it wasn't pretty..

Host Quirky says:
FOOTBALL: The TO holds the ball... and they both hear a rumbling, and soon realize that THEY are the team.

CTO_Timrok says:
#::sees the Skateboarder below approaching & sets off toward him at speed::

TO_Peter says:
&::looks at the FCO:: FCO: you just have to touch things don’t you!!

CMO_LtJG_Darek says:
$MO: Aye

SO_Rosenberg says:
CSO: None at the moment I'm afraid, I don't think anyone has successfully won of a Q..

FCO_Talac_Zal says:
&::Smiles at the SO and starts to run.::

Ops_Corillo says:
%::turns to the next 3 Cyclopes::

Host Quirky says:
SMURFS: The CMO and MO hear "LA LA LALALALA LA LALALALAAAA"

CSO_Gomes says:
Quirky: Just tell me one thing if nothing else: Why?

Ops_Corillo says:
%::readies his tree as a shield against the swords::

TO_Peter says:
&::looks at the ball and back at the FCO:: FCO: lets rock!! ::runs::

EvilSkateboarder says:
#::sees the CTO and readies his AXE::

Host Quirky says:
FOOTBALL: What seems to be an army of football players rush at the TO and FCO

CNS_Drift says:
::Looks around trying to asses the situation::

MO_O`Questra says:
$CMO: an no.. none of this is logical!!!  ::turns at the noise:: self: oh God no!

CSO_Gomes says:
SO: Well, we can be first

FCO_Talac_Zal says:
&TO:  I suggest  we get rid of the ball and try to find a way out of here.  ::Continues to run.::

Ops_Corillo says:
%::Throws the tree at the oncoming Cyclopes::

SO_Rosenberg says:
CSO: I would like that.... ::starts to think::

Host Quirky says:
ACTION: CNS finds herself in court.

Host Quirky says:
GREECE: Cyclops' cut the tree to smithereens.

CTO_Timrok says:
#:: ducks at the appropriate moment & dives between the psychos legs  -whipping off his trousers for himself as he passes::

Host Quirky says:
::Is happily enjoying all his shows::

MO_O`Questra says:
$::starts looking for a place to hide::

TO_Peter says:
&::arrives at the first player somersaults over him while throwing the ball to the FCO::

CSO_Gomes says:
SO: It's so frustrating....he just ignores my questions

Host Quirky says:
RAMP: Skateboarder is pant-less.

EvilSkateboarder says:
::looks down in disbelief..

CNS_Drift says:
::Looks around the court::

MO_O`Questra says:
Quirky!! get me out of this!! please?!

Host Quirky says:
CSO: You guys have to be prepared for the future... didn't Sarah tell you that?

Ops_Corillo says:
%::quickly steps in to a cyclops and hammer punches him in the knee::

CTO_Timrok says:
#:: puts on the pants thinking - it was getting a bit chilly::

Host Quirky says:
SMURFS: A whole group of Smurfs, led by Papa Smurf, approach the CMO and MO, singing.

FCO_Talac_Zal says:
&SELF:  ACK!  :: Catches the ball and tries to evade the oncoming team.::

CSO_Gomes says:
Quirky: Yes she did...Do you have anything to do with her and the V?

Host Quirky says:
GREECE: Cyclops goes down

EvilSkateboarder says:
::telepathically puts pants back on and goes after the CTO, determined to kill him::

SO_Rosenberg says:
Quirky: How can anyone prepare for this madness..??

Host Quirky says:
GREECE: BIG BOOM

MO_O`Questra says:
$::turns pale.. notices the CMO has vanished:: self: on bugger

Ops_Corillo says:
%::grabs the fallen cyclops' sword in both hands::

Host Quirky says:
ALLY MCBEAL: CNS finds that she is a lawyer, and has to defend some idiot in court

TO_Peter says:
&::has made his way past the team:: FCO: Long ball down the line ::points::

Ops_Corillo says:
%::turns to face the remaining 2 Cyclopes::

Host Quirky says:
SO: Well... you guys have dealt with the Borg, I figured you could handle this.

Host Quirky says:
FOOTBALL: FCO is tackled... the TO is on his own.

CSO_Gomes says:
::points at the screens:: Quirky: But what does this have to do with real enemies?

SO_Rosenberg says:
::nods in agreement with the CSO::

Host Quirky says:
FOOTBALL: The touchdown zone is just about 20 yards away...

EvilSkateboarder says:
::sees the CTO and readies his ax but then realizes he also has a katana blade, and pulls that out as well::

CMO_LtJG_Darek says:
$::Would like to have a chat with the Q::

Ops_Corillo says:
%::swings the sword at one of the Cyclopes::

TO_Peter says:
&::turns and runs straight at the fallen FCO::

MO_O`Questra says:
$::hides behind a water barrel.. sees the CMO again:: CMO: sir!!  ::whispers::

FCO_Talac_Zal says:
::Is tackled.::

Host Quirky says:
FOOTBALL: TO is tackled... both he and FCO lose the game, and vanish from the game screen... appearing in a little tube in Quirky's pocket.

CMO_LtJG_Darek says:
$::Heads to the MO::

CSO_Gomes says:
SO: Those images the V showed you. Did they have anything to do with this?

EvilSkateboarder says:
::goes back after the CTO:: THIS time determined to catch him::

CTO_Timrok says:
#:: sees the Skateboarder pursuing again & thinks - this cant continue!::

FCO_Talac_Zal says:
&::Looks over to the TO::  TO:  Well that was fun.

TO_Peter says:
::taps on the tube then looks at the FCO:: I am REALLY beginning to hate this Q!!

CMO_LtJG_Darek says:
$MO: Do you think this could be a hologram?

CSO_Gomes says:
Quirky: What happened to the TO and FCO?

Host Quirky says:
JUNGLE: The T-Rex rams the XO's tree finally, hurling her from it, and onto the ground.

CTO_Timrok says:
#:: jumps off of the ramp::

SO_Rosenberg says:
CSO: Nope...I don't recognize them...maybe later on...

CSO_Gomes says:
::looks at the screen where they were::

EvilSkateboarder says:
::Catches sight of the CTO:: #CTO: YOUR MINE!

CNS_Drift says:
::Looks at the person who she is to defend, wonders what he has done::

Host Quirky says:
CSO: Well... they were only 20 yards from touchdown... they could've run... but noooooooo

Ops_Corillo says:
%::charges the nearest cyclops and swings the sword at him:: Self: Kahiliiiiiiii!!!!!

EvilSkateboarder says:
#::sees the CTO jump and laughs:: good riddance::

MO_O`Questra says:
$CMO: do you want to find out?!

FCO_Talac_Zal says:
TO:  I agree.  I'm not very amused at all.

Host Quirky says:
RAMP: The CTO plummets to nowhere... and then vanishes, reappearing in the tube with the FCO and TO.

CSO_Gomes says:
Quirky: It's just a game...and they didn't feel like playing

Host Quirky says:
RAMP: ... with his clothes this time.

Host XO_Fey says:
@::Screams!::

Host Quirky says:
CSO: It's going to cost them.

CMO_LtJG_Darek says:
$MO: Lets see, When I was on the Nighthawk, we got trapped in a holodeck as cartoons.

TO_Peter says:
CTO: nice of you to join us sir ::grins::

Host Quirky says:
JUNGLE: The T-Rex moves in for the kill...

CSO_Gomes says:
Quirky: What are you going to do?

CTO_Timrok says:
::where am i?::

FCO_Talac_Zal says:
::Watches the CTO appear.::  CTO:  Welcome to the tube.

MO_O`Questra says:
$::stares at the CMO:: CMO: do tell

EvilSkateboarder says:
#::grumbles that he didn't get to kill  the CTO::

Host Quirky says:
SMURFS: Papa Smurf and the other Smurfs gather around the CMO and MO, singing.

CTO_Timrok says:
FCO: tube?

Host XO_Fey says:
::Stands with her hands on her hips. T-Rex: So, eat me and get it over with, will you.

MO_O`Questra says:
$::eyes get wider:: CMO: we are gonna die!

TO_Peter says:
CTO: look up ::points::

Host Quirky says:
JUNGLE: T-Rex pauses, pulls out a napkin, and puts it around his neck, getting out his silver-ware, saying: "Well, you don't have to be a snob about it..."

FCO_Talac_Zal says:
CTO:   Yes I believe we are in a glass tube inside Quirky’s pocket.

CMO_LtJG_Darek says:
$MO: Relax for a moment, we are not going to die, cartoons cant die

CTO_Timrok says:
::shakes his head & groans::

CSO_Gomes says:
Quirky: Answer me: What have you done to our officers?...3 of them disappeared now

Host Quirky says:
CSO: They're paying the price of failure.

CMO_LtJG_Darek says:
$MO: By chance do you have a writing device

CTO_Timrok says:
All: well if its glass maybe we can break it

Host XO_Fey says:
T-Rex: But you don't even have any candles. I am an XO, you know.

CSO_Gomes says:
Quirky: And what price is that?

EvilSkateboarder says:
::goes back up to the top of the ramp and waits for his next victim::

CTO_Timrok says:
::kicks the tube with the wheels of his roller blades::

TO_Peter says:
all: hey...maybe we can form a human chain an climb out the top??

FCO_Talac_Zal says:
CTO:  Well with our small size and the tensile strength of glass, it's not going to be very easy.

MO_O`Questra says:
$::fishes around in pockets:: CMO: I don't know.. let me check.. oh.. I have a pencil from the 20 century ::hold it out::

Host Quirky says:
JUNGLE: The T-Rex gets out some candles: "There, happy?"

SO_Rosenberg says:
::follows the discussion between the CSO and quirky with interest::

Host Quirky says:
SMURFS: The Smurfs look in horror at the pencil: "Noooooooooooooo"

FCO_Talac_Zal says:
CTO/TO:  But if we could tip it over we might be able to crawl out.

Ops_Corillo says:
%::leaps into the air, swinging his sword at the cyclops::

CMO_LtJG_Darek says:
$MO: Let me see it please ::Takes the Pencil and draws a door::

Host Quirky says:
GREECE: One Cyclops is left...

MO_O`Questra says:
$self: this is nuts!

CSO_Gomes says:
::looks at the SO and shakes her head:: SO: I'm getting tired of this

Host XO_Fey says:
::looks at the T-Rex:: Silver dish? Do you not plan to cook me with spices?

CMO_LtJG_Darek says:
$MO: Your right, this is not logical

Ops_Corillo says:
%::lands on the ground breathing heavy from the strain of the sword::

CSO_Gomes says:
Quirky: Once again...where are our officers?

Host Quirky says:
JUNGLE: T-Rex : "Only the best... Morgaine, only the best"

SO_Rosenberg says:
::looks at the CSO with the same expression::  CSO: Me too, this isn't going anywhere....

MO_O`Questra says:
$::face turns red again:: self: argh!

FCO_Talac_Zal says:
TO:  We could try.

Host Quirky says:
CSO: Hey, do you want to join in on the fun?

TO_Peter says:
Quirky: ::shouts:: scuse me...can I watch the rest of the crew please...I wanna know if they are all right

Ops_Corillo says:
%::turns to face the remaining cyclops:: Cyclops: All right ya' big dummy. Lessee what yer' made of, shall we?

CMO_LtJG_Darek says:
$::Continues to draw a door with the pencil::

FCO_Talac_Zal says:
CTO/TO:  At this point I'm just ready to get out of here.

Host Quirky says:
ACTION: No one can hear the TO

SO_Rosenberg says:
::whispers:: CSO: I would say no...

Host XO_Fey says:
@T-Rex In that case, I'll stay to be certain you do this correctly. Otherwise I was leaving.

CSO_Gomes says:
Quirky: No I don't because there is no fun in this

FCO_Talac_Zal says:
TO:  Nice try!

Host Quirky says:
CSO: Really?

Ops_Corillo says:
%::holds the sword high ready to strike as the cyclops approaches::

TO_Peter says:
CTO: sir...when we get out of this, remind me to find a way to hurt a Q ::grins darkly::

CSO_Gomes says:
Quirky: Will that bring them back?

FCO_Talac_Zal says:
::Tries to rock the tube over.::

Host Quirky says:
GREECE: The last Cyclops falls... and OPS disappears in a flash, reappearing in his normal garments with the CSO and So

CNS_Drift says:
::Paces the court room, looking at the Jury:: This Gentleman ::Points to the man:: Has been accused of stealing an Ice cream.

CSO_Gomes says:
OPS: Great to see you again

Host Quirky says:
COURT: The jury nods, staring at the guy who is trying to make puppy dog eyes.

Ops_Corillo says:
::swings his arms at nothing:: self: Yaaaaa!!

Host Quirky says:
CSO: Well... if you want fun...

CSO_Gomes says:
Quirky: See, now we are getting somewhere...now...just bring the others

SO_Rosenberg says:
OPS: Ditto here...

MO_O`Questra says:
$::turns to a Smurf:: Smurf: pardon me.. but how do we get out of HERE!! ::head explodes again in a puff of black smoke::

Host Quirky says:
ACTION: The CSO vanishes, however, no TV appears.

Ops_Corillo says:
::stops and looks around:: self: What the...??

CMO_LtJG_Darek says:
$::Opens the cartoon door:: MO: Lets see what is behind door number one

CTO_Timrok says:
::looks at the hands of the FCO & TO - any rings?

Host Quirky says:
SMURF: The CMO and MO are able to exit through the cartoon door, and reappear with the OPS, and SO.

Ops_Corillo says:
CSO/SO: Are you ok?

SO_Rosenberg says:
::sees the CSO disappear:: Quirky: What have you done with her???

FCO_Talac_Zal says:
CTO:  Nope I'm not into costume jewelry.

Host Quirky says:
JUNGLE: T-Rex gets out a plate: "Now, Morgaine, could you kindly get on here?

Ops_Corillo says:
::sees the CSO vanish:: self: oh no.

MO_O`Questra says:
::appears back to normal.. with a head:: OPS: Sal.. you all right! ::runs up and hugs him::

CMO_LtJG_Darek says:
::Looks around and sees the others::

CTO_Timrok says:
TO: do you were any rings or jewelry

CMO_LtJG_Darek says:
OPS: Where are we now

SO_Rosenberg says:
OPS: This isn't good....

Ops_Corillo says:
::returns her hug:: MO: Are you OK?

FCO_Talac_Zal says:
::Continues to rock the glass tube.::

Host XO_Fey says:
@::looks way up, just a tiny mote by this creature.:: T-Rex: And if I don't volunteer?

Ops_Corillo says:
CMO: I am not sure.

Host Quirky says:
JUNGLE: T-Rex : "Well, madam, one way or another... you're getting eaten

TO__Peter says:
::looks at the CTO:: CTO: Afraid not

MO_O`Questra says:
OPS: no worse for wear.. ::grins:; Nice outfit by the way.. now what’s happened?

Host Quirky says:
COURT: Wait for the rest of the CNS' case

CMO_LtJG_Darek says:
::Reaches up and taps his commbadge:: Elara: Come in

Host Quirky says:
COMM-BADGE: No response to CMO

CTO_Timrok says:
:: suddenly wishes he had gotten married::

Ops_Corillo says:
ALL: Is Commander Fey all right?

SO_Rosenberg says:
OPS: I'm afraid not....

Host Quirky says:
JUNGLE: T-Rex: "Oh... why must you mammals be so stubborn..." Gobbles up the XO

Host Quirky says:
ACTION: XO appears in the tube with the others.

SO_Rosenberg says:
OPS: She's still with the T-Rex the last time I checked..

Ops_Corillo says:
::looks to the monitor and looks confused::

TO_Peter says:
::mumbles:: self: stupid Q...how were we meant to win that...2 against....lots ::makes a gesture up at Quirky::

CNS_Drift says:
::Looks at the Judge:: Judge: The Defendant, is very not likely to steal an Ice cream your honour. What could my client do with an Ice cream. The ice cream in question was fresh and homemade. My client is a vegetarian.

TO_Peter says:
XO: hi ma'am

FCO_Talac_Zal says:
::Watches as the XO appears.::  XO:  Welcome to the tube.

Host Quirky says:
COURT: Judge: HE is?!? Well then... court dismissed!!! ::Slams gavel::

CTO_Timrok says:
::sees the XO & grabs her hands thinking -surely must be a ring on here::

Host XO_Fey says:
::blinks and looks around:: All: Hello?

Host Quirky says:
ACTION: The CNS, now back to her normal self, reappears with the others.

CMO_LtJG_Darek says:
::Walks up the CNS:: CNS: Are you ok

Host Quirky says:
::Finishes his popcorn, and lands on the ground as all the TVs vanish:: WELLLL, that was fun.

SO_Rosenberg says:
CNS: Welcome back Counselor...

TO_Peter says:
XO: guess you lost too??

CNS_Drift says:
:: breaths a sigh of relief, looks confused::

CNS_Drift says:
SO: Thank you

CNS_Drift says:
CMO: yes thank you

MO_O`Questra says:
CNS: drift.. are you ok?

Host XO_Fey says:
TO: Lost what, though?

CTO_Timrok says:
::looks around at the others & sighs::

Host Quirky says:
::Pulls out tube from his pocket, allowing the others to see the miniature crew trapped inside::

FCO_Talac_Zal says:
XO/CTO/TO:  We Should have enough people to form a chain like the TO suggested.  We may be able to reach the top.

Host Quirky says:
ALL: Here're your  buddies. :-D

TO_Peter says:
XO: you test...or whatever it was

Ops_Corillo says:
Quirky: What do you plan on doing with them?

MO_O`Questra says:
::stares at the small tube::

CTO_Timrok says:
::looks out of the tube::

FCO_Talac_Zal says:
::gets shaken around from the tube movement.::

Host Quirky says:
OPS: Shake 'em up? ::Shakes the tube::

Host Quirky says:
ACTION: Those in tube do the "shake, rattle & roll"

CTO_Timrok says:
::bumps into everybody::

TO_Peter says:
::bounces around::

Ops_Corillo says:
Quirky: Nooooo!! ::grabs Quirky's hand to stop him::

SO_Rosenberg says:
::sees the tubes and frowns::

CMO_LtJG_Darek says:
::Falls to the ground::

FCO_Talac_Zal says:
::gets bounced around adding yet more injuries.::

Host Quirky says:
::Chuckles, and dodges the OPS' grasp::

Host Quirky says:
::Then drops the tube:: OOPS

MO_O`Questra says:
::whispers:: CNS: you might want to see the New Doctor when this is over.. If we live that is..

Host XO_Fey says:
TO: What happened? All went white, then I was ...not on the ship. ::falls::

Host Quirky says:
ACTION: The tube hits the ground, and shatters...

Ops_Corillo says:
::stares down at the tube in horror::

Host Quirky says:
ACTION: ... and then all the crew inside the tube grow up to normal size, and are with the others.

MO_O`Questra says:
::holds breath::

CTO_Timrok says:
::goes flying from the tube::

CMO_LtJG_Darek says:
::Hears the MO:: ~~~~MO: For what ~~~~

CMO_LtJG_Darek says:
::Goes flying::

CTO_Timrok says:
All: wow what a rush

SO_Rosenberg says:
::sees the others reappear to their normal size, except for the CSO::

FCO_Talac_Zal says:
::Looks around and then falls to the ground.::

TO_Peter says:
::lies in the floor:: all: that hurt ::groans::

Host Quirky says:
::Spins his cane around his hand:: ALL: Well, wasn't that fun?

Host XO_Fey says:
::sits still looking again.::

MO_O`Questra says:
~~~CMO: I think he's stressed.. need your .. expertise ~~~

SO_Rosenberg says:
TO/CTO/XO: Welcome back

CTO_Timrok says:
SO: thanks

CNS_Drift says:
:: Looks at every one, relieved to see them back::

MO_O`Questra says:
Quirky.. where’s Gomes?!

TO_Peter says:
::waves hand vaguely at the SO::

CTO_Timrok says:
SO: where’s the CSO?

Ops_Corillo says:
::does a quick head count:: All: the CSO is missing.

SO_Rosenberg says:
TO/CTO/XO: You three ok..?

Host XO_Fey says:
SO: Thank you, I think. Report please.

Host Quirky says:
MO; Go-Mes? Nah, never been there before... so I don't know where it is.

FCO_Talac_Zal says:
::Holds his head and ribs.::

MO_O`Questra says:
Quirky.. our lovely science lady.. you know..

TO_Peter says:
::stands up::

CMO_LtJG_Darek says:
~~~~MO: I don’t get stressed, stress is not logical

SO_Rosenberg says:
CTO: She has vanished.... XO: The CSO has vanished...except for that everyone seems to be fine...

CMO_LtJG_Darek says:
::Walks up to the FCO:: FCO: Are you ok

Host Quirky says:
MO: Naah... never heard of her. So, please tell me all of you... did you have fun?

MO_O`Questra says:
::eyes widen at the CMO and slaps head:: self: d’oh!

FCO_Talac_Zal says:
CMO:  I will be.

FCO_Talac_Zal says:
::Tries to stand.::

Ops_Corillo says:
Quirky: Actually, it was rather exhilarating.

Host Quirky says:
Well, glad you had a great time... I'm sorry to say though...

TO_Peter says:
::looses it:: Quirky: man...have I met some sad people in my lifetime...but you...you top the lot

Host XO_Fey says:
Q: Where is my CSO?

Host Quirky says:
... In the coming Cataclysm, none of you will survive... you're just not ready to survive.

CMO_LtJG_Darek says:
FCO: I will look at you when we get back to the ship

MO_O`Questra says:
::looks at Quirky and then at the CMO::

Host Quirky says:
Sooo... in the time until that cataclysm... have fun, settle down, make lots of babies... and adios!

MO_O`Questra says:
self: oh well.. that’s just peachy!

TO_Peter says:
Quirky: we'll let fate decide that...wont we

CTO_Timrok says:
Quirky : you figured that out with these ridiculous games u were playing?

FCO_Talac_Zal says:
::half heartedly  smiles at the CMO.::  CMO:  Great I look forward to it.

MO_O`Questra says:
self: make babies?! WHAT!!

CMO_LtJG_Darek says:
FCO: Aye

SO_Rosenberg says:
::shakes his head...Self: And I thought Q's where supposed to be smart..::

Host Quirky says:
ACTION: And we resume where we left off... the crew is on the Elara, preparing for the AT to beam down, sans the CSO... none of them remember what happened with the Q, they don't know it happened... the CMO is en route with the shuttlecraft...

Host Lt_Cmdr_Reiley says:
TR-Guy: Beam us down.

MO_O`Questra says:
::paces the bridge::

TO_Peter says:
::stands holding phaser:: all: ok...lets do it

Host Lt_Cmdr_Reiley says:
<TR-Guy> ::Beams the AT down::

FCO_Talac_Zal says:
::checking over the navigational sensors.::

CTO_Timrok says:
::turns to the SO:: SO: can you pinpoint the communications facility?

CMO_LtJG_Darek says:
@Bishop FCO: ETA to the Elara

SO_Rosenberg says:
::continues his scans of the surface::

Host Lt_Cmdr_Reiley says:
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