Deep Space 102 - 11102.11

A Shore(t) Leave

Episode 2: One flew over the cuckoo’s nest...

Previously on DS102:

The crew had departed for Wrigley’s Pleasure Planet on a leave/team-building exercise that has them now just arriving at the planet. Let's pick up there and see what happens:

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XO_Cmdr_AQilla_Horn says:
::on the Bridge in the XO's chair::
SC_Capt_Marek says:
::at a secondary console in the Scorpius Bridge, reading the last DS-102 report::
OPS_Cmdr_Twelk says:
:: at OPS console listening to the current comm chatter::
SC_Capt_Marek says:
::pays a little extra attention on the last report on Commander Bruno and raises an eyebrow, then shakes his head and continues reading::
CEO_Cmdr_Mahl says:
::Finishing up going over the Scorpius systems, very satisfied that everything seems to be working quite well::
CMO_Ens_Unger says:
::In sickbay, still trying to figure out how to turn off the darn Klingon Opera.::
CMO_Ens_Unger says:
::Presses a few buttons.:: Computer: PLEASE! Turn off Klingon Opera!
SC_Capt_Marek says:
::closes the file he is reading and walks slowly to the center of the Bridge::
XO_Cmdr_AQilla_Horn says:
::looks over at the CO:: CO: I wonder what's in store this time?
CEO_Cmdr_Mahl says:
<Computer> CMO: [In Klingon] No! Long Live the Empire!
CMO_Ens_Unger says:
Out loud: What the bajeebies is that? ::Startled.::
OPS_Cmdr_Twelk says:
::over hears the XO:: XO: What do you mean by that? I thought this was suppose to be shore leave.
CEO_Cmdr_Mahl says:
<Computer> ::Sings mellota' Very Loudly::
CMO_Ens_Unger says:
Computer: Computer, repeat last..... ::pause:: in English please?
CMO_Ens_Unger says:
::Holds her ears.::
SC_Capt_Marek says:
CO/XO/OPS: Always expect the unexpected, don't you think? ::smirks::
XO_Cmdr_AQilla_Horn says:
OPS/SC: If experience is anything to go by, then most definitely!
CMO_Ens_Unger says:
::Presses a few more buttons, thinking the rest of the crew really should share with this delightful music.::
SC_Capt_Marek says:
XO: Agreed.
CO_Yo`Ghi says:
:: walk out of his Ready Room ::
CEO_Cmdr_Mahl says:
<Computer> CMO: [in English] you incompetent topah! Learn the language!
SC_Capt_Marek says:
::nods to the CO as he enters the Bridge::
CO_Yo`Ghi says:
XO: Are we there yet?
OPS_Cmdr_Twelk says:
XO/SC: I always expect the unexpected but this sounds like it could be a nightmare.
CO_Yo`Ghi says:
SC: Captain
XO_Cmdr_AQilla_Horn says:
CO: Captain. Looks like we are there yet. ::Grins;;
CMO_Ens_Unger says:
::Grits her teeth.:: Computer: Teach me .. Define .. topah?
XO_Cmdr_AQilla_Horn says:
::checks their position:: CO: We are approaching the planet. Standard Orbit?
CEO_Cmdr_Mahl says:
<COmputer> ::Yells quite loudly:: CMO: Today is a good day to die! ::Begins singing another Klingon Opera::
CMO_Ens_Unger says:
::Thinks it's a bit odd that the music only plays when she's in sickbay. Thinks someone is playing a really good gag on her.:: Out loud: Ack! I hate opera, let alone Klingon Opera! I can't take it anymore! ::Taps her combadge.::
CMO_Ens_Unger says:
*CEO*: Faith to Joran. ::Screams it through the loud music playing in the background.::
CO_Yo`Ghi says:
XO: Make it so
XO_Cmdr_AQilla_Horn says:
::turns to the officer at flight:: FCO: Standard orbit.
CO_Yo`Ghi says:
OPS: Contact the planet for instructions
CEO_Cmdr_Mahl says:
*CMO*: What in the world is that noise? I didn't mean for the computer to sing to you... I mean, I have no clue what’s going on!
OPS_Cmdr_Twelk says:
CO: Aye Captain :: contact the planet::
CMO_Ens_Unger says:
*CEO*: What are you talking about? ::Screaming still.:: What do you mean you didn't want the computer to sing to me? Did you do this? If so, please stop it, and I promise, I'll only hurt you a little. ::Grits her teeth at the music as she tries to talk over it.::
SC_Capt_Marek says:
<AFCO> XO: Aye, sir. Setting orbit parameters now. ::taps on his console::
CEO_Cmdr_Mahl says:
<Computer> ::Detects the CMO talking to a human Male:: CMO: loD Dunmo' batlh patlhvam bochavpu' [translation - CMO: You have achieved this level of honor due to a great man!
OPS_Cmdr_Twelk says:
CO: Captain, planet OPS says standard orbit and then we can transport down.
CMO_Ens_Unger says:
::Rolls her eyes.:: Computer: Tell that man this for me, please. Don't try to be a great man... just be a man! Now please! Shut UP!
CEO_Cmdr_Mahl says:
::Goes to a computer access console, and punches a few buttons. Hopefully that will send the audio system in sickbay back to normal::
CEO_Cmdr_Mahl says:
<Computer> ::Says the following, just prior to the normal voice returning:: CMO: Hoch'e' chavlaHbogh Human chavpu' loDvam.
CMO_Ens_Unger says:
::Runs to a console.:: Computer: Wait! Hoch e chava what? What was that?
CEO_Cmdr_Mahl says:
<Computer> [In normal voice] CMO: Please restate the question.
CMO_Ens_Unger says:
::Repeats:: Computer: Computer, what did you just say? Hoch e chava .. something lo mein or something like that.
CEO_Cmdr_Mahl says:
<Computer> CMO: Insufficient parameters. Unable to comply.
CMO_Ens_Unger says:
Computer: Oh... Just be quiet. 
*CEO*: Joran, did you do something to my sickbay computer?
CEO_Cmdr_Mahl says:
*CMO*: Faith, is the computer repaired?
XO_Cmdr_AQilla_Horn says:
CO: I'll prepare an away team to go to the surface.
CMO_Ens_Unger says:
*CEO*: Yes, but... ::considers her words wisely:: Whatever you did, thank you. I was about to have a huge bill for having to repair sickbay!
CEO_Cmdr_Mahl says:
*CMO*: Well, I MIGHT have hit a wrong button or two, activating an obscure vocal program.
CMO_Ens_Unger says:
*CEO*: Joran... why were you pushing my buttons ::chuckles at the thought of that.::
CEO_Cmdr_Mahl says:
*CMO*: Just trying to find out what I can get away with!
CMO_Ens_Unger says:
*CEO*: Interesting... and here I thought you wanted to be friends. ::Closes the comm.::
OPS_Cmdr_Twelk says:
:: finishes up the inventory reports and checks the power supplies::
CEO_Cmdr_Mahl says:
::Gulps, realizing that he started a war!::
CMO_Ens_Unger says:
::Grins a bit, and walks out of sickbay, heading for the bridge.::
CMO_Ens_Unger says:
To self: And here I thought it was Bruno playing bad tricks on me. ::Shudders to think what she was going to do to him.::
CMO_Ens_Unger says:
::Goes back and grabs a few medical supplies, slipping them into her pocket, then heads to the Bridge.::
CEO_Cmdr_Mahl says:
::Hopes that he wont have to spend the entire shore leave alone::
CMO_Ens_Unger says:
::Takes a turbolift to the Bridge.::
XO_Cmdr_AQilla_Horn says:
CO: So here we go. Ready to beam down?
CMO_Ens_Unger says:
::Exits the lift and hears the XO speak.:: XO: I'm ready!
CEO_Cmdr_Mahl says:
::Leaves a skeleton crew in charge of engineering, and heads for the transporter room::
XO_Cmdr_AQilla_Horn says:
::turns and sees the CMO:: CMO: A little eager are we, Ensign? ::Grins::
CO_Yo`Ghi says:
XO: Send the crew away Commander
CMO_Ens_Unger says:
::Smiles widely.:: XO: Always, Commander!
CO_Yo`Ghi says:
XO: Make sure those assuming duty on the ship know when they are required back
CO_Yo`Ghi says:
XO: A minimal crew
XO_Cmdr_AQilla_Horn says:
::taps the ship-wide comm:: ALL: Horn to all crew members. We are officially on shore leave. All Department Heads, please ensure you leave a skeleton crew behind, and assign orderly rotations of shore leave for your Departments. That is all and have fun! ::Closes the comm::
XO_Cmdr_AQilla_Horn says:
CO/SC: I'll take the first watch here...
OPS_Cmdr_Twelk says:
:: turns his console over to his relief and shows her the file with all the crew rotations on it::
CMO_Ens_Unger says:
XO: I'll head to the transporter room. Thanks! ::Makes her way to the turbolift, and waits for any others.::
SC_Capt_Marek says:
XO: ::nods to the XO::
OPS_Cmdr_Twelk says:
:: joins the CMO in the turbolift nodding to her as he enters::
XO_Cmdr_AQilla_Horn says:
::chuckles to herself as the CMO leaves::
CMO_Ens_Unger says:
XO: I can always take the next watch if you want. I promise, I'll leave the buttons alone! ::Turns and smiles at Commander Twelk.::
CO_Yo`Ghi says:
SC: You come down, for once I'll be able to beam down somewhere without my XO preventing me!
XO_Cmdr_AQilla_Horn says:
CMO: You go have fun, Ensign.
SC_Capt_Marek says:
CO: ::smiles: Very well, sir...
CMO_Ens_Unger says:
XO: Is that an order, Commander? ::Grins.::
XO_Cmdr_AQilla_Horn says:
CMO: You can consider it so, Ensign. ::Grins back::
CEO_Cmdr_Mahl says:
::Arrives in the transporter room, and nervously waits for the CMO to arrive::
CMO_Ens_Unger says:
::Smiles.:: OPS: You ready for shore leave, Commander?
OPS_Cmdr_Twelk says:
CMO: Yes, I am and I hope that this place has a decent bar on it.
CO_Yo`Ghi says:
:: walks to the turbolift::
CMO_Ens_Unger says:
::Chuckles.:: OPS: I'm sure it does, Commander. Do you have any idea what we're doing here? I mean, mandatory shore leave seems a bit odd, isn't it?
SC_Capt_Marek says:
::enters the turbolift after the CO::
XO_Cmdr_AQilla_Horn says:
::smiles to herself... maybe she did get out of this after all::
CO_Yo`Ghi says:
TL: Transporter room 1
SC_Capt_Marek says:
CO: I hope the crew can have a nice, quite relaxed time for once...
CMO_Ens_Unger says:
::Feels the turbolift take them away.::
OPS_Cmdr_Twelk says:
CMO: That it does. Usually any thing that is mandatory in Starfleet is far from a shore leave.
CMO_Ens_Unger says:
::Nods to him, getting the same feeling.::
CMO_Ens_Unger says:
::Wonders if she'll see that devious CEO in the transporter room.::
XO_Cmdr_AQilla_Horn says:
::looks over at the officer at OPS:: AOPS: Keep a lock on the Captain and the SC at all times ... I have a feeling that something isn't quite right .....
CMO_Ens_Unger says:
::Pats her pocket to make sure she didn't lose what she brought with her.::
OPS_Cmdr_Twelk says:
<Crewman_Yapps> XO: Aye Ma'am
OPS_Cmdr_Twelk says:
SC: Captain you have any reason that we shouldn't have a relaxed time?
CMO_Ens_Unger says:
::Waits for the turbolift to stop and open up.:: SC/CO: Anything on the agenda that we need to be aware of?
CO_Yo`Ghi says:
SC: That would be a change
SC_Capt_Marek says:
OPS: My former experiences at shore leaves, Commander... Maybe I am getting a little paranoid, more than usual, but I got that sensation every time a shore leave begin.
CO_Yo`Ghi says:
:: turbolift doors open, walk to the transporter room 1 ::
SC_Capt_Marek says:
::follows the group towards the transporter room::
CMO_Ens_Unger says:
::Heads for the Transporter Room.::
OPS_Cmdr_Twelk says:
:: follows every one into the Transporter Room::
CEO_Cmdr_Mahl says:
::Hears the door to the Transporter Room open, and becomes nervous::
Host Gerry says:
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