Host Tim says:
The U.S.S. Dublin having completed its resupply and vessel refit is on a "shakedown" run and is investigating a reported anomaly between Ankaa and listening post VII seven light years from Avalon station.

Host Tim says:
Ships passing near the anomaly have reported comm and sensor problems.

Host Tim says:
The Dublin is approaching the anomaly which appears to be Kelly green and drifting toward the Romulan Empire.

Host Tim says:
<<<Begin Mission: " 'Tis only a cloud Captain">>>

CEO_Lt_Cmdr_Delgado says:
::on the bridge at engineering station, running different systems  at max to test them:: ALL: Ok it is time to check sensors and main deflector dish.

CTO_Lt_Wolf says:
::sitting in his office going over tactical and security reports::

CTO_Lt_Wolf says:
::slides to reports into a pile and heads off to the bridge::

CEO_Lt_Cmdr_Delgado says:
*CTO*: Are all weapons all right Lieutenant or do they need more work?

CNS_Lt_Jakiel says:
All:  Hmmm, rather singular in color.  CSO: I wonder if it has a lot of the same elements in this nebula to do that?

CSO_LtJG_Daniels says:
::At her science console on the bridge running scans and testing the new deflector array, and checking the calibrations changes that were made.::  CEO:  I've made a few modifications and I am running scans now.

CTO_Lt_Wolf says:
*CEO*: Aye Chief, everything has been calibrated.

CNS_Lt_Jakiel says:
::walks over to Tayla at her science station, very interested::

Host Tim says:
ACTION: THE GREEN CLOUD STOPS IT’S DRIFT AND APPEARS TO BE APPROACHING THE DUBLIN

CSO_LtJG_Daniels says:
CNS:  That cloud appears to be drifting toward us.

CEO_Lt_Cmdr_Delgado says:
CSO: Perfect, I have a team working on the main deflector dish as we speak, if you find a problem please forward me the data.

Host CO_Cmdr_Kizlev says:
::emerges from the turbolift, adjusting the cuffs of his uniform sleeves, then looks up at the view screen:: ALL: What do we have here? ::walks over to check the tactical console readings::

CTO_Lt_Wolf says:
::enters turbolift:: TL: Bridge.

CSO_LtJG_Daniels says:
CO:  We have a green cloud that appears to be drifting toward the Dublin, Sir.

CNS_Lt_Jakiel says:
::looks back at the view screen::  CSO/CO:  Now that is not right.  CSO:  Yes, I just saw it.  ::'concentrates' on the strange cloud and her eyes register surprise::  CO: Sir!  There is a presence I am sensing from this.

CTO_Lt_Wolf says:
::exits the turbolift onto the bridge and walks to main tactical::

Host Tim says:
ACTION: A BOLT OF "LIGHTENING" STREAKS TOWARD THE DUBLIN

CSO_LtJG_Daniels says:
::Listens to the CNS, but keeps her focus on the scans that are coming in.::

Host CO_Cmdr_Kizlev says:
CSO: Composition? CNS: A life form of a sort?

CNS_Lt_Jakiel says:
::walks nearer the view screen attempting unconsciously to get 'nearer' to it::

CSO_LtJG_Daniels says:
Out loud:  Incoming energy charge headed our way.

CTO_Lt_Wolf says:
::raises shields::

Host CO_Cmdr_Kizlev says:
::his eyes widen as the lance of energy bolts at the ship before he could utter a word::

CNS_Lt_Jakiel says:
::flinches as the lightning comes toward them, tries harder to 'see' what emotions this 'thing' has::

Host Tim says:
ACTION: WHILE THE "LIGHTENING" MISSED THE SHIP THE CLOUD IS ABOUT TO ENGULF THE DUBLIN

CSO_LtJG_Daniels says:
CEO:  I am detecting matter inside the cloud, but I can't get a clear picture of what it is.  I'm trying to recalibrate the image detectors to get a clearer picture.

CEO_Lt_Cmdr_Delgado says:
::activates the reserve fusion reactors to boost power to the shields:: Self: Thanks Saint Patrick for the new capacitors.

CNS_Lt_Jakiel says:
~~~Presence:  We are only curious about you.~~~  ::sends feelings of friendliness towards the cloud as it moves closer::

Host CO_Cmdr_Kizlev says:
Helm: Back us off, and bring us about to withdraw at full impulse.

CTO_Lt_Wolf says:
::begins a detailed tactical scan of the cloud::

CEO_Lt_Cmdr_Delgado says:
CSO: Try to boost the gamma radiation band.

CEO_Lt_Cmdr_Delgado says:
<Duty_FCO>::does as commanded::

CNS_Lt_Jakiel says:
CO:  If it meant us harm surely it would not have missed at such a close range with whatever that energy streak was.

CTO_Lt_Wolf says:
CO: Shields holding Commander.

CTO_Lt_Wolf says:
::puts weapons into standby::

CSO_LtJG_Daniels says:
CEO:  Aye, I'm trying to mix reference light levels with scene based energy for calibration of the array.

Host Tim says:
ACTION: A GREEN HAZE PERMEATES THE SHIP

Sean says:
::materializes himself and pops out his bowler hat with his fist, pops it onto his heads, and puffs his pipe::  Self:  Well, well, well, where be we now?  ::grins::

Host CO_Cmdr_Kizlev says:
::wonders why this reminds him of an old James Kirk story he had to read at the Academy:: CNS: Maybe it's just hungry.

CTO_Lt_Wolf says:
CO: External comms just went down.

CNS_Lt_Jakiel says:
::grabs a tricorder to see what this mist is composed of and tries not swish away the composition around her::

CEO_Lt_Cmdr_Delgado says:
CSO: Anything on LCARS about a green gaseous entity that shoots energy bolts. ::tries to remain serious while saying that::

Host CO_Cmdr_Kizlev says:
::looks around, noticing the haze surrounding the ship:: CTO: The shields are still up, no?

CNS_Lt_Jakiel says:
::walks over to this Sean and tries to scan him::  Sean:  We be on the Dublin, Sir.  Who are you?

CTO_Lt_Wolf says:
CO: Shields are still up Commander.

Sean says:
::walks down the deck he finds himself on::  Self:  Heeheehee!  Where be this fine mess of bolts?  

Megan says:
:: finds herself standing next to Sean, her skirt rather disheveled :: Sean: Well, another fine mess you've gotten us into I see.

CSO_LtJG_Daniels says:
CEO:  Not that I am showing.  ::Notices the CNS conversing with a being that in all odds shouldn't be there to begin with.::

Sean says:
CNS:  Why who are you, Lass?  And more's the point, where does me finds an ale?  Heee!

Host CO_Cmdr_Kizlev says:
::is almost startled by the appearance of a new...somebody, or something on the bridge:: Sean: Ale? Sorry, this ship is fresh out, Mister...?

CNS_Lt_Jakiel says:
::turns to Kizlev::  CO:  Captain, the minds, plural, I am sensing immaturity, like children.

Sean says:
Megan:  Well, yer the lass as I recall that wanted me to pulls us over and asks fer directions!  Heeee!

CTO_Lt_Wolf says:
*Security*: Security teams to the bridge intruder alert

Sean says:
CO:  Now there be the operative question.  Has ye ever heard of the story of Rumplestilskin?

Host Tim says:
ACTION: THE SMELL OF BURNT PEAT SURROUND THE ALIENS

CNS_Lt_Jakiel says:
Sean:  I am the counselor.  An advisor.  About beings like you.  ::touches the alien on his shoulder to make sure he is real::

CTO_Lt_Wolf says:
::draws phaser and turns to face the figures::

CEO_Lt_Cmdr_Delgado says:
Self: Ale, best Ale in Star Fleet by all means.

CSO_LtJG_Daniels says:
::Pulls out a tricorder and starts to scan the individuals on the bridge, looking for any matches that may be recorded in the library.::

Megan says:
:: eyes the bridge crew and zooms in on the CEO: Sean: He be a likely lad. :: smiles broadly ::

Sean says:
::wills the phaser into a handful of clover::

CNS_Lt_Jakiel says:
Self:  Green...pipe...  Sean: Would you be like a leprechaun of Earth?

Host CO_Cmdr_Kizlev says:
::his antennae point at Sean with confusion:: Sean: No, but a few more syllables, and the name would be appropriately Andorian. So...you are he? ::looks around at his other officers::

Host Tim says:
ACTION: ALL SHIP SENSORS GO BLANK

Sean says:
CO:  No, no, different fellah.  

CEO_Lt_Cmdr_Delgado says:
::smiles back at the lady and makes the gesture of taking his hat off to her:: Megan: Failte ma'am.

CSO_LtJG_Daniels says:
Out loud:  Whoa!  What just happened to my sensors.  
CEO:  Gael, I have no sensors.  Everything just went blank.  ::Taps on the console a little.::  
Out loud:  Come on, baby!  What's wrong with you?

Megan says:
:: saunters across the bridge her skirts swaying as if a breeze were blowing them ::

CTO_Lt_Wolf says:
::looks at the clover in his hand::

Sean says:
CNS:  I be Sean, Sean, the leprechaun!  Let's see this lass with no clothes on!  Heeheehee!

CNS_Lt_Jakiel says:
Megan:  And you, lady, whom are you?

Megan says:
CNS: I be Megan of course. Can't you see that woman?

CEO_Lt_Cmdr_Delgado says:
::turns toward the CSO:: CSO: Running a diagnostics now, but it must be the fairies I presume.

Sean says:
CO:  If ye don't mind me askin's my fine sir, ye look a little unwell.  Have ye had a bad mug of barley?

CTO_Lt_Wolf says:
::rubs the amulet of Mojlinor at his throat::

CNS_Lt_Jakiel says:
::smirks and puts a hand on her hip as she looks at Sean:: Sean: Antics like that do not bother a Betazoid.  So you came to play?

CSO_LtJG_Daniels says:
CEO:  Or the mist that carried in with them.

CSO_LtJG_Daniels says:
::Wonders if she's going to see a rainbow.::

CSO_LtJG_Daniels says:
::Or a pot of Latinum.::

Host CO_Cmdr_Kizlev says:
::his purple eyes follow Megan:: Sean: I come from a world of ice and snow. I'm not short on breath as some people like to joke. And you?

CEO_Lt_Cmdr_Delgado says:
CO: These people come from the myths of my land. If you want I may talk to them with the counselor sir.

Sean says:
CNS:  Why else would I come?  Hehhe!  Oh yes, I fergot...to ask directions!  I think I made a wrong turn at Cork.  

CTO_Lt_Wolf says:
Self: Wendol.

Megan says:
:: glances back at the Captain :: CNS: He be the lord here?

CNS_Lt_Jakiel says:
CO:  Captain, they seem to want entertainment.  Shall I show them the lounge?

CNS_Lt_Jakiel says:
Megan:  Yes, he be's...is the lord...the captain person.

Sean says:
Megan:  Or was that wrong turn at Belfast?

Sean says:
ALL:  Now...tell me ye have a Pub around here!

CNS_Lt_Jakiel says:
Sean/Megan:  You know of Earth's cities.  You have visited then?  Or are you reading the humans minds?

Megan says:
CNS: I see he's come to some accident. Perhaps the ale in the Pub was a bit off?

CEO_Lt_Cmdr_Delgado says:
CSO: All seems fine. It must be these two fairies creating the problem mo chroi.

Sean says:
ALL:  A few miles with this one… ::points at Megan:: would drive any man to drink, Aye!

CSO_LtJG_Daniels says:
::Nods to Gael.::  CEO:  Would seem so.  Maybe if we get them some brew, maybe they'll leave.

Host CO_Cmdr_Kizlev says:
::knits his eyebrow at Rhianna for referring to him as the lord of the ship, not liking people to think of him that way:: CNS: We're friendly people here. Show them around with Mr. Wolf present at all times. In fact, I will come too.

CNS_Lt_Jakiel says:
Sean/Megan:  Pardon us, but we are at work and usually do not imbibe while so.

Megan says:
:: glares at Sean and sticks her tongue out at him :: Sean: Ye be careful of your words brother.

CTO_Lt_Wolf says:
::raises an eyebrow but nods at the CO::

Host Yeoman_Shmuck says:
*CO*: Captain sir... I'm in the lounge and there are a bunch of "little people" in odd attire here.

CSO_LtJG_Daniels says:
CO:  My Lord… ::winking at the Captain::, if I may, this is a perfect opportunity for a scientist to learn something new.  May I go along?

Sean says:
CNS:  Wouldn't you like to know.  ::grins::  Oh, I see, you like to look in peoples headses.  ::envisions a hilarious sight and plants it in the head of the CNS::  

CTO_Lt_Wolf says:
CNS: This is most curious.

CEO_Lt_Cmdr_Delgado says:
CSO: Well we have the best Guinness we can replicate. Plus we can always have a live band play some music if we need them to be happy.

CNS_Lt_Jakiel says:
::nods at Kizlev::  Megan/Sean:  Would you like to come with me to our lounge?  It is similar to a Terran pub, but not as quaint.

Host CO_Cmdr_Kizlev says:
*Schmuck*: Play along, yeoman. Tell everyone to be calm and pay attention to them at all times.

Sean says:
Megan:  Spoil sport.  Ye kin never take a dandy jest.  Let's go find that Pub.  I bet they have some ready vittles too.  ::vanishes in a green cloud::

Megan says:
:: moves closer to the CEO and gives him a wink :: CEO: Later darlin’. I got some business to take of, but I won't be forgettin’ you.

Host Yeoman_Shmuck says:
*CO*: Play along sir? That's all they're doing is playing and dancing.

CTO_Lt_Wolf says:
Sean: Maybe I could interest you in some bloodwine. ::gives a wicked grin::

Host CO_Cmdr_Kizlev says:
CSO: Yes, have someone fill in for you and prepare to take some notes.

CNS_Lt_Jakiel says:
::smiles and shakes her head:: Sean:  You are very funny.  ::walks over to the turbolift::  Megan/Sean:  Come with me.  It seems the rest of your playful friends are already at our pub.

CEO_Lt_Cmdr_Delgado says:
Megan: Oh ma'am enjoy the pub, and ask for the stew if you are hungry, best one around, recipe courtesy of Fionnula O' Sullivan.

CSO_LtJG_Daniels says:
::Nods to the Captain, and calls for a relief.::  CEO:  I'll see you later.  This is too interesting.  ::Smiles at him, and then walks over to the CNS.::

Megan says:
:: vanishes in a green puff of smoke  as she waves to Delgado ::

Sean says:
::materializes in a different section of the ship::  Self:  And what be this large vertical blinking light?

Host CO_Cmdr_Kizlev says:
::sees them 'poof' away:: ALL: Did we just encounter some offshoot of Q entities?

CEO_Lt_Cmdr_Delgado says:
CO: No sir those are fairies, or a good imitation of them.

Host Yeoman_Shmuck says:
::Mutters:: Self: And just who do they think has to clean this mess up? Me of course! ::shakes head and scoots a "little one" out from behind the bar.

Megan says:
:: appears in a large room filled with tables :: Self: So what have we here? :: notices people lined up in front of a wall ::

CNS_Lt_Jakiel says:
CO: Shall I head to the lounge? ~~~Sean:  Sean, are you at our pub with the rest of our friends?  It might be dangerous for you to wander.~~~

Host CO_Cmdr_Kizlev says:
CTO: Internal sensors, Lieutenant. Where did they go?

Host Yeoman_Shmuck says:
::Jumps as yet another of "them" just poofs into the lounge::

CSO_LtJG_Daniels says:
::Looks toward the CTO waiting for him to respond.::

Sean says:
::sees a table with all kinds of blinking lights surrounding a glass-enclosed cylinder of blinking blue-violet light::  Self:  Hee!  These are some pretty lights!  I wonder what these do?

CSO_LtJG_Daniels says:
CNS:  Something tells me this is going to be a cat and mouse chase to find them again.

Megan says:
:: moves along in the line and reaches the wall where she watches as a crewman orders lunch ::

Host Yeoman_Shmuck says:
*CO*: Sir... another one just appeared.

CNS_Lt_Jakiel says:
::leans against the doorway of the turbolift waiting to see if she should enter::  CSO: This is certainly amusing.  Especially after where we just were.

Megan says:
Crewman: Is that what you call food? :: leans over and sniffs it ::

Sean says:
::starts to press buttons at random on the console in front of him and watches the blue vertical lights blink faster::

CTO_Lt_Wolf says:
::stands and straightens jacket:: CNS: Well CNS seems we’re in for a party.

Host CO_Cmdr_Kizlev says:
*Schmuck*: Was a female there with him too?

Sean says:
Self:  Now that's a fancy trick!

CNS_Lt_Jakiel says:
~~~Megan:  Megan?  Where have you gone to?  We do not wish you to be hurt.~~~

Host Yeoman_Shmuck says:
*CO*: Aye sir. ::in a shaky voice::

CSO_LtJG_Daniels says:
CNS:  Well, they wanted brew.  Do you think we should check out the lounge?

CNS_Lt_Jakiel says:
CSO: I think that would be safe.

CTO_Lt_Wolf says:
CO: Internal sensors appear to be working but I am dubious about their reliability.

Megan says:
:: hears the Counselor in her head :: ~~~CNS: I be just fine here. I'll be back later. Have that handsome one waiting for me. ~~~

CTO_Lt_Wolf says:
::follows the CNS::

Sean says:
Self:  Now what does this do I wonder?  ::grabs a lever and pulls it::

CSO_LtJG_Daniels says:
::Heads into the turbolift.::  CNS:  Shall we then?

CEO_Lt_Cmdr_Delgado says:
::mutters something in Gaelic:: CO: I believe we can make them all join a common room. All we need is Irish food, music and the right brew sir.

Host Tim says:
ACTION: THE ENGINEERS IN MAIN ENGINEERING RECOIL AT SEAN'S APPEARANCE AND SEEM STUNNED TO SEE HIM

CNS_Lt_Jakiel says:
::smiles to herself::  ~~~Megan: All right.  The handsome one works on the bridge so he will be there.~~~

Megan says:
:: samples the food from the crewman's tray :: Crewman: Ick! That be poison! :: spits it on the floor ::

CNS_Lt_Jakiel says:
All: It seems Megan is in the lounge.

Host Tim says:
ACTION: THE SHIP LURCHES PORT AS A RESULT OF SEAN'S PULLING A LEVER.

CTO_Lt_Wolf says:
CO: Little bugger seems to be treating the Ship like a new toy.

Host CO_Cmdr_Kizlev says:
CSO/CTO/CNS: You three, let's go to the lounge and consider getting these...fairies incapacitated. CEO: You're in command. Monitor ship's status at all times.

CNS_Lt_Jakiel says:
All: Sean is being stubborn about 'answering' me.

Sean says:
CNS: ~~~My, yer voice is in me noggin!  That's a fancy trick!  Well done lass!~~~

CSO_LtJG_Daniels says:
CO:  Aye, Captain.

Sean says:
Self:  That was somethin'!  Let's try that again!  ::pulls the lever straight back::

CEO_Lt_Cmdr_Delgado says:
CO: Aye sir. ::moves in the center of the bridge::

Host CO_Cmdr_Kizlev says:
::gets in the turbolift with CTO,CNS and CSO, orders to the lounge, and heads there:: CTO/CSO/CNS: How well can you two hold your liquor?

Megan says:
:: decides to see if she can improve on the cuisine  and turns all the food on the trays to Irish stew and scones with a green beer chaser :: All: Now that be real food.

Host Tim says:
ACTION: EXTERNAL SENSORS COME BACK ON LINE BUT INTERNAL SENSOR ONLY DISPLAY ARCS OF RAINBOW COLORS

CTO_Lt_Wolf says:
::smiles:: CO: I am Klingon Commander.

CNS_Lt_Jakiel says:
~~~Sean:  Thank you, Sean.  But it is no trick.  It is my normal way of 'communicating'.  I am very curious.  Where do you and your friends come from?~~~

CSO_LtJG_Daniels says:
::Grins at the Captain.::  CO:  I can hold my own, Captain.  Ready, willing, and able.  ::Chuckles.::

CNS_Lt_Jakiel says:
::winks at Kizlev as she enters the turbolift::  CO: Quite well...if you do not remember the other night.

Megan says:
:: walks away from the stunned crew members and out into the corridor :: Self: Now where is that brother of mine?

CEO_Lt_Cmdr_Delgado says:
*EO_Fix'um*: Lieutenant, what is happening in ME?

Sean says:
CNS:  ~~~I come from beyond the beyond, lassie.  But if ye ain't busy I reckon we could have a little fun!  You bring the beer!~~~

Sean says:
Self:  Now!  If only I can find a good glass of ale!

Megan says:
:: makes her way to a turbolift and steps inside :: Self: Hmmm, a wee room is this.

Host Tim says:
SENSORS INDICATE THE CLOUD ENCASED DUBLIN IS DRIFTING TOWARD THE NEUTRAL ZONE

CNS_Lt_Jakiel says:
~~~Sean:  I can bring some ale for you.  But first we need to know where you are.  We are going to the lounge if you would like to join us?~~~

Host CO_Cmdr_Kizlev says:
::coughs awkwardly:: CNS: Let's not mention that. I want to invite these people for much drinking, preferably them doing most of the drinking.

Sean says:
::starts pressing buttons on the central engineering console::  ALL:  How do I order a mug of draught?

CEO_Lt_Cmdr_Delgado says:
<Fix'um>: *CEO*: Just one strange creature. He wants something to drink.

Host Tim says:
ACTION: SEAN'S BUTTON PUSHING HAS DISABLED THE WEAPONS

Megan says:
:: presses the lift buttons :: Aloud: So, what is this place?

CSO_LtJG_Daniels says:
<Duty SO> CEO:  It appears we are drifting toward the Neutral Zone, Sir.

Host CO_Cmdr_Kizlev says:
::goes into the lounge with his officers and looks around::

CTO_Lt_Wolf says:
CNS/CO: Bloodwine then, maybe some Romulan ale?

CNS_Lt_Jakiel says:
CO:  Their biosystems may not be affected by alcohol.  That could put us at a rather disadvantage.  ::looks at Wolf and Tayla too::

CSO_LtJG_Daniels says:
::Enters the lounge following the Captain, looking for the visitors, hoping to get some information on who they are.::

CEO_Lt_Cmdr_Delgado says:
*Fix'um*: Go in my office, order the special from my replicator, and bring him to him.

Sean says:
Self:  Maybe this panel will order beer.  ::opens a door and pulls a red lever::

Megan says:
<Computer> Megan: You are in the turbolift on deck 5. State destination.

Host CO_Cmdr_Kizlev says:
CNS: If you can communicate with Sean, tell him to bring his Irish rear-end in here, or he'll miss out and get nothing.

CEO_Lt_Cmdr_Delgado says:
Helm: Can you use thrusters to stop the ship from drifting?

CNS_Lt_Jakiel says:
CTO:  I think those two combined would quite put them under...if it gets into their bloodstream the same as ours.

CTO_Lt_Wolf says:
*Thor*: Thor join me in the lounge.

CTO_Lt_Wolf says:
::in Wolf’s quarters the big dog gets up and pads out of the door::

Host Tim says:
ACTION: THE DUBLIN ENTERS THE NEUTRAL ZONE AND SENSORS DETECT SEVERAL ROMULAN VESSELS RACING TOWARD THEM

CEO_Lt_Cmdr_Delgado says:
<Fixum>:: Does as said and brings Sean a pint full of "special":: Sean: With the compliments of the CEO.

Host CO_Cmdr_Kizlev says:
CSO: Do you know anyone in your staff that keeps vintage alcohol in their private stashes...or perhaps you yourself? ::knows Wolf already does::

CSO_LtJG_Daniels says:
<SO Duty Officer> CEO:  We have drifted into the Neutral Zone and I am detecting several Romulan vessels headed our way.

Megan says:
:: thinks :: Computer: Where be that nice looking man I saw earlier? You know the handsome fella.

Sean says:
ALL:  Which lever here do I pull to pour a draught beer?  ::pulls the red lever again, and then flies backward on his rump as the lever releases::

CNS_Lt_Jakiel says:
~~~Sean: Sean?  We miss you.  The party is in our lounge.  Would you not like to come here?~~~  ::turns quite serious now:: All: Oh no.  I am sensing Romulan minds getting nearer.

CEO_Lt_Cmdr_Delgado says:
SO: ETA?
HELM: Use thrusters and bring us of here.

Megan says:
<Computer> Megan: Insufficient data.

CTO_Lt_Wolf says:
::the door to the lounge open and the big grey Malamute pads up to his master::

CSO_LtJG_Daniels says:
CO:  Gael and I may have what you're looking for in our quarters.

Host Yeoman_Shmuck says:
::stares indignantly at the actions of those in the lounge, throws down his bar towel and leaves the lounge.::

Sean says:
Fixum:  Why ye’re a right good lad!  Thankee!  ::downs the glass in one breath::

CSO_LtJG_Daniels says:
CO:  But don't hold it against us, Captain.

Host CO_Cmdr_Kizlev says:
CSO: Great, best stuff you have, and find Sean before he causes too much trouble, if you would.

CNS_Lt_Jakiel says:
::whispers to Kizlev::  CO: I have some more Romulan ale...in the closet.  I was going to mention it earlier...

CEO_Lt_Cmdr_Delgado says:
<Fixum>: Sean: Another one? I think I know of a place where you may find more of the same.

CSO_LtJG_Daniels says:
<SO Duty Officer> CEO:  Intercept in 2 hours.  Perhaps we can find a way to send them a message indicating our issue.

Host CO_Cmdr_Kizlev says:
CTO: Go with Tayla, have your people look everywhere for Sean.

Megan says:
Self: Oh bother. Computer: Oh just take me to wherever you people do your thinking. I have me a puzzle.

CTO_Lt_Wolf says:
::absently rubs Thor’s ears:: Thor: Well old friend we got some Irishmen to drink under the table it appears

Sean says:
Fixum:  Now that's right neighbourly of ya!  ::pulls the red lever again in glee::

CTO_Lt_Wolf says:
CO: Aye Commander.

CTO_Lt_Wolf says:
Thor: Stay with the CO.

CSO_LtJG_Daniels says:
CO:  If the counselor can communicate this to Sean, perhaps he can meet us.

CNS_Lt_Jakiel says:
CO/CSO: Perhaps I can talk to the Romulan vessels?  They may listen to me when they know who I am.

CEO_Lt_Cmdr_Delgado says:
SO: We are getting back in Federation space. They won't dare follow us there. But if you can find a way to send a message, please report to Avalon Station.

Megan says:
:: arrives near the science labs and takes a stroll into the first room to find it empty :: Self: Anyone here?

Host CO_Cmdr_Kizlev says:
*CEO*: I've had enough playing of games, much as I enjoy a good time. Can we shake this magic cloud from the ship?

CTO_Lt_Wolf says:
CNS: Any idea where he is counselor?

CNS_Lt_Jakiel says:
CSO: I have been trying to coax Sean back to us but he does not 'answer' so far.

Sean says:
Fixum:  Hey, chum, I bet I know a wee shortcut!  ::grows a very serious face::  Oh dear...

Megan says:
:: notices some buttons on a console :: Self: Oh how pretty. I wonder if they do anything interesting.

Host CO_Cmdr_Kizlev says:
::pets Thor and starts wrangling some glasses of synthehol ale from the replicator for a possible party with Sean and his gang of fruity fairies::

CEO_Lt_Cmdr_Delgado says:
*CO*: Sir, I would try to bargain with them. But they are afraid of cold iron. That is cast iron sir.

CEO_Lt_Cmdr_Delgado says:
::seeing the dangers of Sean in ME, transfers all commands from ME to the bridge stations::

Sean says:
Fixum:  I'd like to stay and chat, but there's some bad fellas about and I don't care for 'em.  I think they don't care much for me, they have no senses of humour at all, at all.

Host CO_Cmdr_Kizlev says:
CNS: No, hold off on that for now.

Megan says:
:: presses several buttons and watches ::

CNS_Lt_Jakiel says:
CTO: I cannot tell direction well enough to know where he is and he refuses to 'answer' me.

CTO_Lt_Wolf says:
CSO: Well I guess we have a good ole game of hide and seek on our hands.

CSO_LtJG_Daniels says:
CNS: Keep trying.  Maybe we can lure him back here.

Host CO_Cmdr_Kizlev says:
CNS: But wait...if there was some way to goad our fairy friends onto one of the Romulan ships...

Megan says:
:: points a finger and makes the console melt :: Self: That's no fun.

Host Tim says:
ACTION: MEGAN'S BUTTON PUSHING IN THE SCIENCE LAB HAS RELEASED SEVERAL VIALS OF EXPERIMENTS.

Sean says:
Fixum:  you tell that good lookin' ...counselor, she called herself... I'll come see her sometime.  She's a cute one!

CNS_Lt_Jakiel says:
~~~Sean: Sean!  You must answer us.  Our lord commands it.  We are waiting for you.~~~  CO: I have tried another approach, since they seem to be more like children.

CSO_LtJG_Daniels says:
CTO:  Looks that way.  ::Heads out of the lounge and heads toward a turbolit.:: I'm hoping what Gael and I have in our quarters will be enough to draw them back to the lounge again.

CEO_Lt_Cmdr_Delgado says:
Computer: Start a program of Irish music in the main lounge! ::hopefully this will lead them there::

Sean says:
::vanishes and re-appears in the science labs::  Megan:  Now where'd that sister of mine get to?

Megan says:
~~~Sean: Do you feel that? They are near.~~~

Host CO_Cmdr_Kizlev says:
CNS: Tell them there is no ale or fun for them here, but there is far more excitement on those Romulan ships heading this way. Make up a story about how much fun they could have with them. ::smirks::

CSO_LtJG_Daniels says:
<Duty SO> CEO: I do not believe my message is getting through, Commander.  Sorry, but I will keep trying.

CNS_Lt_Jakiel says:
::smiles conspiratorially at Kizlev::  CO: Yes, I see what you mean.  ~~~Sean:  Sean.  Do you see those new ships coming towards us?   They would also like to play with your friends.  They have a wonderful ale called Romulan Ale they can share with you.~~~

CTO_Lt_Wolf says:
::follows the CSO::

Host Tim says:
ACTION: THE MEDLEY OF IRISH MUSIC PLAYING IN THE LOUNGE STARTS ANOTHER ROUND OF JIGS

CEO_Lt_Cmdr_Delgado says:
SO: Can we still use probes?

Sean says:
~~~Megan:  Aye, sister, and they have no sense of humour at all.  Why anyone would want to truck with such dreary folk I'll never know.  We should away.~~~

CTO_Lt_Wolf says:
CSO: Shall we start in ME?

Host CO_Cmdr_Kizlev says:
CNS: We should seem as boring as possible to them.

Megan says:
:: sees Sean and thwaps him up the head :: Sean: Where have ye been? Up to no good I expect.

Megan says:
Sean: Why do they always spoil our fun? I didn't get to play with my handsome one yet.

CSO_LtJG_Daniels says:
CTO:  Aye, sounds like as good a place as any.  ::Orders the turbolift to main engineering.::

Host Tim says:
ACTION: ALL COMM RETURNS TO THE DUBLIN; ALL SYSTEMS ARE UP AND RUNNING NOMINALLY

Sean says:
Megan:  Now there's a fine thing to think about yer brother.  And don't think I didna see you takin' a fancy to that fellah when we first came in.

CNS_Lt_Jakiel says:
CO: That might be a good plan.  Before they destroy our ship.  I know what devastation humanoid children are capable of.

Host Tim says:
ACTION: THE ROMULANS SEND COMM TO DUBLIN COMPLAINING ABOUT THE CROSSING INTO THE NEUTRAL ZONE.

Megan says:
Sean: Aah you're three sheets to the wind already and full of the blarney as usual.

CEO_Lt_Cmdr_Delgado says:
Helm: Bring us out of the neutral zone at max speed.

CEO_Lt_Cmdr_Delgado says:
*CO*: All systems are back to normal sir.

Host Tim says:
ACTION: AVALON STATION HAS COMM'D WARNING THE DUBLIN OF ITS PROXIMITY TO THE ZONE

CTO_Lt_Wolf says:
::steps out of the turbolift into ME::

Sean says:
Megan:  ME!  What about you, darlin'?  I an smell the nip from here, and the garlic yer usin' to try to cover it up.  Ma’d be ashamed, I tell ya...

Host CO_Cmdr_Kizlev says:
::taps his combadge for ship's intercom:: *Ship wide*: To lady Megan and sir Sean, listen well to my counselor Rhianna. We are adults here...hard workers with no sense or desire for fun. But there are many fairy folk amongst the Romulans heading this way. They are tall elves seeking those of your kind.

CNS_Lt_Jakiel says:
::feels indignant::  CO: Sean is 'ignoring' me.  And... ::clears her throat:: ...he seems to think the Romulans are...dull, Sir.

CSO_LtJG_Daniels says:
<Duty SO> CEO:  I am detecting all systems are back up and running.  ::Pauses.::  And we are receiving a comm from Avalon about our approach to the neutral zone.

Host Tim says:
ACTION: THE DUBLIN HEADS BACK TOWARD FEDERATION SPACE AT MAXIMUM IMPULSE

Megan says:
Sean: What be that Captain fella saying?

CSO_LtJG_Daniels says:
::Follows the CTO into ME.::

CEO_Lt_Cmdr_Delgado says:
SO: please report our situation to Avalon, and tell her we had a system malfunction caused by unknown alien entities.

CTO_Lt_Wolf says:
::looks around ME::

Sean says:
::rolls his eyes at the voice and words of the CO::  Megan:  And who does he think he's kidding?  I'm the LEPrechaun by all that's Irish!  Does he think he can fool me?

Host CO_Cmdr_Kizlev says:
CNS: It's a good thing I was a roommate with a fan of fantasy novels at the Academy, or I'd have no perspective with all this madness.

Megan says:
Sean: I think he needs a wee reminder? :: snickers ::

CNS_Lt_Jakiel says:
CO:  Hmmm, I am not sensing he is taking you seriously.

CTO_Lt_Wolf says:
::walks over to the duty EO:: EO: Report.

Megan says:
Sean: He could use a wee bit of the green don't ya think?

Sean says:
Megan:  Oh, Aye, that I do...sickly lookin' fella.  I've seen a lad or two in my day that turned green after a night in the cups, but blue...he musta overdone it!

CSO_LtJG_Daniels says:
::Begins looking around ME.::  CTO:  I'm going to check internal sensors on that console to see if I can pick them up on scans.  ::Heads over to the console.::

Host Yeoman_Schmuck says:
::back in cargo bay doing inventory::

Host CO_Cmdr_Kizlev says:
CNS: No...it was a weak bluff, wasn't it? I'm a warrior, not a liar.

CEO_Lt_Cmdr_Delgado says:
<LT_Fixum>: CTO: The alien was here, we gave him something to drink, but now all commands are locked, control of engineering is on the bridge.

CNS_Lt_Jakiel says:
CO:  We need to think as children.  That and entice their affinity for alcohol.

Megan says:
Sean: Shall we cure the lad then brother?

Sean says:
Megan:  Well, Blue is on its way to green...Wait, that would mean he needs MORE beer!

Sean says:
Megan:  It would only be the kindly thing to do.

Megan says:
Sean: To the bridge then brother?

Host CO_Cmdr_Kizlev says:
::sighs:: CNS: I need a fair dose of some ale right about now. Where are those troublemakers?

CNS_Lt_Jakiel says:
~~~Sean:  We are bored, too.  We have been working too much.  What games do you know?  Could you come and show us?~~~

Sean says:
Megan:  I still kin get my hands on some of Ma's finest Guinness!

CTO_Lt_Wolf says:
EO: Can you bypass them?

CNS_Lt_Jakiel says:
::shakes her head::  CO:  Getting into trouble where there are no adults to bother them.

CEO_Lt_Cmdr_Delgado says:
<Fix'um> CTO: I did it by order of the CEO. I can if Commander Delgado approves.

Sean says:
Megan:  Is that what you call the place.  Funny name for a room.  Doesn't look like a bridge at all, but let's go!

CTO_Lt_Wolf says:
EO: That’s fine as long the Chief has control.

Megan says:
:: materializes back on the bridge :: All: Ah friends!  My brother and I have a gift for ye all.

CSO_LtJG_Daniels says:
::Walks over to the CTO.::  CTO:  It appears internal sensors are back up and running, but I still can not pick them up.  Did you find anything out?

CTO_Lt_Wolf says:
EO: They destroy anything?

Host CO_Cmdr_Kizlev says:
CNS: Come, let's head back to the bridge. We're doing nothing here in the lounge.

Sean says:
::appears on the bridge with a series of old wooden kegs::

CEO_Lt_Cmdr_Delgado says:
<Fixum> CTO: No but now they can't. This is the reasons controls are on the bridge.

CTO_Lt_Wolf says:
CSO: Hmmm slippery little devils aren’t they?

CNS_Lt_Jakiel says:
::gets up and heads quickly to the bridge:: CO: I hope the Romulans have a better sense of humour than when I was with them...

CSO_LtJG_Daniels says:
CTO:  It would appear that way.  Now what?

CEO_Lt_Cmdr_Delgado says:
Sean/Megan: Hello there. Did you like the music?

CSO_LtJG_Daniels says:
CTO:  They obviously aren't here.  Is security doing deck by deck sweeping?

Sean says:
CO:  now lad, no offense intended, but I think ye haven't had nearly enough beer.  So I brought ye some of me mum's best Guinness and enuff ta share with all yer mates here.  It's a mighty Fayeen breww.

CTO_Lt_Wolf says:
CSO: I guess we keep looking.

Host CO_Cmdr_Kizlev says:
::enters the turbolift with the CNS:: CNS: If that would happen, I would become a believer in miracles. ::enters the bridge::

Megan says:
:: smiles at the crew and walks over to the CEO: CEO: Delightful, but we have a gift for you and your fine mates.

CEO_Lt_Cmdr_Delgado says:
Megan: Much obliged ma’am.

CTO_Lt_Wolf says:
CSO: I think we should head to the bridge, I don’t think we’ll find those two unless they want us to.

Sean says:
CEO:  Oh, is that what ye call that!  Sure, it was fine enough.  ::winks at the CNS::  CNS:  ::voce sotto:: yer friend here...he does know what a real Irish tune be, right?

CSO_LtJG_Daniels says:
CTO:  Agreed.  ::Heads to the nearest turbolift and waits for the CTO.::

CNS_Lt_Jakiel says:
::chuckles::  CO: Well, this one has become more fun.  ::smiles at Kizlev mischievously::

CTO_Lt_Wolf says:
::follows the CSO::

CSO_LtJG_Daniels says:
::Orders the turbolift to the bridge, express.::

Megan says:
:: sees the Captain appear and snaps her fingers turning him a lovely shade of kelley green :: CO: A gift Lord Captain.

Host CO_Cmdr_Kizlev says:
Sean: Oh? It's not easy to top the finest of Andorian ales, Mr. Sean. But let's have it.

CEO_Lt_Cmdr_Delgado says:
*CO*: We are back in Federation space. 
Sean: That would be a shame, we have a fine band who plays Irish music aboard. I am a decent fiddler myself.

CNS_Lt_Jakiel says:
::steps off the turbolift in time to hear Sean::  Sean: I am not sure.  But I think he would like to hear one.  Do you sing?

Megan says:
CO: Can't have ye blue like that.

Megan says:
:: looks at her brother and nods ::

CSO_LtJG_Daniels says:
::Exits the turbolift as it stops at the bridge, noticing the Captain back on the bridge, and walks over to the CEO.::  

Host Yeoman_Schmuck says:
::Jumps as the cargo bay fills:: *CO*: Sir, the cargo bay just filled with old wooden kegs.

CNS_Lt_Jakiel says:
::has to bite her lip as she turns and sees Kizlev's new skin color:: CO:  Sir, you have become quite...Orion.

CSO_LtJG_Daniels says:
CO:  Captain looks a bit green.

Sean says:
Megan:  Well, so much fer stoppin' fer directions.  Every time we stop, you get us slowed down, aye...  ::sighs::  CNS:  Glad I made yer acquaintance tho lass.  ::winks::  Megan, let's away...

CTO_Lt_Wolf says:
::heads for main tactical::

Host CO_Cmdr_Kizlev says:
::thinks there's no way he could regret drinking something that's not Romulan Ale::

Megan says:
All: Charmed all.

Host Yeoman_Schmuck says:
::Leans down and reads the old script:: *CO*: They're marked Guinness sir.

Sean says:
ALL:  But not without leavin' ye all a bit of a thank you!

Megan says:
:: clouds of green mist surround her ::

CNS_Lt_Jakiel says:
Sean/Megan: Wait!  You must turn him blue again!

Sean says:
ALL:  Ye'll find it soon enough! 

Host CO_Cmdr_Kizlev says:
Megan: Indeed. Sean: Um...much appreciated... Self: I hope.

Sean says:
::vanishes in a green mist::

Host Tim says:
ACTION: SEAN, MEGAN AND THE CLOUD ALL DISAPPEAR

CSO_LtJG_Daniels says:
::Looks over at the CTO.::  CTO:  Why do they keep doing that?

CTO_Lt_Wolf says:
CO: Commander the cloud is gone

CTO_Lt_Wolf says:
CSO: I have no idea. ::shakes his head::

CSO_LtJG_Daniels says:
::Returns back to her science station, and relieves the Duty SO.::

CEO_Lt_Cmdr_Delgado says:
::sits down thinking that the Dublin deserves a Saint' Paddy's day colored captain::

Host CO_Cmdr_Kizlev says:
::slaps a hand to his forehead and shakes his head, grinning:: *Schmuck*: Stow them in the cargo bay, and we'll ration it for the crew later, after sickbay clears the Guinness is safe for us to consume.

Host Tim says:
<<<End Mission>>>

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