Host Jeff says:
Welcome to Avalon Station's First Birthday
Host Jeff says:
Last time the crew was en route to the Colladen nebula to rescue the lost USS Morning Mist, meanwhile repair operations continue at Avalon
Host Jeff says:
As we rejoin our Hero's onboard the USS Tintagel, they are nearing the outer limits of the crackleing energy expance.
Host Jeff says:
Lets see what is in store for them, one year after this all began
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Once upon a time, in a land far far away....
Host Jeff says:
<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<Begin Avalon Mission>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
CSO_Sirach says:
::scanning the Colladen nebula thoroughly::
Host CO_Hebert says:
:: sitting in his chair studying charts of the nebula ::
CNS_Fast says:
::looking at personel files::
CSO_Sirach says:
CO: Sir, everything seems to be pretty nebula like here, nothing unusual
OPS_Jappic says:
CO:  Captain, we are in visual range of the Colladen Nebula.
Host CO_Hebert says:
OPS: On screen.
OPS_Jappic says:
::Puts the view on screen::
CMO-Kriss says:
*CNS*:  I need you down in engineering now!
CEO_MacLeod says:
::in eng. level airlock, looking out through port hole into space, cutting his hand with a knife in an attempt to stop the shaking::
Host CO_Hebert says:
CSO: Understood, any information you can offer me about this nebula?
EO_T`Shawna_Jarell says:
::is doing a diagnostic of the Dilithium chamber::
CMO-Kriss says:
*Computer*: Seal the outer airlock doors.
CSO_Sirach says:
CO: I'm picking up a federation transponder from deep with the nebula
CNS_Fast says:
::Hears the SMO's page and leaves for ME::
Host CO_Hebert says:
:: looks over to the CSO ::  CSO:  The Morning Mist?
CSO_Sirach says:
CO: I'm scanning for any signatures of the Morning Mist right now
CNS_Fast says:
::the TL stops and i go to ME::
CSO_Sirach says:
CO: I can't tell, the nebula is interfering with our scans
OPS_Jappic says:
::Maintains a safe distance from the outskirts of the nebula.::
CSO_Sirach says:
CO: the configuration is also non-standard, which isn't helping any
CNS_Fast says:
::looks around:: CMO: What's wrong?
Host CO_Hebert says:
CSO: Boost power to the sensors...
OPS: Prepare us for entry of the Colladen Nebula, Alert the crew.
CEO_MacLeod says:
::starts to pound on the port hole glass with the butt of the knife::
OPS_Jappic says:
CO:  Acknowledged Captain.
CMO-Kriss says:
*CO*: The CEO is attempting to leave through the airlock on Main Engineering.
Host Jeff says:
ACTION: The porthole, manufactured in Altair, spiderwebs slightly.
CSO_Sirach says:
::increases power to the sensors::
CNS_Fast says:
::hears a banging sound::
Host CO_Hebert says:
*CMO* Understood, I have security on their way.
OPS_Jappic says:
*All*:  All hands, this is the bridge.  We are preparing to enter the nebula.  I repeat, we are preparing to enter the nebula.
CMO-Kriss says:
CNS: Angus is having some sort of mental breakdown and I can't sedate him from here.
CSO_Sirach says:
CO: Power increased, sir
CSO_Sirach says:
::scans the transponder again::
CSO_Sirach says:
::hopes we can get out of the nebula::
Host CO_Hebert says:
*Tintagel Security* Report to Lt. Commander Rushing's position.
OPS_Jappic says:
OPS:  Bringing us in Captain...  ::Stars pressing some commands.::
CEO_MacLeod says:
::turns to the airlock controls::
CNS_Fast says:
::walks up to the CMO:: CMO: Great, just what we need,
CNS_Fast says:
CEO: Angus, what are you doing?
Host CO_Hebert says:
*CEO*  Hebert to MacLeod... Angus, respond.
CEO_MacLeod says:
::struggling to talk::  CNS:  C-can't breathe, need air
CSO_Sirach says:
CO: Sir, something may be wrong with the sensors...I'm getting two identifications here, first the U.S.S. Hatheway, then the U.S.S. Morning Mist
OPS_Jappic says:
CO:  Captain, i am reading a port hole breach in the airlock which Lieutenant MacLeod is in.
CSO_Sirach says:
::looks at the CO:: CO: The computer can't make up its mind
Host Jeff says:
ACTION: the Tintagel glides into the nebula, shields offline, weapons on manual, the usual.
CNS_Fast says:
CEO: If you break that then you won't be able to breath at all, come here and i can help you breath
Host CO_Hebert says:
:: nods at Mr. Sirach ::
OPS_Jappic says:
CO:  I'm trying to erect a forcefield to compensate.
CEO_MacLeod says:
::taps controls on airlock, trying to release the outer hatch, outer hatch is locked out::
Host CO_Hebert says:
OPS:  The Nebula is going to interfere with most ship systems, just have security grab a hold of him.
CNS_Fast says:
CEO: Angus,
OPS_Jappic says:
CO:  The airlock doors are sealed sir.
Host Jeff says:
ACTION: the Computer completes the first release cycle, before the lockouts take effect, the air is now slowly being vacated.
CSO_Sirach says:
::running a diagnostic on the sensors::
Host CO_Hebert says:
:: nods ::
CEO_MacLeod says:
CNS: I- I can't stop
OPS_Jappic says:
CO:  Captain, permission to proceed to the airlock.
EO_T`Shawna_Jarell says:
::watches the control panel::
Host Jeff says:
ACTION: the Tintagel is approaching the Nova Class Vessel. Its Bow says USS Morning Mist.
CNS_Fast says:
EO: Can you beam the CEO out of there?
Host CO_Hebert says:
OPS: No, I need you on the bridge.  I need my crew at full right now, the Doctor and Counsolor will deal with him.
OPS_Jappic says:
CO:  I can maybe overide the doors..
CEO_MacLeod says:
::feels it is really hard to breath now, starts to hyper ventelate::
Host Jeff says:
<Security> ::stands outside the airlock, looking helpless::
OPS_Jappic says:
CO:  Yes sir.
CSO_Sirach says:
CO: Sir, we are approaching the U.S.S. Morning Mist, at least according to the markings on the ship
OPS_Jappic says:
::Turns back.::
CMO-Kriss says:
*Computer*: Beam the CEO out of the airlock to main engineering.
EO_T`Shawna_Jarell says:
CNS: I could try but I dont think so
CSO_Sirach says:
::scans the Nova Class Vessel::
CEO_MacLeod says:
::Falls down on one knee::
CMO-Kriss says:
::readies a hypospray to sedate the CEO:
Host Jeff says:
ACTION: the screen seems to shimmer
OPS_Jappic says:
Self:  What the???
Host CO_Hebert says:
CSO: Understood.
OPS: Bring us into close range...
Host Jeff says:
ACTION: The ship appears to be elongating, then contracting... then elongating
OPS_Jappic says:
::Trying to compensate for the visual failure.::
Host CO_Hebert says:
OPS: All Stop!
OPS_Jappic says:
::Stops the ship.::
Host CO_Hebert says:
CSO:  Is that temporal?
CNS_Fast says:
CEO:: Angus Macleod! Open this airlock right now!!
Host Jeff says:
ACTION: Elsewhere in the galaxy, a ranchy voice speaks from his perch on a star "Begin the Exparament"
OPS_Jappic says:
CO:  We're at full stop captain.
Host Jeff says:
ACTION: All Avalon crew find themselves on a planet, the terrain resembleing the swiss alps.
CSO_Sirach says:
CO: I'm scanning it right now Sir
CEO_MacLeod says:
::sits down on the deck, starts to sob::  CNS:  I can't!  It-I can't!
CSO_Sirach says:
::falls to the ground without a chair underneath him::
Host CO_Hebert says:
:: falls to the ground apparently sitting on no chair anymore ::
OPS_Jappic says:
Self:  What the?  where am i?
Host Jeff says:
ACTION: A womans voice can be heard in the distance, singing "The Hills are alive, with the sound of music... etc etc"
EO_T`Shawna_Jarell says:
::suddenly feels a breeze::
Host CO_Hebert says:
:: jumps to his feet from his lying position ::
CSO_Sirach says:
::gets up and begins to wonder what that annoying song is::
EO_T`Shawna_Jarell says:
Self:  What the bloody...... Where is the ship?
CMO-Kriss says:
::looks around and is suprised at the new surroundings.  Looks for the CEO:
CSO_Sirach says:
::takes out tricorder and begins to scan the area::
OPS_Jappic says:
::Cleans off shirt and walks over to the captain.::
CNS_Fast says:
::looks around::
CEO_MacLeod says:
::stares at his shaking hand again::
EO_T`Shawna_Jarell says:
::pulls out her tricorder and scans the area::
Host CO_Hebert says:
:: looks around startled, yet not showing it to anyone ::
All:  Can someone please tell me what happened?  :: thinks as if they knew ::
CMO-Kriss says:
::recalibrates the Hypospray to only calm the CEO:
OPS_Jappic says:
CO:  Captain.. i'm not sure.. but we may have entered a temporal displacement wave.
Host Jeff says:
ACTION; the crew notice a small brick nunnery, with a elderly nun working in a small pretty garden, watering her eidleweis.
Host CO_Hebert says:
:: picks up a type I phaser and attaches it to his belt ::
Host Sister_Ageless says:
::singing::
CNS_Fast says:
::goes and kneels next to Angus and puts a hand on his shoulder:: CEO: Whats wrong?
Host Jeff says:
ACTION: the CO finds himself with a clod of dirt in his belt
Host Sister_Ageless says:
::diging up some radishes in her garden::
CEO_MacLeod says:
::looks around, confused::  CNS:  Its happening again!
CSO_Sirach says:
::realizes his tricorder isn't there and stops trying to find it::
Host CO_Hebert says:
:: the dirt that he thought was a phaser falls to the ground ::  What?
Host CO_Hebert says:
:: shakes his head ::
CNS_Fast says:
::in a soothing voice:: CEO: Whats happening again?
Host CO_Hebert says:
ALL: CSO, OPS, CNS you are with me.
EO_T`Shawna_Jarell says:
::suddenly realizes she doesn't have a tricorder and wonders::
OPS_Jappic says:
CO:  Sir, need i remind you that the Prime Directive should be maintained until we figure out where we are and how to get out.
Host Jeff says:
ACTION: Sister Ageless has an elderly voice, but a good one, she's singing the Sister Act Version of "My Guy"
CSO_Sirach says:
CO: Aye sir
CEO_MacLeod says:
CNS:  This, this place!  I've been here, we've been here!  ::struggles to stand::
Host Sister_Ageless says:
::sings... badly::
CNS_Fast says:
CO: Sir, I would like to stay with the CEO to make sure he is okay.
OPS_Jappic says:
CO:  We should try blending into this environment.
Host CO_Hebert says:
OPS: Understood, but we are apparently here and know nothing... we will do what we must to find out what has happened.
Host CO_Hebert says:
CNS: Permission granted.  EO, join us.
OPS_Jappic says:
CO:  Of course.
CMO-Kriss says:
::looks at CEO and wonders what could be disturbing him so:
CNS_Fast says:
CEO: Why don't you stay sitting
Host Jeff says:
ACTION: the CEO is hearing nonexistant animals talking to him in his head
CNS_Fast says:
CO:: thankyou sir
CSO_Sirach says:
CO: I suggest we go speak with that woman without a singing voice
CEO_MacLeod says:
CNS: No! No!  Gotta get outta here!  
CMO-Kriss says:
CNS:  His only obvious physical wound is the slashes on his hand.
Host CO_Hebert says:
:: starts to walk towards the Nunnary building ::
CSO_Sirach says:
::follows the CO::
CEO_MacLeod says:
SELF:  What?...  No! Nooooo!  ::starts a runnin'::
CNS_Fast says:
::hold him down:: CEO: It's okay
OPS_Jappic says:
::Walks along side the captain.::  CO:  Sir... they may be stunned when they see me..  I am Cardassian you know.
Host CO_Hebert says:
:: grins at Mr. Sirach ::  CSO:  Now now, we can't all be wonderful singers like yourself.
EO_T`Shawna_Jarell says:
::stands looking around with an annoyed look on her face::
CEO_MacLeod says:
::trips up and falls flat on his face::
CSO_Sirach says:
CO: Sir, you must not remember what my singing sounds like
Host Sister_Ageless says:
::chatters to some of her sisters in German::
CNS_Fast says:
::runs after the CEO and gets to him::
Host CO_Hebert says:
OPS: Follow behind us but not far... Mr. Sirach is Vulcan and we can't do much about that either.
CNS_Fast says:
::helps him sit up:: CEO: Don't run
OPS_Jappic says:
CO:  Very well.  ::Slows down his pace.::
Host CO_Hebert says:
:: is approaching the garden ::
CEO_MacLeod says:
CNS:  No!  Let me go!  ::starts to sob again::
CMO-Kriss says:
::runs after CEO and gets a hold of him.::  CNS:I can't hold him for too long::
CNS_Fast says:
::Holds him:: CEO: It's okay
Host CO_Hebert says:
:: approaches the edge of the garden ::
CSO_Sirach says:
::is looking around the entire garden trying to figure out what is going on::
CNS_Fast says:
::Gets a good hold of him:: CEO:: If you need to cry go ahead::
Host Sister_Ageless says:
::flips a bit of dirt accidentally in the COs direction::
CEO_MacLeod says:
::balls up, shaking and incohereant::
Host Jeff says:
ACTION: the Nun, her face comprised mostly of wrinkles, looks up and gigles at the CO, now covered in dirt.
CEO_MacLeod says:
CNS/CMO:  What's ::sob:: happening to me?  ::sob::
Host CO_Hebert says:
:: wipes the dirt off slowly and softly speaks ::
Sister:  Hello... Can we help you?
OPS_Jappic says:
::Walks up behind the CO, still maintaining his distance.::
CNS_Fast says:
CEO: I don't know, but we will find out
Host Sister_Ageless says:
CO:I would think it would be you in need of help my son.
CNS_Fast says:
::rubbs the CEO's back trying to comfort him,
CMO-Kriss says:
CNS: I can fix his physical problems but his emotional and psychological problems are yours to solve.
Host CO_Hebert says:
Sister: Aye, mam, then help is what we seek.
CSO_Sirach says:
::watching the nun and hanging on her every word::
OPS_Jappic says:
::Watches the CO and the woman talk.::
CNS_Fast says:
CMO:: I know, do you think it has anything to do with the Xamite incident?
CMO-Kriss says:
CNS:  I'll help you anyway I can.
Host Sister_Ageless says:
CO:Please come inside out humble nunnery so we can talk
CMO-Kriss says:
CNS:  I part of it may have been left in his brain.
OPS_Jappic says:
::Whispers to the CSO::  CSO:  Do you think they actually know why we are here?
CMO-Kriss says:
<A>
Host Sister_Ageless says:
::gets up and shows them the way::
Host CO_Hebert says:
:: follows the Sister ::  Sister: Thank you, you are very kind.
Host Jeff says:
ACTION: the World Shimmers, and Goes Black... for what seems like an eternity the crew float in perfect darkness.
EO_T`Shawna_Jarell says:
::walks into the nunnary and is quite shocked::
CNS_Fast says:
CMO: That could be whats wrong
CSO_Sirach says:
::whispers back:: OPS: I don't know, but they seem to know more about what's going on than we do
CMO-Kriss says:
CEO:  Tell us what you are feeling, thinking.
OPS_Jappic says:
Self:  Where are we?
Host CO_Hebert says:
:: looks around again ::
OPS_Jappic says:
::Moves in front of the captain to protect him.::
CSO_Sirach says:
::nods at the CO::
Host Jeff says:
ACTION: The world contracts, and they feel something wriggleing around in their minds... and then find themselves in the city of Athens, Earth, Circa 400BC, the city is perfect, only there are no people visible.
EO_T`Shawna_Jarell says:
CO: Sir this place is very strange.  I don't like the looks of it!
Host CO_Hebert says:
CSO:  Can I have an explanation on any of this?  Can you recall any incidents following these details?
CEO_MacLeod says:
CMO/CNS:  I don't  ::sob:: know.  It's like a ::sniff:: like there's someone else in my head.  Voices.  
OPS_Jappic says:
::Grabs head.::  Self:  Ack.....  what's happening...
EO_T`Shawna_Jarell says:
Self: What the devil is going........ hey where is the nunnary........
Host CO_Hebert says:
:: looks around and realizes they are in a Greek Province of sort by the building origins ::
Host Goddess_Athena says:
::drinking nectar::
Host Jeff says:
ACTION: the CEO becomes obsessed, the Rabbits are chasing him
CSO_Sirach says:
CO: I've been transported around before, and usually the first person to talk to us knows what's going on, but a word of advice, be careful, and don't trust anyone
EO_T`Shawna_Jarell says:
::grabs her head in pain::  Oowww
CMO-Kriss says:
CNS: I have a bag and it seems to be filled with some kind of herbs.  They seem to be mostly poppy.
Host CO_Hebert says:
:: recalls his pre-history from the Academy ::
Host CO_Hebert says:
:: nods to Mr. Sirach ::
CNS_Fast says:
CMO: Poppy is a hallicingentic drug
Host PappaGod_Zeus says:
::standing near the Temple of Athene, watching his daughter::
OPS_Jappic says:
EO:  Are you alright?
CNS_Fast says:
CEO: What are the vioces saying?
EO_T`Shawna_Jarell says:
::gets up and dusts off her uniform::
Host CO_Hebert says:
:: walks the streets built for kings and slowly observes the surroundings ::
OPS_Jappic says:
::Helps the EO up to her feet.::
CEO_MacLeod says:
::pushes the rabbits away::  CMO/CNS:Ahhh!  Get them off me!
EO_T`Shawna_Jarell says:
OPS: I think so sir.  Just a little headache.  Wow what happened?
Host PappaGod_Zeus says:
Athene: The visitors have arrived.
CNS_Fast says:
CEO: Get what off you?
CSO_Sirach says:
::walking next to the CO watching for any clues of what is happening::
Host CO_Hebert says:
:: slowly continues walking forward, drawn forward by an unknown force ::
CMO-Kriss says:
CNS: I must have these herbs for a reason.  We could try a little on him.
OPS_Jappic says:
EO:  I'm not sure...  There was an entity I met while i was on the USS Titan.. it was called Fizer and it had incredible abilities.
Host PappaGod_Zeus says:
ACTION: the crew slowly approach the mountain of the Temple.
OPS_Jappic says:
EO:  Maybe it's him....
CEO_MacLeod says:
::throws his arms about violently trying to keep the rabbits away::  CNS/CMO:  Rabbits, big blue bunnies, with yellow teeth.  No!!!!
Host Goddess_Athena says:
Zeus:Ah ::has an orderly show them in::
Host PappaGod_Zeus says:
::waves his finger:: Athene: Remember they are not for you, you may play but dont damage them, that is others responsability.
CMO-Kriss says:
::Looks around and sees nothing but a delirious CEO::
EO_T`Shawna_Jarell says:
::looks around::
Host PappaGod_Zeus says:
::takes a bite of ambrosia and disappears, in a Q like flash::
CNS_Fast says:
CEO: Angus, Listen to me , There ar NO Rabit here
PappaGod_Zeus is now known as Jeff.
CEO_MacLeod says:
CNS/CMO:  Ahhhh!, they're biting me!  Ahhhh! Get them away!
CSO_Sirach says:
CO: a Q
Host CO_Hebert says:
:: approaches the hevenly gates of Athene’s temple ::
Host CO_Hebert says:
:: nods to the CSO :: apparently so.
OPS_Jappic says:
::Walks with the CO, CSO and EO::
Host Goddess_Athena says:
::thinks that schmuck never lets her have any fun::
EO_T`Shawna_Jarell says:
OPS: This place is realy strange
CMO-Kriss says:
CNS: Do you think we should take him to some local people.  They may have some remedies.
CNS_Fast says:
::Takes a hold of Angus and Shakes him a little :: CEO: MacLeod< Look at me
Host Goddess_Athena says:
::restrains herself from hurting the mortals and gets ready from them to come in and tries to look seducing::
Host Jeff says:
ACTION: the Crew is approaching the Temple, they can see a figure relineing within, and a feast laid out, with fine wines, breads, grapes...
OPS_Jappic says:
EO:  It reminds me of the ancient Cardassian hebitian society.... although this is clearly not of the same race...
CEO_MacLeod says:
CNS:  No!  The bunnies, the killer bunnies!
CSO_Sirach says:
CO: ::whispers:: this might be a setup by the Q, be extra cautious
CNS_Fast says:
CEO: There are NO, I repeat NO Rabits, they are all in your head
Host Jeff says:
<Zeus> Athene: Your the goddess of love, you can do better than that.
Host CO_Hebert says:
CSO:  I have well taken that into account.
CEO_MacLeod says:
::looks at the CNS::  CNS:  My head?
CNS_Fast says:
CEO: Yes, it's not real, I think they are haulinations from the Xamite
Host Goddess_Athena says:
::steps up and walks slowly towards the crew in a dress that barely covers what it needs to and could fall off at the slightest breeze, she see the CEO is troubled and walks over to touch his temples::
Host Jeff says:
ACTION: the CEO is cured.
CEO_MacLeod says:
::Looks around::  CNS:  You.  ::gulp::  You sure?
Host CO_Hebert says:
:: walks slowly, quite stunned by the Goddess ::
CNS_Fast says:
CEO: Positive
CNS_Fast says:
::looks at the Goddes::
CEO_MacLeod says:
::Looks at the CNS and the CMO::  Hey what are you two doing over me?
Host CO_Hebert says:
:: attempts to control himself knowing she is a Q no doubt ::
CSO_Sirach says:
::watching the Goddes cautiously::
CMO-Kriss says:
::CNS, CEO and CMO quickly catch up witht he others::
Host Goddess_Athena says:
::snaps her fingers and has two of her most beautiful subjects hanging on either side of each crewmember except the CO::
CMO-Kriss says:
::amazed to see the CEO being back to normal::
OPS_Jappic says:
::Looks around::  Self:  Hey.. get your hands off of me.
OPS_Jappic says:
::Struggles to break free from the women.::
CNS_Fast says:
CEO: Do you feel okay? No more bunnies?
CSO_Sirach says:
::shrugs off the 'subjects'::
CMO-Kriss says:
Athena:  Thank you for curing our crewman.
CEO_MacLeod says:
CMO:  What the heck is going on?  ::looks at right hand::  What happened to my hand?  ::looks at the CNS::  Bunnies?  Lass, what have you been drinking
Host CO_Hebert says:
:: takes a deep breath and walks up to the Goddess ::
OPS_Jappic says:
::Walks alongside the CO, but maintains his distance.::
CNS_Fast says:
CEO: Nothing, You were screaming that big blue bunnies with yellow teeth were biting you
CMO-Kriss says:
CEO:  You were cutting it in the airlock of main engineering before we were transported here and you were cured by the Goddess Athena.
CEO_MacLeod says:
CNS:  Really ::smiles::  What was I drinking?
Host CO_Hebert says:
Athena:  Thank you for helping our crewman, and I know that you know why we are here, I'm not going to play along... Can you please shed some light on this little.... play?
CEO_MacLeod says:
CMO:  Doc.  All I can remember is having a killer of a headache
Host Goddess_Athena says:
::slips over gracefully to the CO and puts her arms around him making sure that certain parts are in contact::CO:Youre not much fun...::said in once of those seducing voices::
Host Jeff says:
ACTION: Everything goes black again
Host Jeff says:
ACTION: The crew is once more hanging in blackness
CMO-Kriss says:
CEO: glad you stopped shaking.
OPS_Jappic says:
::Sigh::  Self:  Now what??
CNS_Fast says:
CEO: Nothing, i think that you are sick from some after effect of the Xamite
Host Jeff says:
ACTION: A Cosmic voice cries "Foul!"
CSO_Sirach says:
::steps closer to CO::
CEO_MacLeod says:
CMO:  Goddess, what goddess?  Now what the?
Goddess_Athena is now known as Ghandi.
Host CO_Hebert says:
Yells:  Foul?!  What does that mean! Talk to me!
Host Jeff says:
ACTION: The crew find themselves in a humid, hot rainforest.
XO_LtCmdr_Jax says:
::Looks around::
CMO-Kriss says:
::I don't like to be transported against my will.::
Host Ghandi says:
:::sitting crosslegged cleanign his assault rifle and meditating at the same time::
Host CO_Hebert says:
:: appears quite agitated because of the heat, the humidity causing him to sweat ::
OPS_Jappic says:
CO:  I really wish we would stop transporting from place to place.
Host Ghandi says:
::quite an amazing feat::
CNS_Fast says:
Self: I hate Humid and HOt
CMO-Kriss says:
::My uniform is getting soaked::
CEO_MacLeod says:
CNS/CMO:  This is a program isn't it?  Someone's playing a joke.  Computer:  Computer, end program!
Host CO_Hebert says:
ALL: Group up here, everyone here.
CNS_Fast says:
CEO: I don't know what it is
Host CO_Hebert says:
:: stands at an almost attention ::
CSO_Sirach says:
::staring at Ghandi::
Host CO_Hebert says:
:: his hands behind his back ::
CSO_Sirach says:
::walks up to CO::
CMO-Kriss says:
CEO:  We are as lost as you.  This is no holodeck that we know of.
Host Jeff says:
ACTION: the crew can see Ghandi in the distance, hovering under a tree.
CMO-Kriss says:
::walks to CO:
OPS_Jappic says:
::Stands nearby the Captain.::
CNS_Fast says:
::goes to CO ::
CEO_MacLeod says:
::smiles at the CNS::  Where's your hubby?  Shouldn't he be at your side?
Host CO_Hebert says:
Crew:  Apparently this is another test of the Q-Continum... I have yet to talk to a Q and apparently we are being surveyed.
Host Ghandi says:
::happens to be floating about 6" off the ground while meditating::
Host CO_Hebert says:
Crew:  you all have your presedences in memory... so I need not go on.
CNS_Fast says:
CEO: I think he's over there
Host CO_Hebert says:
Crew:  Everything no doubt we say or do is going to determine our survival or not.
Host Ghandi says:
::humming slowly::
OPS_Jappic says:
::Nods at the Captain.::
Host CO_Hebert says:
Crew:  Therefore our objective now, is to make the Q-Continum believe we are worthy of survival.
Host Jeff says:
ACTION: Rows of torches appear on in the jungle, and a large sign that reads "Survivor" how odd.
CSO_Sirach says:
::nods to the Captain::
CMO-Kriss says:
CO: should we approach the hovering man?
Host CO_Hebert says:
:: turns on his heel and walks up to the floating man ::
CSO_Sirach says:
::trying to recall everything he studied about the crew::
CEO_MacLeod says:
SELF:  Some hubby, should be with his bonny lass.
CNS_Fast says:
::walks over to Jappic and takes his hand::
Host CO_Hebert says:
:: stands in front of the man ::
CMO-Kriss says:
::walks with the CO and others to Ghandi::
OPS_Jappic says:
::Notices Nova.::  CNS:  Nova...
CSO_Sirach says:
::now trying to recall everything he studied about the Q::
Host Ghandi says:
::chants while meditating::yamma yamma yamma yamma yaaaaaaaamma
CNS_Fast says:
OPS: Yanis,
CEO_MacLeod says:
::notices Jappic finally noticeing his wife::  Self:  About time.
OPS_Jappic says:
::Puts arm around his wife.::
Host CO_Hebert says:
:: taps his foot impassionately ::  Ghandi:  Pardon me, we are in search of directions.
Host Ghandi says:
CO: I have not directions you seek, mmm  sit down yes hmmm
OPS_Jappic says:
CNS:  Whatever happens.. i'm not going to let Q get his hands on you...
Host CO_Hebert says:
Ghandi:  Thank you.  :: sits down indian style ::
Host CO_Hebert says:
Ghandi:  May I ask you about where are we?
CNS_Fast says:
::Leans her head on his shoulder:: OPS: With a Q, you realy can't do anything,
OPS_Jappic says:
CNS:  True.. just stay close to me my love.
CNS_Fast says:
OPS: But I know you'll your best,
OPS_Jappic says:
::Holds Nova closer.::
Host Ghandi says:
CO:You know not where you are? directions from me you want?
Host CO_Hebert says:
Ghandi:  Yes, my master.
CEO_MacLeod says:
::watches OPS and CNS together, shakes head::  OPS/CNS:  Come on you love birds, we've gotta find a way out of here!
Host CO_Hebert says:
:: nods to the crew to take a seat ::
CNS_Fast says:
::smiles:: CEO: I know
Host CO_Hebert says:
Ghandi:  Information and answers I need, you have.
CMO-Kriss says:
::sits with legs crossed as gestured by the CO::
CSO_Sirach says:
::sits down next to the CO, still staring at Ghandi::
OPS_Jappic says:
::Ignores the CEO and sits down.::
Host Ghandi says:
CO: Your master i am not, who are you? what is your purpose here? ::gets up and aims his assault rifle CO: sent you who?
CNS_Fast says:
::Sits down::
Host Ghandi says:
CO:Coming soon they are yes?
CEO_MacLeod says:
::kneels down, looking about for something, anything
Host CO_Hebert says:
:: puts his hands up slowly ::
Ghandi:  I'm unarmed, and am sent by no one... you are going to shoot an unarmed man?
OPS_Jappic says:
::Doesn't like the way that the Ghandi is speaking to the Captain.::
OPS_Jappic says:
::Holds his wife's hand close to him.::
Host Ghandi says:
CO:Monkeys are coming, coming soon yes? ::begins firing randomly into the forest::
CSO_Sirach says:
::eye twitches slightly as he plans in his head a way to take down Ghandi over there if needed::
Host Jeff says:
ACTION: "Hey Hey Were the Monkeys" followed by a mortal scream come from the woods...
Host CO_Hebert says:
:: appears unphased by Ghandi's actions ::
Host CO_Hebert says:
:: was phased by the scream though ::
OPS_Jappic says:
::Gets up, slightly alarmed.::
CSO_Sirach says:
::looks quickly towards the sound of the scream then returns glare towards Ghandi::
CEO_MacLeod says:
::looks back at the woods::
Host CO_Hebert says:
:: slowly gets to his feet, hands still showing he has nothing in them ::
Host Jeff says:
ACTION: Sirach sees an ape, singing softly, clutching a wound on its thigh.
CMO-Kriss says:
::turns to see nothing from the woods::
CSO_Sirach says:
::stands up slowly and looks around back at the ape::
CNS_Fast says:
::::looks around::
OPS_Jappic says:
CNS:  Stay close... this is a dangerous place..
Host Ghandi says:
CO:Must kill monkeys, monkeys bad yes? ::continues firing::
CSO_Sirach says:
CO: Sir, there is a wounded ape singing, at 10 o clock ::points in that direction::
Host CO_Hebert says:
:: looks up to the sky ::  SKY:  This isn't fun, or entertaining for any of us!
CNS_Fast says:
OPS:: don't worry
Host CO_Hebert says:
:: nods ::  CSO: Well let's follow him, he's probably a better clue than this man is.
CSO_Sirach says:
::slowly walking towards the ape::
Host Jeff says:
ACTION: They scene shimmers, and turns black, they are hanging in blackness again.
CSO_Sirach says:
CMO: Can you identify what is wrong with the..urr...ape?
OPS_Jappic says:
::Is getting tired of these games.::
Host Jeff says:
ACTION: the Scene changes to a talk show TV set, with the crew arrayed in chairs facing an audience, with Oprah sitting in another Chair.
CEO_MacLeod says:
::feeling a little space sick::
Host CO_Hebert says:
:: does a backflip in the darkness ::
OPS_Jappic says:
::Gets up.::
CSO_Sirach says:
::sitting down and looking around quickly::
XO_LtCmdr_Jax says:
::Looks out into the audience::
Host Oprah says:
Audience: Today we focus on a troubleing topic...Family values, in a family where a member is quite different a family in which one believes he is an Alien
CNS_Fast says:
OPS: What in the world is this?
Host CO_Hebert says:
:: leans back on his chair looking up at the stage ceiling shaking his head ::
CNS_Fast says:
OPS: sit back down
OPS_Jappic says:
CNS:  I'm not sure....  ::Sits back down.::
CEO_MacLeod says:
::puts hands on hips::  Aloud:  Oh, now this is getting rediculous.  Computer!  End program.
XO_LtCmdr_Jax says:
Oprah: Does this look like make-up to you??? ::Points to his own trill spots::
CSO_Sirach says:
CO: We appear to be on the set of a 20th century television show
CMO-Kriss says:
::looks around the stage and the audience and startled at the topic of today's show::
OPS_Jappic says:
CEO:  Lieutenant, sit down!
Host CO_Hebert says:
:: grins at Sirach ::  CSO:  I had the feeling...
CEO_MacLeod says:
::sarcatic salute::  OPS:  Yes, sir!
Host Oprah says:
Audience: Meet the Dipstick Family, Jeffmelka, Pam, Rodney and Xigan
Host CO_Hebert says:
:: stands up and starts yelling ::
Aloud: Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!
CSO_Sirach says:
::offended by the dipstick remark::
CSO_Sirach says:
::looks at the CO::
Host CO_Hebert says:
:: shrugs at the CSO :: I remember reading something about that.
CSO_Sirach says:
CO: You may want to sit down, I believe you are making a scene on National Television
Host CO_Hebert says:
:: waves to the camera :: Hi Mom!!! Hi dad!!!  :: sits down turning a slight shade of pink ::
CSO_Sirach says:
CO: and from what I remember sir the audience is suppose to be chanting
Host CO_Hebert says:
CSO: Oh... must have misread that.
OPS_Jappic says:
CNS:  I think that captain has lost his mind...
Host Oprah says:
::walks over to Jeffmelka ::Sir when did you first think that you were an alien? ::points the microphone at him::
CEO_MacLeod says:
::finds a cable next to his feet::  Self:  What's this for?  ::starts to pull on it::
CNS_Fast says:
CO: I don't blame him if he has
Host Jeff says:
ACTION: A light falls near MacLeod, he narrowly dodges.
CMO-Kriss says:
Oprah:  Do you contend that we all believe that we are aliens?
CEO_MacLeod says:
::watches the light:  SELF: Wow.
CSO_Sirach says:
Oprah: How much do we get paid for making an appearance?
CSO_Sirach says:
CEO: you okay?
CSO_Sirach says:
::walks over to CEO and the fallen light::
Host Oprah says:
::Looks at Kriss:: CMO: Hold your questions until after please
CMO-Kriss says:
::sees that the CEO is unharmed::
CEO_MacLeod says:
CSO:  Yes sir.  Thanks.  Guess I shouldn't have pulled that
OPS_Jappic says:
Oprah:  No!  answer her questions now.
Host Jeff says:
ACTION: Jerry Springer appears, slaps Jappic, then vanishes.
Host Oprah says:
CEO: Sir, please answer when did you first think that you were an alien?
XO_LtCmdr_Jax says:
Oprah: Don't give her no attitude miss Oprah ::snaps his fingers:: You better answer us now
CEO_MacLeod says:
Oprah:  Huh?  
OPS_Jappic says:
::Gets up, furious.::
CSO_Sirach says:
CEO: play along I guess
Host Oprah says:
<Ghandi>::runs on to the set and continues firing muttering something about monkeys::
CNS_Fast says:
::Looks around:: OPS: Hun Sit, it's a test
Host Oprah says:
::screams::
CEO_MacLeod says:
Oprah:  Lassie. I ain't no alien, I'm Scottish.    
OPS_Jappic says:
::Snarls and sits back down.::
XO_LtCmdr_Jax says:
::ducks::
XO_LtCmdr_Jax says:
::Gets up behind chair::
Host Oprah says:
::though she got all the freaks to agree to stay on Springer::
CEO_MacLeod says:
::watches Ghandi, snickers::
CSO_Sirach says:
::goes back to his seat, and huddles down::
CSO_Sirach says:
Oprah: Sorry, I think he came along with us
XO_LtCmdr_Jax says:
::Picks up his chair and throws it at Ghandi:: Ghandi: Would you stop that!!! That's annoying
Host Ghandi says:
::spots the CO:: CO:YOU ARE THE MONKEY KING! ::shoots at the CO::
Host Jeff says:
ACTION: Just before the bullets hit, the scene goes black and the crew find themself floating in nothingness again
CEO_MacLeod says:
::gets real sick this time::
CMO-Kriss says:
::head is spinning from jumping from one scenerio to another::
CSO_Sirach says:
::stands in front of the CO, and tackles him to the ground covering him::
CSO_Sirach says:
CO: Sir, you may want to find a way to hide
OPS_Jappic says:
CNS:  This is starting to give me psychological problems...
XO_LtCmdr_Jax says:
::feels dizzy and remember Zero-G training::
CSO_Sirach says:
::in nothingness::
Host CO_Hebert says:
:: on the ground with CSO ::
Host CO_Hebert says:
:: now floating ::
Host Jeff says:
ACTION: the crew finds themselves in the garden, with an oversized chessboard in tile on the floor, and a very richly dressed lady sitting at a table having tea and crumpets
Host Queen_Victoria says:
::on an oversized chessboard eating crumpets::
CNS_Fast says:
OPS: Yanis just shake it off, it's a test
CNS_Fast says:
OPS: They are trying to mess us up
XO_LtCmdr_Jax says:
::Looks around:: Crew: I hope you all know how to play Chess!
CEO_MacLeod says:
::looks around::  SELF:  Man oh man.
CSO_Sirach says:
CO: That appears to be Queen Victoria of England I believe
OPS_Jappic says:
CNS:  It's easy for you to say.. you're not a stubborn Cardassian.. ::Smiles::
CMO-Kriss says:
::this is scaring yet fun at the same time::
Host CO_Hebert says:
: :grins ::
Host Jeff says:
ACTION: The CEO see's a rabbit
CNS_Fast says:
OPS: Nope
CNS_Fast says:
OPS:I'm not
Host CO_Hebert says:
CSO: I'm about to give up... I don't know what to believe... :: his Southern accent showing in his tiredness.
CEO_MacLeod says:
::sees a pretty little harmless bunnie::  Ahhh!  ::freaks::
Host Jeff says:
ACTION: Only this time, everyone can see it, and it runs down a mouse hole, through a looking glass, and into...
CNS_Fast says:
::looks at the CEO: CEO: What?
CSO_Sirach says:
CO: Hang in there Sir, there must be a point to this somewhere
Host Jeff says:
ACTION: Well its not pretty, and its farm equipment.
CEO_MacLeod says:
CNS:  There, ya see, a bunny
CSO_Sirach says:
::watches the rabbit get shredded::
CEO_MacLeod says:
CNS:  Ha, call me crazy!
XO_LtCmdr_Jax says:
CEO: Okie, I see a bunny
Host Jeff says:
ACTION: the CEO is wearing a dunce cap, he cant get it off.
CSO_Sirach says:
CEO: What did you do this time?
Host Jeff says:
ACTION: the Crumpet's have rabbit designs on them.
CMO-Kriss says:
::snickers at the CEO::
Host Queen_Victoria says:
::thinks that she must have that hole widened::
CNS_Fast says:
CEO:  I'm not calling you crazie,
CEO_MacLeod says:
::feels something on his head, its pointy::  CSO: I donna know, sir
CEO_MacLeod says:
::tries to pull it off, its pretty much stuck there::
Host Queen_Victoria says:
CO:Would you like a chance to win?
CSO_Sirach says:
CO: This is from Alice in Wonderland...the queen is not friendly and very illogical
Host CO_Hebert says:
:: shakes his head ::
CEO_MacLeod says:
CNS:  I'm sorry lass.  Would you mind pulling this thing off my head.
Host Queen_Victoria says:
CO: A game perhaps, i promise to help you if you win ::smiles sweetly::
CSO_Sirach says:
::looks around and then at the Queen::
Host CO_Hebert says:
:: shrugs ::
Host Jeff says:
ACTION: Annother rabbit bounds out of the brush, and jumps down the hole, and well... seems to be a regular process here.
CNS_Fast says:
CEO: Come here and I'll try
CEO_MacLeod says:
::moves over to the CNS::
XO_LtCmdr_Jax says:
CSO: What is Alice in Wonderland? I must've skipped something
CSO_Sirach says:
::considers trying to stop the next rabbit before it ends it life::
CEO_MacLeod says:
CNS:  It's on there good.
CNS_Fast says:
::grabs the hat and trys to pull it off::
Host Queen_Victoria says:
::waits patiently for the CO's answer::
CSO_Sirach says:
CNS: Seems as though these rabbits need counseling, very suicidal
CEO_MacLeod says:
CNS:  Hey, don't pull my head off too!
OPS_Jappic says:
::Just stands there.. not knowing what to make from everything that he is seeing.::
CSO_Sirach says:
XO: A book, play, and movie from the 20th century
Host Jeff says:
ACTION: Sirach is drawn towards the mouse hole.
CNS_Fast says:
::Pulls really hard::
XO_LtCmdr_Jax says:
CSO: I see......
Host Jeff says:
ACTION: the CEO's head pops off, he doesnt notice right away.
CNS_Fast says:
OPS: Help me pull this off
CSO_Sirach says:
::uncontrollably walking towards the mouse hole::
Host Queen_Victoria says:
CO:A game please, thats all I ask
Host Jeff says:
ACTION: the CEO is still alive, and his neck is closed at the ends where it used to be connected.
CNS_Fast says:
::drops the hat with the head on it::
OPS_Jappic says:
::Looks over to the CNS::  CNS:  Uhmm.. no need.. you just pulled his head off.
CSO_Sirach says:
OPS: Hey Jappic...ya mind..oh...grabbing my hand...I seem to have lost control of where I'm going
CEO_MacLeod says:
CNS: Ahhhhh!, Ok ok, that's good enough, just leave it on...  Hey!  You did, you did pull my head off!
Host Jeff says:
ACTION; the CEO is still able to communicate and move his body
OPS_Jappic says:
::Walks over to the CSO and grabs hold of his arm.::
CSO_Sirach says:
CO: Sir, I seem to be the next rabbit
CEO_MacLeod says:
CNS:  Please tell me I'm crazy.  I wanna wake up now!
CNS_Fast says:
CEO: I'm sorry,
Host Queen_Victoria says:
CO:Your officer looks like he may have a first hand look at our kitchen soon
CEO_MacLeod says:
::body comes over and picks up the head, puts it under his arm::
CNS_Fast says:
CEO: I didn't mean to pull your head off
Host CO_Hebert says:
:: grins ::  Very Well.
OPS_Jappic says:
::Starts pulling hard on the CSO::
CSO_Sirach says:
OPS: Thank you for your help, but it doesn't appear to be helping much
CEO_MacLeod says:
CNS:  That's just great, now what am I soposed to do now!?
Host CO_Hebert says:
Queen: What do you want me to do?
Host CO_Hebert says:
:: grins ::
Host CO_Hebert says:
:: walks up to the queen ::
Host Queen_Victoria says:
CO:The Game is HopScotch ::flips the giant chessboard over::
CNS_Fast says:
CEO:: well for laughs you could stand on your head?
OPS_Jappic says:
CSO:  I can see that..  don't you have three times the strength of humans?
CMO-Kriss says:
::sees the goings-on and just stands back and watches::
Host Jeff says:
ACTION: Hebert looses any randy ideas towards the Queen Victoria
CSO_Sirach says:
OPS: That is correct, however it doesn't seem to be doing me any good now
CEO_MacLeod says:
::looks crossly at the CNS::  CNS:  You're not funny, not funny at all.
CSO_Sirach says:
::becomming slightly concerned::
OPS_Jappic says:
::Is looking for a rock to throw into the hole.::
CSO_Sirach says:
::grabs a hold of a nearby tree branch::
Host CO_Hebert says:
Queen: Hopscotch, my lady?
CNS_Fast says:
CEO: I'm sorry, I'm trying to lighten the situation a little, hear let me try to put it back on
CEO_MacLeod says:
::steps back::  CNS:  You've done enough, thank you very much.
Host CO_Hebert says:
:: looks around for a small rock ::
Host Queen_Victoria says:
::stands up and shows that she has 6 legs::
OPS_Jappic says:
::Finds a rock and tosses it towards the hole.::
XO_LtCmdr_Jax says:
::Walks over to CNS:: CNS: Maybe we should ask the CMO...
CSO_Sirach says:
OPS: this doesn't look good
Host Jeff says:
ACTION: the CSO is getting sucked into the hole, his feet are inside, he feels no pain. there is no blood or gore.
Host CO_Hebert says:
:: picks up a rock ::
CNS_Fast says:
XO: Thats probably good idea
OPS_Jappic says:
CSO:  You're not going in there if I have anything to do with it!
Host CO_Hebert says:
Queen: :: shrugs ::  You first please.
CNS_Fast says:
CMO: Can you come here for a second?
CSO_Sirach says:
OPS: Either I'm in shock or nothing is really happening
Host Jeff says:
ACTION: the CO grows 4 extra legs to match Queen Victoria
OPS_Jappic says:
::Is still pulling on the CSO::
CMO-Kriss says:
CNS: Yes.  ::heads over to the CNS::
Host Jeff says:
ACTION: the CSO comes free, he no longer has legs below the knee, rather short now actually.
Host CO_Hebert says:
:: feels lifted off the ground and almost yelps ::  Self:  What in the world?
CSO_Sirach says:
::comes free of the hole::
Host Queen_Victoria says:
::begins and expertly completes the hopscotch course in under 30 seconds::
CNS_Fast says:
CMO: I kinda pulled the CEO's head off,
CEO_MacLeod says:
::starts to juggle his head from hand to hand::
CSO_Sirach says:
OPS: thank ::looks up:: you
OPS_Jappic says:
::Closes eyes.::  CSO:  Here, let me help you.
CSO_Sirach says:
CMO: When you get a chance, I seem to have..well...lost parts of my legs
Host CO_Hebert says:
:: attempts to follow the Queen's lead ::
Host Jeff says:
ACTION: the CO tries to take a step and falls over
XO_LtCmdr_Jax says:
CEO: You might get dizzy if you keep doing that
Host Queen_Victoria says:
CO:Oh I'm sorry, you loose
CSO_Sirach says:
OPS: thank you, rather difficult to walk
CMO-Kriss says:
CEO/CNS: I think we are all dreaming a dream together.  Why then would no one who is obviously injured be in no pain?
Host CO_Hebert says:
:: struggles to get himself to his feet again ::
OPS_Jappic says:
::Picks up the CSO by his sides.::
Host Jeff says:
ACTION: The crew find themselves in the inky blackness again.
CEO_MacLeod says:
::body starts to wobble, looses the head, which falls to the ground and rolls away::    
CSO_Sirach says:
::trying to figure this whole thing out::
Host CO_Hebert says:
:: floats freely with his 6 legs ::
Host Jeff says:
ACTION: All physical conditions are repaired.
Host Jeff says:
ACTION: A form comes towards them out of the darkness
OPS_Jappic says:
CSO:  I hope Q is enjoying himself.....
XO_LtCmdr_Jax says:
::Tries to open his eyes and realized they're already opened::
CSO_Sirach says:
::has OPS's hands on his waist::
Host CO_Hebert says:
:: 4 legs dissapear and his mind regains normal control ::
CSO_Sirach says:
OPS: Thanks for your help, but I think I can manage now
OPS_Jappic says:
::Takes hands away.::
CEO_MacLeod says:
::feels his head all over, making sure it is where it is supposed to be::  Self:  That was too weird.
CSO_Sirach says:
CSO: I'm sure the Q is
Host HoagleWartMagician says:
ACTION: the person appears to look almost exactly like Hebert.
Host HoagleWartMagician says:
CO: Dad?
CMO-Kriss says:
::sees those physically changed return to normal::
Host CO_Hebert says:
:: looks at his mirror image ::
Host HoagleWartMagician says:
ACTION: all the crew save the CO find themselves back on the Tintagel, unharmed.
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